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Flamingnun · 03-23-2008, 10:15 AM

kamikazi89 · 03-23-2008, 07:19 PM

Яedking · 03-23-2008, 07:55 PM

so today i was beatin off, and i'm doing this high protein intake thing. i finished, and was about to wipe on my sock when ... well ... fuck

also i was in this court ordered AA meeting today, and this dude next to me was acting sketch as fuck. i wasn't really paying attention and everyone starts laughing. i look up and this dude randomly says "railroad" really loud and everyone was like wtf.

Яedking · 03-23-2008, 08:03 PM

i think i just heard my cat fall down the stairs ... she stoopid like me

today my friends mom gave me this whole tray of cinnamon rolls and after pacing back and forth for like an hour in front of them i was like FUCK IT and just ate the middles out of all of them. yeeeeeeeee

Hooked · 03-23-2008, 09:31 PM

house music is dope shit. I literally ran into the midst of the minimalist stage Saturday night after enduring no more than two minutes of the trance stage, where I found what was necessary: filthy basslines and crunchy synths. Temporarily out of my head on some decayed, yet still suprisingly potent acid. This one act was about to call it quits then I burst into the scene, dancing like a fool, they fucking stayed-on for like another 15-20 min.

All these seriously hip Chileans trying to battle me, looking like they might beat my ass if I didn't take it down a notch. I guess maybe I was lucky I got most of it out of me during the middle of the day. Still kept it going 'til 4 a.m., made a complete ass out of myself, chatted with the US djs who had thrown down during the day, and left with my tail between my legs.

Fucking insane. Hooray for outdoor electronic festivals!

aft3rsh0kk · 03-23-2008, 11:05 PM

.should i write my essay or not. that is the question

kamikazi89 · 03-24-2008, 03:13 PM

YouTube - Theology of Monty Python - Every Sperm is Sacred

shai_hulud · 03-24-2008, 05:20 PM

^lolol

Яedking · 03-24-2008, 05:28 PM

i have just realized the greatest supplemental income job

professional masseuse

now i need 10 g for the training ... anyone?

edit: 9 months and 1000 hours of training ... who woulda thought

zoltron · 03-24-2008, 06:30 PM

I would've been here sooner, but the highway was littered with broken-down heroes on a last-chance power-drive............... .........my peeps!!

~1~ · 03-24-2008, 06:36 PM

Shaggy_420 · 03-24-2008, 08:08 PM

colour

kamikazi89 · 03-25-2008, 03:48 PM

Jesus for President

~1~ · 03-25-2008, 04:12 PM

Satan for President in 2008

Equal time yo...

Shaggy_420 · 03-25-2008, 08:59 PM

No.1 For President 2012

kicking it OLDschool
yo

CowMan · 03-26-2008, 06:28 AM

Don't date ppl you meet on the internet

kamikazi89 · 03-26-2008, 07:35 AM

you dorks are si lucky i'm not a narc..otherwise i'd be alerting McAfee(or is it norton) right now

Seeds&Stems · 03-26-2008, 09:54 AM

fingernails are pretty. fingernails are good.

seems that all they ever wanted was a marking.

kamikazi89 · 03-26-2008, 01:07 PM

Calendar of Events :: The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc.

eldizle · 03-26-2008, 01:28 PM

that lady with the beard has some nice gams

03-23-2008, 10:15 AM	#1341 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	__________________

03-23-2008, 07:55 PM	#1343 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	so today i was beatin off, and i'm doing this high protein intake thing. i finished, and was about to wipe on my sock when ... well ... fuck also i was in this court ordered AA meeting today, and this dude next to me was acting sketch as fuck. i wasn't really paying attention and everyone starts laughing. i look up and this dude randomly says "railroad" really loud and everyone was like wtf. __________________

03-23-2008, 08:03 PM	#1344 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	i think i just heard my cat fall down the stairs ... she stoopid like me today my friends mom gave me this whole tray of cinnamon rolls and after pacing back and forth for like an hour in front of them i was like FUCK IT and just ate the middles out of all of them. yeeeeeeeee __________________

03-23-2008, 09:31 PM	#1345 (permalink)
Hooked Hedonistic fool Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denver Metro Posts: 5,479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 35 Times in 28 Posts	house music is dope shit. I literally ran into the midst of the minimalist stage Saturday night after enduring no more than two minutes of the trance stage, where I found what was necessary: filthy basslines and crunchy synths. Temporarily out of my head on some decayed, yet still suprisingly potent acid. This one act was about to call it quits then I burst into the scene, dancing like a fool, they fucking stayed-on for like another 15-20 min. All these seriously hip Chileans trying to battle me, looking like they might beat my ass if I didn't take it down a notch. I guess maybe I was lucky I got most of it out of me during the middle of the day. Still kept it going 'til 4 a.m., made a complete ass out of myself, chatted with the US djs who had thrown down during the day, and left with my tail between my legs. Fucking insane. Hooray for outdoor electronic festivals! __________________ The never-ending quest to find a reason to smile...

03-24-2008, 05:20 PM	#1348 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	^lolol __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

03-24-2008, 05:28 PM	#1349 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	i have just realized the greatest supplemental income job professional masseuse now i need 10 g for the training ... anyone? edit: 9 months and 1000 hours of training ... who woulda thought __________________ Last edited by Яedking; 03-24-2008 at 06:39 PM.

03-24-2008, 06:30 PM	#1350 (permalink)
zoltron Yankee Rebel Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: left right here Posts: 6,237 Thanks: 637 Thanked 942 Times in 499 Posts	I would've been here sooner, but the highway was littered with broken-down heroes on a last-chance power-drive............... .........my peeps!! Attached Images __________________ Politicians against Legalization support Organized Crime

03-24-2008, 06:36 PM	#1351 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	__________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

03-24-2008, 08:08 PM	#1352 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 592 Thanks: 197 Thanked 71 Times in 39 Posts	colour __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

03-25-2008, 04:12 PM	#1354 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	Satan for President in 2008 Equal time yo... __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

03-25-2008, 08:59 PM	#1355 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 592 Thanks: 197 Thanked 71 Times in 39 Posts	No.1 For President 2012 kicking it OLDschool yo __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

03-26-2008, 06:28 AM	#1356 (permalink)
CowMan Just a friend Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the other side Posts: 2,385 Thanks: 42 Thanked 107 Times in 32 Posts	Don't date ppl you meet on the internet __________________ He who hesitates is lost

03-26-2008, 09:54 AM	#1358 (permalink)
Seeds&Stems old and unimproved Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: paper st Posts: 2,979 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 102 Thanked 52 Times in 37 Posts	fingernails are pretty. fingernails are good. seems that all they ever wanted was a marking. __________________ There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start...ect

03-26-2008, 01:28 PM	#1360 (permalink)
eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	that lady with the beard has some nice gams

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