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Rubix · 11-01-2010, 08:57 PM

Looks like a good valueif that's what you're lookin for

maszac · 11-01-2010, 09:06 PM

argh, i got 2.3k in bank, im still at my dads house, make around 700-800 bucks a month, and... yadda yadda... i just feel like i could spend the money on something better, but iunno what... i cant sustain myself, couldnt afford insurance if i bought a car... so its like fuck why not buy it? i love gaming and miss it... the rig would be easily upgradable down the road...

Sir-Ex · 11-01-2010, 09:21 PM

I think you're getting a good deal there.

I mean it's no new guitar or anything, but there's this virtual nevada desert you can go to in compooter land I hear is real niftly like that might in part make it a good choice on your...part

My part (my penis) .. says buy it.

If you've never seen a penis talk before, it helps to tilt your head 90 degrees the first time to lessen the surprise.

Though if you don't like what my penis is saying, please refrain from literally 'putting a sock in it'. Now I'm as big a fan of urethral play as the next cum flinging nazi on the block, but having a sock put in there would just hurt. Better to have a finger, or better yet another talking cock in there to perform in vivo hummers til I've blown nut and ass so many times you're virtually peeling my body out of a layer of my own expulsions, and trying to rationalize necrophelia to yourself by the end of the night. Trust me, you get over it, I know from experience. Just use vaseline and pinch the third vertebrae from the bottom; it'll loosen that ass sphincter right up for ya
(
you sick fuck)

maszac · 11-01-2010, 10:05 PM

lol bought it

SayMyName · 11-01-2010, 10:09 PM

^Okay....

That gives new meaning to 'That guys a dick' because a talking dick probably has the ego to go with the size.

And further, could be the dawn of a comic strip about life from a dicks perspective.

The night you got loaded and fucked the fat chick with the sarlacc pussy (not my mom........she's not fat) that could be a funny one.

**SageTree** · 11-02-2010, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cerpin Taxt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-WxGNUKOv8

Not too graphic, but you do see the bomb go off.

hole lee fuck!

Captain Cannabis · 11-02-2010, 09:36 AM

Without you
There is nothing to hold on too

11-02-2010, 11:28 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-mRAtPA2Rs

SmokeaJoint · 11-02-2010, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douglas Adams

On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

kitch · 11-02-2010, 11:34 AM

I wish those were my grammas...

Xil · 11-02-2010, 11:38 AM

alright, just one more. i'm just really caught up in this band right now, never been much of a punk fan but a buddy just turned me onto this.
also nice one waves.

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kitch · 11-02-2010, 11:46 AM

CURB ALERT: Excercycle, sodium grow-light, room lamp

how did I miss this?

11-02-2010, 12:21 PM

damn says my computer is infected with viruses..when i go to remove all it says...subscribe for 49.95 a month.

actually sisters new laptop...she's gonna stab me!!!!!!!

it was after i clicked on a real estate site!

Man in Black · 11-02-2010, 12:23 PM

destroy the evidence. burn the laptop. accidents happen, right?

11-02-2010, 12:24 PM

OMG!!!!!!!!!

Xil · 11-02-2010, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turmaline

damn says my computer is infected with viruses..when i go to remove all it says...subscribe for 49.95 a month.

actually sisters new laptop...she's gonna stab me!!!!!!!

it was after i clicked on a real estate site!

what antivirus is it? theres a chance it could be just an advertisement or a virus in and of itself

Snowmayne · 11-02-2010, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turmaline

damn says my computer is infected with viruses..when i go to remove all it says...subscribe for 49.95 a month.

actually sisters new laptop...she's gonna stab me!!!!!!!

it was after i clicked on a real estate site!

she cant be mad if shes dead

just sayin

farmergiles · 11-02-2010, 02:13 PM

Yeah sounds like some advert trying to con you into buying unneeded software.

maszac · 11-02-2010, 03:02 PM

its a trap, do a barrel roll, all they want is 50 bucks and yo credit card info.

Waves · 11-02-2010, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xil

alright, just one more. i'm just really caught up in this band right now, never been much of a punk fan but a buddy just turned me onto this.
also nice one waves.

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hell yeah.

nofx was no bullshit my favorite band for like 5 years. i had my punk phase, right before my hippy/jam band phase. i still love punk and jam too. although i smoke too much weed to be into punk too much these days.

so long and thanks for all the shoes is my favorite album just cuz it was one of those albums you listen to when your growing up that you really get to know and become intimate (not like that :P) way

although i was much more of a ska/pop punk kinda kid. less than jake etc.

YouTube - Nofx- Kill rockstars..lol

11-01-2010, 08:57 PM	#12701 (permalink)
Rubix Stoner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 8,863 Thanks: 3,412 Thanked 1,150 Times in 834 Posts	Looks like a good valueif that's what you're lookin for __________________ "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest her or his patients in the care of the human frame, in a proper diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease." -Thomas Edison

11-01-2010, 09:21 PM	#12703 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 14,343 Thanks: 1,985 Thanked 4,063 Times in 2,367 Posts	I think you're getting a good deal there. I mean it's no new guitar or anything, but there's this virtual nevada desert you can go to in compooter land I hear is real niftly like that might in part make it a good choice on your...part My part (my penis) .. says buy it. If you've never seen a penis talk before, it helps to tilt your head 90 degrees the first time to lessen the surprise. Though if you don't like what my penis is saying, please refrain from literally 'putting a sock in it'. Now I'm as big a fan of urethral play as the next cum flinging nazi on the block, but having a sock put in there would just hurt. Better to have a finger, or better yet another talking cock in there to perform in vivo hummers til I've blown nut and ass so many times you're virtually peeling my body out of a layer of my own expulsions, and trying to rationalize necrophelia to yourself by the end of the night. Trust me, you get over it, I know from experience. Just use vaseline and pinch the third vertebrae from the bottom; it'll loosen that ass sphincter right up for ya ( you sick fuck) __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!! Last edited by Sir-Ex; 11-01-2010 at 09:34 PM.

11-02-2010, 09:36 AM	#12707 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis safety word: more Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: m.i.a. Posts: 17,389 Thanks: 3,224 Thanked 3,987 Times in 2,171 Posts	Without you There is nothing to hold on too __________________ fuck the monkeys

11-02-2010, 11:38 AM	#12711 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 4,558 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,282 Thanked 1,422 Times in 857 Posts	alright, just one more. i'm just really caught up in this band right now, never been much of a punk fan but a buddy just turned me onto this. also nice one waves. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BqPNpZzE9xc?fs=1&amp ;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScree n" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptacc ess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BqPNpZzE9xc?fs=1&amp ;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="a lways" allowfullscreen="tru e" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

11-02-2010, 12:23 PM	#12714 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 6,806 Thanks: 4,212 Thanked 1,708 Times in 1,077 Posts	destroy the evidence. burn the laptop. accidents happen, right? __________________ "Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him"-Sun Tzu

11-01-2010, 09:06 PM	#12702 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 2,019 Thanks: 1,744 Thanked 329 Times in 200 Posts	argh, i got 2.3k in bank, im still at my dads house, make around 700-800 bucks a month, and... yadda yadda... i just feel like i could spend the money on something better, but iunno what... i cant sustain myself, couldnt afford insurance if i bought a car... so its like fuck why not buy it? i love gaming and miss it... the rig would be easily upgradable down the road...

11-01-2010, 10:05 PM	#12704 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 2,019 Thanks: 1,744 Thanked 329 Times in 200 Posts	lol bought it

11-01-2010, 10:09 PM	#12705 (permalink)
SayMyName Whachu tawkin' bout Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,723 Thanks: 2,735 Thanked 2,478 Times in 1,374 Posts	^Okay.... That gives new meaning to 'That guys a dick' because a talking dick probably has the ego to go with the size. And further, could be the dawn of a comic strip about life from a dicks perspective. The night you got loaded and fucked the fat chick with the sarlacc pussy (not my mom........she's not fat) that could be a funny one.

11-02-2010, 12:21 PM	#12713 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	damn says my computer is infected with viruses..when i go to remove all it says...subscribe for 49.95 a month. actually sisters new laptop...she's gonna stab me!!!!!!! it was after i clicked on a real estate site!

11-02-2010, 12:24 PM	#12715 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	OMG!!!!!!!!!

11-02-2010, 02:13 PM	#12718 (permalink)
farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,287 Thanks: 2,673 Thanked 4,646 Times in 3,020 Posts	Yeah sounds like some advert trying to con you into buying unneeded software. __________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness *Fuck the Monkeys*

11-02-2010, 03:02 PM	#12719 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 2,019 Thanks: 1,744 Thanked 329 Times in 200 Posts	its a trap, do a barrel roll, all they want is 50 bucks and yo credit card info.

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