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Bradford · 03-30-2008, 05:52 PM

Solid idea, but don't you think Frank's worked hard enough for a shot at least?

kamikazi89 · 03-30-2008, 06:07 PM

The UN Says
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~1~ · 03-30-2008, 06:17 PM

How much wood could Woody chuck if Woody were a woodchuck and could chuck wood?

Sheila sells shitty seashells at Sheilas by the sea, where you buy shitty shells.

Pamela Pecker picked a pack of packed pickled peckers.

Hooked · 03-30-2008, 07:03 PM

I just had text sex, sort of. I mean, I wasn't beating it at the time but I probably should have, fucking rock-hard with swollen nuts, reading hotter things from someone I love (and have actual tactile, physical memory of) than any images I could easily pull up on a free porn site. txtsex, I'm sure it's rampant in the middle/high school scene.

I don't know whether to jerk-off or drink more beer...

Xinebriated · 03-30-2008, 07:54 PM

^ both, simultaneously.

Hooked · 03-30-2008, 08:08 PM

I ended up eating rice, eggs and potatoes instead. But the night is young, still much liquid volume yet to be consumed, not like I have shit to do mañana. I kinda like having both hands free, though, y'know?

shakeNbake06 · 03-31-2008, 02:49 AM

What if the hokey pokie really is what It's all about?

Jimmy Coonan · 03-31-2008, 09:04 AM

Then shake it all about and turn yourself around obviously.

eldizle · 03-31-2008, 09:42 AM

walkin down da street wit my nikes on, uh, yea, uh uh uh uh, yea walkin the street witmynikes on, walkin the street witmy nikes on...I SAID i'm walkin down tha street with my nikes on

**Bearsy** · 03-31-2008, 09:49 AM

Take the veil, Cerpin Taxt.

Flamingnun · 03-31-2008, 09:54 AM

**Bearsy** · 03-31-2008, 10:11 AM

^

kamikazi89 · 03-31-2008, 10:14 AM

Blue_Dolphin · 04-01-2008, 02:51 PM

Does anyone remember reading "Choose your own adventure" books?

Seeds&Stems · 04-01-2008, 03:21 PM

If yes then turn to page 34 of this thread.
If no then YOUR ADVENTURE ENDS HERE ASSHOLE.

zoltron · 04-01-2008, 04:15 PM

Well, guess I'll call it a day...had to walk out to the mailbox & I'm pooped.

Time for a little weed.... bongsmilie

kamikazi89 · 04-01-2008, 05:16 PM

goosebumps

Linkey · 04-01-2008, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zoltron

Well, guess I'll call it a day...had to walk out to the mailbox & I'm pooped.

Time for a little weed.... bongsmilie

coolest old guy ever.

badgoalie85 · 04-01-2008, 05:52 PM

^you'd actually be quite surprised at the huge number of cool old guys out there.

Linkey · 04-01-2008, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoalie85

^you'd actually be quite surprised at the huge number of cool old guys out there.

thats good to know. hopefully i will be one someday.

03-30-2008, 05:52 PM	#1401 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 676 Thanks: 66 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	Solid idea, but don't you think Frank's worked hard enough for a shot at least? __________________ R.I.P. Governor "I swear to fuckin' Christ I don't fuckin' belong here."

03-30-2008, 06:17 PM	#1403 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 441 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	How much wood could Woody chuck if Woody were a woodchuck and could chuck wood? Sheila sells shitty seashells at Sheilas by the sea, where you buy shitty shells. Pamela Pecker picked a pack of packed pickled peckers. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

03-30-2008, 07:03 PM	#1404 (permalink)
Hooked Hedonistic fool Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denver Metro Posts: 5,479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 35 Times in 28 Posts	I just had text sex, sort of. I mean, I wasn't beating it at the time but I probably should have, fucking rock-hard with swollen nuts, reading hotter things from someone I love (and have actual tactile, physical memory of) than any images I could easily pull up on a free porn site. txtsex, I'm sure it's rampant in the middle/high school scene. I don't know whether to jerk-off or drink more beer... __________________ The never-ending quest to find a reason to smile...

03-30-2008, 08:08 PM	#1406 (permalink)
Hooked Hedonistic fool Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denver Metro Posts: 5,479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 35 Times in 28 Posts	I ended up eating rice, eggs and potatoes instead. But the night is young, still much liquid volume yet to be consumed, not like I have shit to do mañana. I kinda like having both hands free, though, y'know? __________________ The never-ending quest to find a reason to smile...

03-31-2008, 09:54 AM	#1411 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,538 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,611 Times in 1,178 Posts	<object width="550" height="550"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDc4NTI4"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDc4NTI4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="550" height="550"></embed></object> __________________

03-31-2008, 02:49 AM	#1407 (permalink)
shakeNbake06 Old School Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 368 Thanks: 21 Thanked 56 Times in 29 Posts	What if the hokey pokie really is what It's all about?

03-31-2008, 09:42 AM	#1409 (permalink)
eldizle Fuck 'Em Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: trapped inside a shard of amber Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 850 Thanked 508 Times in 389 Posts	walkin down da street wit my nikes on, uh, yea, uh uh uh uh, yea walkin the street witmynikes on, walkin the street witmy nikes on...I SAID i'm walkin down tha street with my nikes on

04-01-2008, 02:51 PM	#1414 (permalink)
Blue_Dolphin Verk's Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: In my own little world Posts: 961 Thanks: 183 Thanked 180 Times in 95 Posts	Does anyone remember reading "Choose your own adventure" books? __________________

04-01-2008, 03:21 PM	#1415 (permalink)
Seeds&Stems old and unimproved Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: paper st Posts: 2,981 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 102 Thanked 52 Times in 37 Posts	If yes then turn to page 34 of this thread. If no then YOUR ADVENTURE ENDS HERE ASSHOLE. __________________ There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start...ect

04-01-2008, 04:15 PM	#1416 (permalink)
zoltron Yankee Rebel Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: left right here Posts: 6,282 Thanks: 485 Thanked 686 Times in 401 Posts	Well, guess I'll call it a day...had to walk out to the mailbox & I'm pooped. Time for a little weed.... bongsmilie __________________ Politicians against Legalization support Organized Crime "Keep your pecker hard & your powder dry & the worm will turn." -- King

04-01-2008, 05:52 PM	#1419 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,145 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	^you'd actually be quite surprised at the huge number of cool old guys out there. __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

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