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zoltron · 10-11-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by slapstick

we're gonna watch jurassic park in french. all the dinosaurs are gonna be like "le rawr".

I'll bet they all surrender in the finale.

Is Napoleon blown apart?

slapstick · 10-11-2008, 07:03 PM

the german version is a lot scarier.
you ever seen a T-rex roar in german?

Krunk · 10-11-2008, 09:18 PM

I love when people 3 hours away call me trying to find drugs that I don't even do.

zoltron · 10-11-2008, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by slapstick

you ever seen a T-rex roar in german?

Adolph grooves to 'Bang A Gong'............... .

slapstick · 10-12-2008, 02:37 PM

heres to a night I'll never forget, and the others will hopefully never remember.

aft3rsh0kk · 10-12-2008, 04:53 PM

i force my rhymes in your veins like a hot shot of heroin

slapstick · 10-12-2008, 05:33 PM

yeah? my rhymes are dirty like herpes, but harder to catch.
my dick is like the truth, but harder to swallow.

SmokeSomeDoja · 10-12-2008, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by aft3rsh0kk

i force my rhymes in your veins like a hot shot of heroin

you go cold turkey trying to work me...its like a padlock when you in a headlock, 6 in the morning and you didnt hear the feds knock.

**Mafoo** · 10-12-2008, 10:22 PM

im taking a steroid nasal spray, should i expect to get man boobs?

zoltron · 10-12-2008, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mafoo

im taking a steroid nasal spray, should i expect to get man boobs?

No, but your nose will be able to curl 300 lbs.

Vertigo · 10-12-2008, 11:14 PM

i jsut ate the best sangwitch in my life. no questions asked.

kamikazi89 · 10-13-2008, 08:08 AM

and i thought your mom was hot, then i stepped outside*(that is your mom, right? cause you don't appear to do a godamn thing around the house and no other woman is going to put up with that for any serious length of time, unless theyre saintly and/or desperate

*strawberry blonde,and the sheppard was very excited to greet her...now that is a good dog

badgoalie85 · 10-13-2008, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Vertigo

i jsut ate the best sangwitch in my life. no questions asked.

details!!! we need details!

Charley Phogg · 10-13-2008, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by slapstick

yeah? my rhymes are dirty like herpes, but harder to catch.
my dick is like the truth, but harder to swallow.

pics or BS.

kamikazi89 · 10-13-2008, 10:15 AM

maybe if you're nice enough to this one, she'll let you drive

Vertigo · 10-13-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by badgoalie85

details!!! we need details!

alright heres the scoop. i smoked and drank last night got the spins so i decided to eat a sandwitch. i take 2 slices of fresh white bread and put mustard on both sides. i put the freshest of the fresh turkey breast on it with salt and pepper. 2 slices american cheese. add some more turkey breast and wa-lah... one of the best sandwitches i have experienced. it might not sound all that great but it was very delish

my_scatterheart · 10-13-2008, 11:41 AM

fuhhh-huck white bread

verklingen · 10-13-2008, 11:43 AM

yeah it gives me hiccups, too

Bradford · 10-13-2008, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

fuhhh-huck white bread

.

On a side note, while going through a drawer, I found my one hitter, a flash drive, and the usb port for my little wireless mouse.

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh

zoltron · 10-13-2008, 12:28 PM

Verk, you oughta be playing 5s on the lottery -- 5, 15, 25, 35, 45.

5,555 posts.

10-11-2008, 07:03 PM	#1922 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	the german version is a lot scarier. you ever seen a T-rex roar in german? __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

10-12-2008, 02:37 PM	#1925 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	heres to a night I'll never forget, and the others will hopefully never remember. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

10-12-2008, 05:33 PM	#1927 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	yeah? my rhymes are dirty like herpes, but harder to catch. my dick is like the truth, but harder to swallow. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

10-12-2008, 10:22 PM	#1929 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	im taking a steroid nasal spray, should i expect to get man boobs? __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

10-13-2008, 11:41 AM	#1937 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,060 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	fuhhh-huck white bread __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

10-13-2008, 11:43 AM	#1938 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	yeah it gives me hiccups, too __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

10-13-2008, 12:28 PM	#1940 (permalink)
zoltron Yankee Rebel Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: left right here Posts: 6,282 Thanks: 485 Thanked 686 Times in 401 Posts	Verk, you oughta be playing 5s on the lottery -- 5, 15, 25, 35, 45. 5,555 posts. __________________ Politicians against Legalization support Organized Crime "Keep your pecker hard & your powder dry & the worm will turn." -- King

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