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Old 11-01-2010, 08:57 PM   #12701 (permalink)
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Looks like a good valueif that's what you're lookin for
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:06 PM   #12702 (permalink)
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argh, i got 2.3k in bank, im still at my dads house, make around 700-800 bucks a month, and... yadda yadda... i just feel like i could spend the money on something better, but iunno what... i cant sustain myself, couldnt afford insurance if i bought a car... so its like fuck why not buy it? i love gaming and miss it... the rig would be easily upgradable down the road...
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:21 PM   #12703 (permalink)
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I think you're getting a good deal there.


I mean it's no new guitar or anything, but there's this virtual nevada desert you can go to in compooter land I hear is real niftly like that might in part make it a good choice on your...part



My part (my penis) .. says buy it.

If you've never seen a penis talk before, it helps to tilt your head 90 degrees the first time to lessen the surprise.

Though if you don't like what my penis is saying, please refrain from literally 'putting a sock in it'. Now I'm as big a fan of urethral play as the next cum flinging nazi on the block, but having a sock put in there would just hurt. Better to have a finger, or better yet another talking cock in there to perform in vivo hummers til I've blown nut and ass so many times you're virtually peeling my body out of a layer of my own expulsions, and trying to rationalize necrophelia to yourself by the end of the night. Trust me, you get over it, I know from experience. Just use vaseline and pinch the third vertebrae from the bottom; it'll loosen that ass sphincter right up for ya
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:05 PM   #12704 (permalink)
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lol bought it
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:09 PM   #12705 (permalink)
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^Okay....

That gives new meaning to 'That guys a dick' because a talking dick probably has the ego to go with the size.

And further, could be the dawn of a comic strip about life from a dicks perspective.

The night you got loaded and fucked the fat chick with the sarlacc pussy (not my mom........she's not fat) that could be a funny one.

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Old 11-02-2010, 08:46 AM   #12706 (permalink)
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Not too graphic, but you do see the bomb go off.
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Old 11-02-2010, 09:36 AM   #12707 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2010, 11:28 AM   #12708 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2010, 11:30 AM   #12709 (permalink)
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On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
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Old 11-02-2010, 11:34 AM   #12710 (permalink)
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I wish those were my grammas...
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Old 11-02-2010, 11:38 AM   #12711 (permalink)
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alright, just one more. i'm just really caught up in this band right now, never been much of a punk fan but a buddy just turned me onto this.
also nice one waves.

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Old 11-02-2010, 11:46 AM   #12712 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:21 PM   #12713 (permalink)
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damn says my computer is infected with viruses..when i go to remove all it says...subscribe for 49.95 a month.

actually sisters new laptop...she's gonna stab me!!!!!!!

it was after i clicked on a real estate site!
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:23 PM   #12714 (permalink)
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destroy the evidence. burn the laptop. accidents happen, right?
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:24 PM   #12715 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:26 PM   #12716 (permalink)
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damn says my computer is infected with viruses..when i go to remove all it says...subscribe for 49.95 a month.

actually sisters new laptop...she's gonna stab me!!!!!!!

it was after i clicked on a real estate site!
what antivirus is it? theres a chance it could be just an advertisement or a virus in and of itself
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Old 11-02-2010, 02:11 PM   #12717 (permalink)
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damn says my computer is infected with viruses..when i go to remove all it says...subscribe for 49.95 a month.

actually sisters new laptop...she's gonna stab me!!!!!!!

it was after i clicked on a real estate site!
she cant be mad if shes dead

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Old 11-02-2010, 02:13 PM   #12718 (permalink)
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Yeah sounds like some advert trying to con you into buying unneeded software.
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:02 PM   #12719 (permalink)
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its a trap, do a barrel roll, all they want is 50 bucks and yo credit card info.
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:06 PM   #12720 (permalink)
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alright, just one more. i'm just really caught up in this band right now, never been much of a punk fan but a buddy just turned me onto this.
also nice one waves.

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hell yeah.

nofx was no bullshit my favorite band for like 5 years. i had my punk phase, right before my hippy/jam band phase. i still love punk and jam too. although i smoke too much weed to be into punk too much these days.

so long and thanks for all the shoes is my favorite album just cuz it was one of those albums you listen to when your growing up that you really get to know and become intimate (not like that :P) way

although i was much more of a ska/pop punk kinda kid. less than jake etc.

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