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**AlteredStateGrl** · 04-06-2008, 10:24 AM

Ya know, I was gonna say "grrrrr" about cleaning the house today, but you know what? I love it when my husband comes home to a nice, clean, happy house. He always says how nice it looks and I know he appreciates it. ♥ He works hard, and adores me, and I him, so I love it when he comes home to a nice house, and beer in the fridge. It makes him smile. I love to see him smile.

shai_hulud · 04-06-2008, 11:53 AM

^ wow he has you trained well. yur such a good lil bitch

**AlteredStateGrl** · 04-06-2008, 11:56 AM

It's not that I'm trained. I want to do it. I love making him happy. That's all. It's not about training or anything.

shai_hulud · 04-06-2008, 12:12 PM

god he's good.

Flamingnun · 04-06-2008, 12:13 PM

**AlteredStateGrl** · 04-06-2008, 12:17 PM

^ That makes me lol. I have it saved too. It's true. For me anyway. I fuckin' suck at math. Booo math.

Cerpin Taxt · 04-06-2008, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BearsysRevenge

Take the veil, Cerpin Taxt.

You must have been phlegmatic in stature.

I just want to be able to say to a girl, "Hey, I'm a guy who likes to fuck and I'm sure you're a girl who likes the same. What say we cut all the bullshit and just have a fuck? I'm not a selfish lay and I would make sure you are damn well satisfied before we finish. If you are not completely satisfied, you can even have your money back."

To which she would say, "Money back? I havn't given you any money nor plan to!"

To which I would then reply very slylike, "Well I guess it's true that the best things in life really are free."

She swoons and then we fuck like rabbits all night.

That's how it plays out in my head anyway.

Jimmy Coonan · 04-06-2008, 01:16 PM

I was talking to a woman at a bar a few nights ago, and she said, "I'm old enough to be your mother! That's why you want to fuck me, isn't it?"

Cerpin Taxt · 04-06-2008, 01:20 PM

Did you do it? Or did that just put you right off?

Jimmy Coonan · 04-06-2008, 01:22 PM

I was going to do it, but one of her husband's friends walked into the bar and wouldn't leave us alone. I called her the next day but she had patched up the rift with him.

kamikazi89 · 04-06-2008, 03:18 PM

send in the clones
Animal-Human Hybrids Spark Controversy

zoltron · 04-06-2008, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Coonan

I was talking to a woman at a bar a few nights ago, and she said, "I'm old enough to be your mother! That's why you want to fuck me, isn't it?"

You should've said, "So, you got any tread left on the tire or is it kinda like tossing a hot dog down the hallway?"

"Call me a motherfucker, huh grandma?"

shakeNbake06 · 04-06-2008, 11:40 PM

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Cerpin Taxt · 04-07-2008, 12:03 AM

Meet Dick Masterson the Most Chauvinistic Man Alive - NothingToxic.com

The end is especially great, some good pwnage

zoltron · 04-07-2008, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cerpin Taxt

Meet Dick Masterson the Most Chauvinistic Man Alive - NothingToxic.com

The end is especially great, some good pwnage

When the dude said, "Every brick you see was placed there by a man."...he's probably right. I can't think of 1 woman brick-layer working on any house I've seen built....& I have a ton of friends in construction. Not 1 chick brick-hick. bongsmilie

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-07-2008, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zoltron

Holy shit dude, please tell me that you aren't munching that mangy muff. Man, be careful!! You wouldn't believe the shit that can start growing around your mouth!!
Festering boils!! A new strain of leprosy!! Swelling of the tongue!! A whole array of aroma.

Saaaaay WHAT?! No wai! It's not terribly bad or anything, just a slight sense that something is "off". I dunno, I tagged a co-worker after work, so I mean... There wasn't time to shower, really.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-07-2008, 12:52 AM

Now I'm worried though.

Grieves · 04-07-2008, 12:57 AM

you got the ghonareaskerpamidia pie...

kamikazi89 · 04-07-2008, 08:03 AM

/off topic

badgoalie85 · 04-07-2008, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cerpin Taxt

Meet Dick Masterson the Most Chauvinistic Man Alive - NothingToxic.com

The end is especially great, some good pwnage

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-al...han-women.html

04-06-2008, 10:24 AM	#1441 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 10,426 Thanks: 2,181 Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,115 Posts	Ya know, I was gonna say "grrrrr" about cleaning the house today, but you know what? I love it when my husband comes home to a nice, clean, happy house. He always says how nice it looks and I know he appreciates it. ♥ He works hard, and adores me, and I him, so I love it when he comes home to a nice house, and beer in the fridge. It makes him smile. I love to see him smile. __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

04-06-2008, 11:53 AM	#1442 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	^ wow he has you trained well. yur such a good lil bitch __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

04-06-2008, 11:56 AM	#1443 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 10,426 Thanks: 2,181 Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,115 Posts	It's not that I'm trained. I want to do it. I love making him happy. That's all. It's not about training or anything. __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

04-06-2008, 12:12 PM	#1444 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	god he's good. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

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Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	__________________

04-06-2008, 12:17 PM	#1446 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 10,426 Thanks: 2,181 Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,115 Posts	^ That makes me lol. I have it saved too. It's true. For me anyway. I fuckin' suck at math. Booo math. __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

04-06-2008, 01:20 PM	#1449 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	Did you do it? Or did that just put you right off? __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

04-06-2008, 11:40 PM	#1453 (permalink)
shakeNbake06 Old School Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 368 Thanks: 21 Thanked 56 Times in 29 Posts	. Attached Images

04-07-2008, 12:03 AM	#1454 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	Meet Dick Masterson the Most Chauvinistic Man Alive - NothingToxic.com The end is especially great, some good pwnage __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts Last edited by Cerpin Taxt; 04-07-2008 at 12:07 AM.

04-07-2008, 12:52 AM	#1457 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	Now I'm worried though. __________________

04-07-2008, 12:57 AM	#1458 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts	you got the ghonareaskerpamidia pie... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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