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verklingen · 04-09-2008, 12:44 PM

^ use a camera with timestamps.

tedkennedy · 04-09-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kamikazi89

/off topic

i like bjork

zoltron · 04-09-2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HYPERFUKBOT

Yeah, well this girl claims that she only ever had sex with one dewd and that was her boyfriend that she's been on break with for like 2 weeks (they're taking a break from eachother or some shit, he's a lowlife petty larcenist)... So I mean.

She's had numerous female partners though... But yeah, no hairz. I got lucky.

Yeah, you'll be fine, my friend. I never could understand broads who don't properly clean their snatch. Can't they smell Fisherman's Wharf between their legs? They gotta get the soap inside that 'tunnel of love' & use 1 of those brushes for washing drinking glasses to scrub the barnacles off the inner-lining of 'sweet chooch'.
Guys have all their plumbing on the outside & can keep 'cock & balls' fresh & clean. I would hate to be a chick. All the shit that can go wrong with their 'sperm-depository' is WAY more than what can go wrong with our 'splooey-bazookas'.

zoltron · 04-09-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kamikazi89

make sure you document that and any other pre existing nastiness w/ pictures..landlords love to keep security deposits>protect yourself

Excellent point. They do love to keep your security deposit.

When I was living alone in Denver, I would just assume the security deposit was history from the get-go. So the last month I was living at any given apt [I must've been thru a dozen of them], I wouldn't pay the rent & pull a 'midnight-move' on the 30th or 31st of the month...leaving a note saying just keep the security deposit for that last month.
Then I'd just use a friend of mine as a 'reference' when moving to a new crib. He owned 6 apt buildings [110 units]. The dude was loaded, but I never lived in any of his places, as I wanted to remain friends.

Hooked · 04-09-2008, 04:11 PM

Lays Stax are dank

Hooked · 04-09-2008, 05:23 PM

...and the association of SoCal governments is called SCAG. teeheehee.

zoltron · 04-09-2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooked

...and the association of SoCal governments is called SCAG. teeheehee.

...Haha, that's good.

Just think of all the employees were Asian & Caucasian, it'd be 'China White SCAG'.

Hooked · 04-09-2008, 07:27 PM

"SCAG: Working together to keep the brown down"

Krunk · 04-10-2008, 01:34 PM

class sucks ya know

zoltron · 04-10-2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooked

"SCAG: Working together to keep the brown down"

Haha...

...class ic!!

Silverleaf · 04-10-2008, 03:16 PM

The bodegas on 14th Street make really shitty sandwiches.

Яedking · 04-13-2008, 05:09 PM

Hedons · 04-13-2008, 05:29 PM

If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire archives of Yahooka... in about...five minutes.

Randomness is too importance to be left to chance.

Linkey · 04-13-2008, 05:58 PM

hahahahahahahahah the look on its face

zoltron · 04-13-2008, 06:46 PM

Now this is what I call a bored Marine.....

QubeTV

Charley Phogg · 04-14-2008, 07:20 AM

Yahooka citizens....I owe this all to you:

YouTube - Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes - I've Had the Time of My Life

kamikazi89 · 04-14-2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by tedkennedy

i like bjork

Icelandic ftw

zoltron · 04-14-2008, 03:59 PM

Here's an elephant that can paint his self-portrait............ .....

YouTube - Elephant Paints Self Portrait

Vertigo · 04-14-2008, 04:06 PM

holy shit

Grieves · 04-14-2008, 05:19 PM

04-09-2008, 12:44 PM	#1481 (permalink)
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Hooked Hedonistic fool Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denver Metro Posts: 5,479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 35 Times in 28 Posts	...and the association of SoCal governments is called SCAG. teeheehee. __________________ The never-ending quest to find a reason to smile...

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