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Über King · 10-01-2008, 12:55 PM

how about a class about a class about business law?

slapstick · 10-01-2008, 01:45 PM

I just dodged a bullet. I was gonna go chill with my friend, who skipped school today because he's stupid. I smoked a bowl and was walking to his house, when I ran into his mom who was also going home. thats one experience I can do without today.

reprisler · 10-01-2008, 01:45 PM

If my professor is teaching it then probably, yes.

Xil · 10-01-2008, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charley Phogg

I just lost the game, damn it.

now i lost, fuck you.

**Mafoo** · 10-01-2008, 03:20 PM

i just picked my friend up from the bus stop and

Charley Phogg · 10-02-2008, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xil

now i lost, fuck you.

Looking through this thread made me lose again, thanks to you, dick.

slapstick · 10-02-2008, 12:47 PM

I'm getting really fucking sick of this thankless hero bullshit.

verklingen · 10-02-2008, 01:04 PM

then you're really more a mercenary than a hero.

Xil · 10-02-2008, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charley Phogg

Looking through this thread made me lose again, thanks to you, dick.

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-al...l#post51657730

I win, no wait....damnit!

slapstick · 10-02-2008, 02:35 PM

how so verk?

badgoalie85 · 10-02-2008, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapstick

how so verk?

because a true hero wouldn't care about being thanked.

yup.

slapstick · 10-02-2008, 02:47 PM

I don't mind not being thanked, I've been doing this shit for 15 years. I'm more of just sick of having to be the hero.
you see that guy walking through the streets at night? he must be up to no good! maybe walking home from the bar, had too much to drink, maybe he's homeless. maybe he's stalking the night, looking for that lone girl on her midnight walk.

no! its me! Part of my duties as being Tree is the obligatory walks across this god forsaken town at all hours of the night, because of course I have to sneak in, because your mom hates my guts. so after a long walk across town when I could be doing things like sleeping, or drawing, or getting laid, I sneak in to your house, listen to you cry about how your boyfriend is mistreating you, until I have to jump out your window at 4 in the morning, and walk all the way back to my house, to sleep for an hour or two, then start the day all over again.

I'll post the text therapy I wrote earlier, to clear any of this up, it doesn't have to make sense.

verklingen · 10-02-2008, 02:47 PM

a hero's thanks is his own appreciation of his work imo. and i don't mean the work that he did, but appreciation that there was work to be done.

we're all heroes man. but is it just coincidence that the moment we slip out of a state of appreciativeness we also slip out of our costume? if you catch my drift. duty calls in everything. it's a mainstay of this existence, and resolving our duties is the way toward everything we say we want; the way of avoiding everything we say we don't want.

slapstick · 10-02-2008, 02:52 PM

from a bulletin titled "god loves ugly"

my phone deleted my fucking numbers again! so, yeah, you know the routine.

but, thats not why I'm here.

I'm giving back this bleeding heart club card, cuz I want no fucking part of it.

first off, I've known you since you were ugly. now that you're hot, you think you're hot shit, in a league all of your own. just because I want your nuts doesn't mean I'm whipped over you, so dont expect me to be nice and feed into your bullshit. its amazing how when you need a ride to a party, your phone works fine, but when I need some money that I lent you, or I'm making friendly conversation, it magically doesn't work anymore. so if you're gonna invite me to do something, try actually including me.

you say you're always taking one for the team, but you're taking one for the wrong team.

I could give a fuck if you read this, and you'll take it as hatemail iether way.

and you! listen here, your problems are rooted in one problem that you refuse to admit to. you know what is, so I won't spread it here. but trust me, after wading through it for so long, your shit most definitely stinks. stop acting like it doesn't.

just a heads up, you close minded little punk. hip hop is supposed to be young gifted and black, not guns bitched and crack. try listening to what they're saying, before you judge. whats that? he's got a gospel choir backing him up? hmmm, maybe thats because its an inspirational song. I gave your shit a chance. 92% of teens have moved on to rap, if you're one of the 8% that doesn't, go listen to some dude screaming and tell yourself thats music.

I actually fell for you, and I'm definitely here for you, but I honestly think I'm not damaged enough to be part of your life. empty the pack and watch your wings grow back kid.

I'm sick of this fucking thankless hero bullshit. time for the rest of the world to start doing some good.

oh, and these are to different people, I don't have that much beef with just one person.

well, I do, but I don't have the time nor the patience to type her paragraph up.

and if you know one of these applies to you, step up, claim it, and lets work some shit out.

verklingen · 10-02-2008, 03:17 PM

sounds like you'd be well off giving more thought to the duties you accept, or at least the results you expect of them.

slapstick · 10-02-2008, 03:25 PM

thats exactly it. thank you dude. you're a smart guy. I don't think we've really "met" here. haha

verklingen · 10-02-2008, 03:28 PM

no prob man you seem chill enough. i can be blunt sometimes, glad you didn't take offense.

slapstick · 10-02-2008, 03:38 PM

I never take offense to people telling it like it is. I wish more people would.

slapstick · 10-02-2008, 06:31 PM

in other news, your streets are a little less safe starting tonight. my handcuffs and leg cuffs came in the mail today.

my mom saw me open the package and after a long awkward silence, she goes "... are you a pervert?"
"...why?"
"..."
"not really. I know a lot of chicks that are though."
"... thats what I was afraid of."

slapstick · 10-05-2008, 02:50 PM

keeping with that theme, I bought a beautiful hatchet today! it wouldn't be good for any sort of hacking or dismembering, but it is pretty.

10-01-2008, 12:55 PM	#1881 (permalink)
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10-01-2008, 01:45 PM	#1882 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I just dodged a bullet. I was gonna go chill with my friend, who skipped school today because he's stupid. I smoked a bowl and was walking to his house, when I ran into his mom who was also going home. thats one experience I can do without today. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

10-01-2008, 03:20 PM	#1885 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,651 Times in 1,697 Posts	i just picked my friend up from the bus stop and __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

10-02-2008, 12:47 PM	#1887 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I'm getting really fucking sick of this thankless hero bullshit. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

10-02-2008, 01:04 PM	#1888 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	then you're really more a mercenary than a hero. __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

10-01-2008, 01:45 PM	#1883 (permalink)
reprisler habitual boat rocker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: stx Posts: 1,214 Thanks: 9 Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts	If my professor is teaching it then probably, yes.

10-02-2008, 02:35 PM	#1890 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	how so verk? __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

10-02-2008, 02:47 PM	#1892 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I don't mind not being thanked, I've been doing this shit for 15 years. I'm more of just sick of having to be the hero. you see that guy walking through the streets at night? he must be up to no good! maybe walking home from the bar, had too much to drink, maybe he's homeless. maybe he's stalking the night, looking for that lone girl on her midnight walk. no! its me! Part of my duties as being Tree is the obligatory walks across this god forsaken town at all hours of the night, because of course I have to sneak in, because your mom hates my guts. so after a long walk across town when I could be doing things like sleeping, or drawing, or getting laid, I sneak in to your house, listen to you cry about how your boyfriend is mistreating you, until I have to jump out your window at 4 in the morning, and walk all the way back to my house, to sleep for an hour or two, then start the day all over again. I'll post the text therapy I wrote earlier, to clear any of this up, it doesn't have to make sense. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

10-02-2008, 02:47 PM	#1893 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	a hero's thanks is his own appreciation of his work imo. and i don't mean the work that he did, but appreciation that there was work to be done. we're all heroes man. but is it just coincidence that the moment we slip out of a state of appreciativeness we also slip out of our costume? if you catch my drift. duty calls in everything. it's a mainstay of this existence, and resolving our duties is the way toward everything we say we want; the way of avoiding everything we say we don't want. __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

10-02-2008, 02:52 PM	#1894 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	from a bulletin titled "god loves ugly" my phone deleted my fucking numbers again! so, yeah, you know the routine. but, thats not why I'm here. I'm giving back this bleeding heart club card, cuz I want no fucking part of it. first off, I've known you since you were ugly. now that you're hot, you think you're hot shit, in a league all of your own. just because I want your nuts doesn't mean I'm whipped over you, so dont expect me to be nice and feed into your bullshit. its amazing how when you need a ride to a party, your phone works fine, but when I need some money that I lent you, or I'm making friendly conversation, it magically doesn't work anymore. so if you're gonna invite me to do something, try actually including me. you say you're always taking one for the team, but you're taking one for the wrong team. I could give a fuck if you read this, and you'll take it as hatemail iether way. and you! listen here, your problems are rooted in one problem that you refuse to admit to. you know what is, so I won't spread it here. but trust me, after wading through it for so long, your shit most definitely stinks. stop acting like it doesn't. just a heads up, you close minded little punk. hip hop is supposed to be young gifted and black, not guns bitched and crack. try listening to what they're saying, before you judge. whats that? he's got a gospel choir backing him up? hmmm, maybe thats because its an inspirational song. I gave your shit a chance. 92% of teens have moved on to rap, if you're one of the 8% that doesn't, go listen to some dude screaming and tell yourself thats music. I actually fell for you, and I'm definitely here for you, but I honestly think I'm not damaged enough to be part of your life. empty the pack and watch your wings grow back kid. I'm sick of this fucking thankless hero bullshit. time for the rest of the world to start doing some good. oh, and these are to different people, I don't have that much beef with just one person. well, I do, but I don't have the time nor the patience to type her paragraph up. and if you know one of these applies to you, step up, claim it, and lets work some shit out. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

10-02-2008, 03:17 PM	#1895 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	sounds like you'd be well off giving more thought to the duties you accept, or at least the results you expect of them. __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

10-02-2008, 03:25 PM	#1896 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	thats exactly it. thank you dude. you're a smart guy. I don't think we've really "met" here. haha __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

10-02-2008, 03:28 PM	#1897 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	no prob man you seem chill enough. i can be blunt sometimes, glad you didn't take offense. __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

10-02-2008, 03:38 PM	#1898 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I never take offense to people telling it like it is. I wish more people would. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

10-02-2008, 06:31 PM	#1899 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	in other news, your streets are a little less safe starting tonight. my handcuffs and leg cuffs came in the mail today. my mom saw me open the package and after a long awkward silence, she goes "... are you a pervert?" "...why?" "..." "not really. I know a lot of chicks that are though." "... thats what I was afraid of." __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

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10-05-2008, 02:50 PM	#1900 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	keeping with that theme, I bought a beautiful hatchet today! it wouldn't be good for any sort of hacking or dismembering, but it is pretty. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen