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One 09-02-2007 03:53 PM

Random...
 
Please post random thoughts here.




The cheese at 7-11 is spicy, but the cheese at am/pm isn't.

mr.nobody 09-02-2007 03:55 PM

5 cents above norm.

AlteredStateGrl 09-02-2007 04:03 PM

* i wonder if i should put that i'm picking my nose....*

Geeno 09-02-2007 04:04 PM

i heard my old boss was getting a new job

Edit 2012: this spot is officially for sale, PM me for details. Have your message displayed here.

osirus2020 09-02-2007 04:14 PM

As a boss?

mr.nobody 09-02-2007 04:20 PM

Shiesty Bitch

Rogue 09-02-2007 04:32 PM

I just crapped.


:D

kushBurnSlow 09-02-2007 04:58 PM

i would say that mcdonalds has arguably the best fries in town

mr.nobody 09-02-2007 05:01 PM

I would say Wendys has one of the best tasting burgers....

Jake_Armstrong 09-02-2007 05:24 PM

Ive had too much beer in the last couple days, and now I'm farting like crazy. My stomache is all bloated and every 5 min or so, I let out a horrible, ass ripping, room clearing, fart. It's making my eyes water.

kamikazi89 09-02-2007 05:39 PM

must get out, and stay out

Juicy_J 09-02-2007 05:59 PM

I should have went to the cave this week and got some acid.

snuffleupagus 09-02-2007 06:13 PM

how does sound bounce?
and
does sound have a gravitational pull?

Smoke Break 09-02-2007 06:32 PM

I have a headache. :(

kamikazi89 09-02-2007 06:36 PM

my eyes hurt

fenderbender 09-02-2007 07:03 PM

oatmeal cookies are quite good

clive 09-02-2007 07:15 PM

i want some weed

AK+ 09-02-2007 07:35 PM

Today I shit in the woods.

I was cutting wood with my dad early this morning, think 7:30. I had eaten two "breakfast sandwhiches", fucking crusty bread and overcooked eggs. Lame bacon too thick and undercooked. After my third Camel I knew it was gonna happen. I stay mad regular, always shitting after the first few smokes of the day. Combined with the sandwhiches wreaking havoc on my bowels, I had no choice! Why hadn't I shat in the house when I knew I was going to need to very soon? I could have forced it out, even though it wasn't 100% ripe at that point. I think I subconsciously wanted to shit in the woods. I grabbed a handful of KFC napkins from the glove box and hit the woods. It took forever to find a suitable shit spot. We were in the deep Maine woods, but I was still paranoid someone would stumble upon me. No one should have to see that. Finally I found the perfect stump. About a eight inches off the ground and totally covered with soft moss, it was perfect. I hunkered down with my left ass cheek supported on the stump and then took a shit.

reverie 09-02-2007 07:42 PM

I cant believe my father has facebook.

Rogue 09-02-2007 08:22 PM

IT TIME SNOO-SNOO!


...Futurama is funny!

mr.nobody 09-02-2007 08:26 PM

gotta think of a way damnit.

Shaggy_420 09-02-2007 09:29 PM

i have a bad habit of when im sober i bite the skin around my fingers
but when i smoke weed i dont bite
i wonder if theres a way i cud get a perscription

Smoke Break 09-02-2007 10:33 PM

i cant stop smoking cigarettes.

Skywarp 09-03-2007 01:15 AM

one finger smells of weed, one finger smells like tacos, and the other smells of your sister.

Mental 09-03-2007 01:48 AM

I wonder if I should get baked and play some X-box some time soon...

myxomatosis 09-03-2007 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywarp (Post 51431312)
one finger smells of weed, one finger smells like tacos, and the other smells of your sister.

Shoulda said your sister's taco. More panache, you know? What the fuck does that word actually mean anyway? Eh, I guess it fits, long as you disregard the "ornamental fluff" definition, although that kinda works. Anyhow, pot and House on DVD it is for me.

kamikazi89 09-03-2007 10:24 AM

YouTube - Robert Byrd Barbaric

AlteredStateGrl 09-03-2007 10:27 AM

that garbage truck is really fuckin' loud.

kamikazi89 09-03-2007 10:29 AM

garbage men working on labour day? i'm impressed

DeafTones 09-03-2007 10:30 AM

Maynards voice is reason

Jimmy Coonan 09-03-2007 12:48 PM

I'm not going to let them get away with that.

Jimmy Coonan 09-03-2007 08:32 PM

The only thing I'm sure about is that people who are too sure about things are overlooking something.

One 09-03-2007 08:35 PM

There's never enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over...

DeafTones 09-03-2007 08:38 PM

I'm going to smack you upside the head so hard, your teeth are gonna' rattle outa' your ass like dried field corn! :cuss:

kamikazi89 09-03-2007 08:42 PM

time for some james brown..makes my night complete with soundtrack she looks all types of good:) usually avoid james cause he hit afew women in his day... but tonight it just feels right for some reason

shire99 09-03-2007 08:49 PM

My max bench press just went up 10 lbs to 285


My dad called me a hardass, cause I called him it first over the phone, I thought it was my brother

awkward.

Captain Cannabis 09-03-2007 10:28 PM

i need to do laundry

AdmBmb 09-03-2007 10:36 PM

half frozen gatorades ftw

reverie 09-03-2007 11:50 PM

Fuck... I want pancakes.

Captain Cannabis 09-03-2007 11:56 PM

i dont know where i left my tuning fork

wiseco 09-04-2007 12:07 AM

I want xanax

Captain Cannabis 09-04-2007 02:44 AM

that swiss chick in the hostel was cute

eldizle 09-04-2007 08:37 AM

I wonder how i'm going to get all those worms out.

AlteredStateGrl 09-04-2007 08:37 AM

I really need to get in the damn shower.

SublimeStylez 09-04-2007 08:51 AM

Ugh work

Blue_Dolphin 09-04-2007 08:53 AM

The real froot loops are so much better than the generic ones.

Smoke Break 09-04-2007 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue_Dolphin (Post 51432186)
The real froot loops are so much better than the generic ones.

I ate fruit loops this morning.

BuuDDha 09-04-2007 10:06 AM

jesus just called me a mexican then ran off with my spotted turtle to live under the 405 underpass down in LA
i swear jebus saved me

-=BuuDDha=-

Geeno 09-04-2007 11:24 AM

capillary action is cool

comadose 09-04-2007 11:37 AM

I hope they don't find the body.

DeafTones 09-04-2007 11:49 AM

I want bacon.

comadose 09-04-2007 11:51 AM

I think I'm going to make a cigarette.

Le Boulanger 09-04-2007 11:52 AM

mmm.....hot pockets

comadose 09-04-2007 11:53 AM

I'm hungry.. but I don't want anything from my work. it's free though, so that appeals to my broke side.

Captain Cannabis 09-04-2007 02:29 PM

i wish my room would clean itself

AlteredStateGrl 09-04-2007 02:36 PM

oooohhhhhhhhh today is tuuuuesday!

BuuDDha 09-04-2007 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by comadose (Post 51432257)
I'm hungry.. but I don't want anything from my work. it's free though, so that appeals to my broke side.

HAH bongsmilie

turmaline 09-04-2007 03:49 PM

How come when british people sing they lose their accents?

Captain Cannabis 09-04-2007 05:19 PM

i have to buy tickets to k'naan

Blue_Dolphin 09-05-2007 07:54 AM

Ugh! That makes me not want to live anymore.

I need to go to the store.

I am tired of all the rain!

Damn, I'm hungry. Cereal time!


haha! Those were completely random. :p

jellyfish 09-05-2007 09:14 AM

That bacon sandwich didn't fill the hole.

Captain Cannabis 09-05-2007 03:42 PM

i may not drop my complex equations class

PaintballAds 09-05-2007 03:58 PM

my nipples hurt from not wearing a rash guard :(

AlteredStateGrl 09-05-2007 04:07 PM

it's too quiet in here...

Blue_Dolphin 09-05-2007 04:09 PM

Turn on some music! :)


My thought before opening this thread:

"I am so sick and tired of listening to Dora sing 'we did it'!"

Captain Cannabis 09-05-2007 06:52 PM

hmmmmm 2c-e

Jake_Armstrong 09-05-2007 07:02 PM

Horrid stinky cheese! yum.

Jake_Armstrong 09-05-2007 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue_Dolphin (Post 51433231)
Turn on some music! :)


My thought before opening this thread:

"I am so sick and tired of listening to Dora sing 'we did it'!"

"Where are we going? treasure island! where are we going? treasure island! where are we going?......."

I feel your pain. :joint:

Smoke Break 09-05-2007 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Cannabis (Post 51433333)
hmmmmm 2c-e

2c-e was amazing. :)

Umm I have a pain in my right pec, and it hurts a bit when i take a deep breath. Any suggestions?

Blue_Dolphin 09-06-2007 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake_Armstrong (Post 51433341)
"Where are we going? treasure island! where are we going? treasure island! where are we going?......."

I feel your pain. :joint:

How crazy, my daughter is watching the pirate adventure RIGHT NOW! haha!



I need to get my ass moving today..
Literally, I need to pack instead of being on this damn computer! (my random thought)

Jimmy Coonan 09-06-2007 07:55 AM

MY editor better call that school in advance. I'm going to look really weird if I show up at an elementary school and say I want to look at the kids.

Dr. ShinDig 09-07-2007 11:51 AM

I squashed my dog again last night.. hes a little yorkie dog and he always jumps in my bed when I'm asleep then i roll on top of him and he yelps really loud scaring the shit out of me.. its kinda like a middle of the night alrm so i can get stoned in the middle of the night like I love to do.

on a lighter note: I'm hung like a church mouse and ready to squeek :)

DeafTones 09-07-2007 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lillarry518 (Post 51433641)
MY editor better call that school in advance. I'm going to look really weird if I show up at an elementary school and say I want to look at the kids.

That's about as random as it gets

IssGoynRain!
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turmaline 09-07-2007 01:03 PM

my foot is itchy!

i have a shoe on so i am banging my foot on the ground.

Blue_Dolphin 09-07-2007 01:04 PM

Fuck! I hate moving.

turmaline 09-07-2007 01:04 PM

i hate packing!

Blue_Dolphin 09-07-2007 01:11 PM

Mmm hmm..... I want everything done but I don't know where to start. I have gotten a lot done already but it doesnt look like I have and thats such a drag. We are moving the big stuff out tonight so next week I can CLEAN the damn place. woo hoo!


I hate moving!

reverie 09-07-2007 01:59 PM

< officially addicted to Wow

AlteredStateGrl 09-07-2007 02:06 PM

where did i put my lemonaide?

surf*and*smoke 09-08-2007 01:53 AM

Fuck these people
Fuck this place
I really need to leave



o yea, and fuck an form of online bloging(i'm looking at you facebook)

surf*and*smoke 09-08-2007 01:57 AM

and why would a poker chip be magnetic

Captain Cannabis 09-08-2007 03:01 AM

zoom kick persuasion tech

TyroneJenkins 09-08-2007 03:49 AM

working towards a nuclear free city.... and....

http://briancurtin.com/pahc/legendarythread.jpg

turmaline 09-09-2007 08:10 PM

do all dentists say..."mm kayyyyy"????!?!?!?

Jimmy Coonan 09-10-2007 10:42 AM

I think he converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

Dezzy 09-11-2007 11:43 PM

my gf is a bitch

One 09-12-2007 08:44 PM

As soon as you find all the answers, you discover they've changed the questions.

Dezzy 09-12-2007 11:35 PM

Gf aint a bitch no more and im bleeding from itching so bad

Shaggy_420 09-13-2007 02:13 PM

well dezzy maybe if you smoked less crack
you wouldnt itch so much

comadose 09-13-2007 04:08 PM

parmasean garlic sauce from buffalo wild wings is the best thing ever made.

Blue_Dolphin 09-13-2007 04:10 PM

Working in the ER would be freaking crazy! I don't think I could handle it though.


(I'm watching "Trauma: Life in the ER")

comadose 09-13-2007 04:15 PM

new episode of 'it's always sunny in philadelphia' tonight! woo!

One 09-13-2007 04:39 PM

Just the facts, ma'am...

Jimmy Coonan 09-14-2007 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaggy_420 (Post 51438317)
well dezzy maybe if you smoked less crack
you wouldnt itch so much

I'm pretty sure he's itching from something on the opiate end of the spectrum.

Dr. ShinDig 09-14-2007 10:48 AM

I've got 6 hours left at work and all I can think about is getting a bottle of sauza and a full throttle. I love pay days but I hate waiting for the end of them

Dr. ShinDig 09-14-2007 04:17 PM

40 more mins!! come on baby! :eek: :cool: :rolleyes: :confused: :p :D :spliff: :) :( :bg:

Dr. ShinDig 09-14-2007 08:14 PM

yeah yay ya I'm DRUNK mothafuckas!!! hahahahahahaha

reverie 09-14-2007 08:18 PM

I wish I was drunk

Shaggy_420 09-14-2007 09:10 PM

i think my prostate hurts
its either my prostate or bladder but whatever the fuck it is it hurts like a bitch
it might even be my large intestine

Captain Cannabis 09-14-2007 09:12 PM

yay for 8$ pitchers of shitty beer

Shaggy_420 09-14-2007 09:13 PM

oh and i shouldnt have shaved my pubes the other day cuz now that area itches like crazy

Dr. ShinDig 09-14-2007 11:14 PM

haha thats what you get for trying to impress the ladies... but ive found they will suck your dick just the same either way if you get them drunk enough

PaintballAds 09-14-2007 11:21 PM

it's official i'm not smarter than a fifth grader.

Dr. ShinDig 09-15-2007 05:00 AM

lmfao, me either

bizong 09-15-2007 10:51 PM

smoking a phx bowl made it difficult to respond to a random thread.

Dr. ShinDig 09-15-2007 11:21 PM

a phx bowl hunh? yes sir ee


hey guys is 750ml of 80 proof tequila downed in 22 hours pretty good?

Dr. ShinDig 09-16-2007 02:04 PM

this sucks.. more ppl need to reply. to all you 155 guests currently on the forum.. stop being a pussy and register....

on a lighter note I have moved on from sauza

bicardi 151 and rockstar.. is there anything better?

None2None 09-16-2007 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. ShinDig (Post 51440149)
this sucks.. more ppl need to reply. to all you 155 guests currently on the forum.. stop being a pussy and register....

on a lighter note I have moved on from sauza

bicardi 151 and rockstar.. is there anything better?

Jack n' Coke after smoking [rocks] :spliff:

Krunk 09-16-2007 02:16 PM

Group meetings are dumb.

comadose 09-16-2007 02:30 PM

call of duty 4 multiplayer beta is sweet.

bizong 09-17-2007 08:07 PM

Dr. shindig smells funny

Dezzy 09-19-2007 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaggy_420 (Post 51439242)
oh and i shouldnt have shaved my pubes the other day cuz now that area itches like crazy

why would you shave your pubes if you're never going to get any poon?

Dezzy 09-19-2007 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by comadose (Post 51440161)
call of duty 4 multiplayer beta is sweet.

thats the w3rd going around. My dumbass didn't even know that i was able to sign up for the beta.

comadose 09-19-2007 01:27 PM

I hope it's not busy at work tonight.. and I have no idea what to make to eat. I'm sick of everything there.

~LegalizeIt~ 09-19-2007 06:42 PM

cocaine is a hell of a drug...

comadose 09-19-2007 08:29 PM

no donnie, these men are nihilists.

Jimmy Coonan 09-19-2007 08:30 PM

you got that hydro, you're lying boy boy, you need that dope though, we got boy boy

comadose 09-19-2007 08:41 PM

how does it feel to be a liar, dean!? with pants constantly on fire!

Shaggy_420 09-19-2007 08:45 PM

this one chick (who just broke up with one of my friends) wants to fuck me, yet i have no idea what she looks like
so much for fucking myspace
and then theres his other girl who is sorta cute and she wants to go out with me but shes 2 years younger than me

im in quite a pickel here

comadose 09-19-2007 08:48 PM

I don't like pickles.

None2None 09-19-2007 08:54 PM

I keep biting the side of my mouth because I'm really hungry... But I don't want to get up...

Shaggy_420 09-19-2007 09:05 PM

im sober but the bottom half of my body (abdomen to my feet)
its feels pretty cool actually

comadose 09-19-2007 10:02 PM

I need to take a shower.. I just got off work a while ago, so I'm kinda smelly... but I just came home and started drinking instead.

Dr. ShinDig 09-21-2007 03:46 PM

I need a haircut like really fucking bad, but then my car is way past due for an oil change... but I only have money for one.. which one should I do?


and I smell funny because I was wrestling with a clown earlier today

Xil 09-21-2007 03:59 PM

^oil change.

Dr. ShinDig 09-21-2007 04:15 PM

ya your right....


also, just to let you all know.. it's almost impossable to eat a lasagna(sp?) tv dinner with two plastic knives

kamikazi89 09-25-2007 12:29 AM

when leaving jersey for hershey .. you must drive through intercourse first

Dezzy 09-25-2007 01:24 AM

32oz mix drinks rock my cock and everybody elses for that matter or they make girls pussys wet ROBL(Rolling On Bed Laughing) Yeah I just made that up LOL

BuuDDha 09-25-2007 01:28 AM

mmmm....cinamon toast crunch.....mmmmmm

01 09-25-2007 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywarp (Post 51431312)
one finger smells of weed, one finger smells like tacos, and the other smells of your sister.

...so all three smell the same?



i really don't want to drive to dia tomorrow...and back again.


if only i had some taco-weed...i guess i'd just smell of my sister.

Blue_Dolphin 09-25-2007 06:34 AM

*sigh* What the fuck is going on?




I want to go back to sleep.:cuss:

kamikazi89 09-25-2007 06:44 AM

red hot & fried chilly peppers :)

Krunk 09-25-2007 03:37 PM

My mom just told me I look fat.

01 09-25-2007 05:03 PM

i think she would know what that looks like.

Krunk 09-25-2007 05:48 PM

poorly executed

Krunk 09-25-2007 07:29 PM

In communication class we all had to fill out these evaluations for each student to give us all ideas of what we're doing right, and what we're doing wrong... yeah, my presentation may have sucked, but come on:



http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...sentations.jpg

Skywarp 09-25-2007 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribe of Sound (Post 51447325)
In communication class we all had to fill out these evaluations for each student to give us all ideas of what we're doing right, and what we're doing wrong... yeah, my presentation may have sucked, but come on:



http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...sentations.jpg

Even people in the real world are not impressed. Sucks to be Krunk.

kamikazi89 09-26-2007 11:01 PM

must destroy the monotone, it's geyying on my own fucking nerves

Doctor Gonzo 09-26-2007 11:24 PM

Never try to traverse the Las Vegas Strip while on salvia. It makes your synapses bleed, man....

Blue_Dolphin 09-27-2007 06:54 AM

"it's the mickey mouse club house,
come inside, it's fun inside.
M I C K E Y M O U S E!"

AlteredStateGrl 09-27-2007 08:03 AM

I better get in the shower now if I want to have time to straighten my hair today.

I'll have a smoke with my coffee first. Then shower.


I hope.


OhOhOh...new It's Always Sunny tonight too. Woot!

kamikazi89 09-27-2007 10:32 AM

i'd describe myself as a roger waters feminist, clinteastwood liberal: it all leads back to pink floyd some how


THE LITTLE RASCALS!

R1bal 09-27-2007 10:47 AM

I cant wait until i buy a new guitar, its been soooooo long

aft3rsh0kk 09-27-2007 04:22 PM

homework sucks

Blue_Dolphin 09-28-2007 02:36 PM

What a day....

Krunk 09-28-2007 02:59 PM

I got kicked out of the bar last night.

My head hurts really bad.

I'm starving, but don't want to eat because my mom called me fat... plus I'm lazy.

I met a really hot black chick last night. I'm gonna try and get ethnic. I wish I had gotten her number.

My battery is about to die, and I my charger is at school.

I had something funny to say but forgot it through the course of this rambling.

My battery just died before I could hit post.

Jimmy Coonan 09-29-2007 12:39 AM

Jesus, you're a good guy, walking down the street, for no reason, wrong place wrong time and now you're fucking paralyzed. Fuck this world he didn't deserve that shit.

Lloydy 09-29-2007 11:11 AM

where are my socks?

AlteredStateGrl 09-29-2007 11:13 AM

Damn that was an awesome soccer game!

My son's team won. 5-1 baby! I love saturday soccer games. Especially mornings.

Woot!


Now, off for a bowl and shower.

Dr. Nick Nasty 09-29-2007 03:13 PM

we would never have had rock n roll if robert johnson hadn't sold his soul to the devil

snuffleupagus 09-29-2007 03:52 PM

i cant live without my horse and if she has to be put down, i wont know what to do.

Dr. ShinDig 09-29-2007 04:44 PM

my back hurts from shoveling 4 tons of pulverized granite. and to think I did it so dude wouldn't have to hurt his back.. my back is more important from now on :)

ahhh vicodins :) :)

Lloydy 09-29-2007 07:19 PM

its not called soccer

Jimmy Coonan 09-29-2007 08:45 PM

They're not fags either.

Sentinal 09-30-2007 02:37 AM

feels like someone pulling on my head

Krunk 09-30-2007 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy (Post 51449807)
its not called soccer

youre joking, right?

Jake_Armstrong 09-30-2007 09:58 AM

My wife lost 80 lbs. It's like fucking a different chick, except nobody's mad at me.

AlteredStateGrl 09-30-2007 10:48 PM

Mmm, I can't wait to have my coffee in the morning. I got gingerbread flavored creamer. They have all the good holiday ones out now.

comadose 10-01-2007 02:06 AM

so apparently my state government just shut down..

turmaline 10-01-2007 08:13 AM

My eye poking finger is covered in poison ivy!!!:(

turmaline 10-01-2007 11:35 AM

this poison ivy is driving me mental!

so itchy!!

on my ankles finger...........ggu hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh

can't scratch!

kamikazi89 10-01-2007 12:00 PM

still has some time to run out for beer and smokes..before the kids get home

better get a move on

Blue_Dolphin 10-01-2007 12:45 PM

God, I hate it when people (especially your own parents) tell you what to do with your kids.

kamikazi89 10-01-2007 12:50 PM

that gets old: just humour them and smile

Blue_Dolphin 10-01-2007 01:02 PM

Thanks for the advice. :)

Krunk 10-01-2007 02:42 PM

Ive got 6 job interviews over the next 2 weeks.

Fuckin gay. I wish someone would just give me a job. Getting a job is more stressful and difficult than the work I'd be doing at said jobs.

Geeno 10-01-2007 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribe of Sound (Post 51450611)
Ive got 6 job interviews over the next 2 weeks.

Fuckin gay. I wish someone would just give me a job. Getting a job is more stressful and difficult than the work I'd be doing at said jobs.

word to that, cept i have no interviews.

Porcelain 10-01-2007 04:25 PM

Soon I will murder my music recording software!

turmaline 10-01-2007 04:34 PM

God, I'm going post whore crazy!

craziness I tell you!

postwhoringcrazymani acalsraightjacket crazy!

Dr. ShinDig 10-01-2007 05:10 PM

snap into a slim jim

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeaahhhhhhhh!!!!

Porcelain 10-01-2007 08:44 PM

there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

Jimmy Coonan 10-01-2007 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porcelain (Post 51450852)
there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

Which one do you prefer?

Porcelain 10-02-2007 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lillarry518 (Post 51450951)
Which one do you prefer?

Depends on who wants to know...:cool:

Jimmy Coonan 10-02-2007 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porcelain (Post 51450962)
Depends on who wants to know...:cool:

Why would who wants to know make a difference? Whether you're kneeling down or bending over, there's a good chance they're standing up either way.

turmaline 10-02-2007 08:10 PM

I feel kinda sick reading all the "lack of selfrespecting" posts and threads i made yesterday.

damn...

None2None 10-02-2007 08:30 PM

Double-boiling chocolate isn't as easy as some people make it out to be...

Porcelain 10-02-2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lillarry518 (Post 51450988)
Why would who wants to know make a difference? Whether you're kneeling down or bending over, there's a good chance they're standing up either way.

Well...for one...because I don't bend over for just anybody. :p

Krunk 10-03-2007 05:38 AM

Fuckin Teloitte & Douche.

I don't even want a job with em, but its too late to cancel my interview. Bunk.

turmaline 10-03-2007 02:18 PM

my god, honey crisp apples are the best!

honeycrisp Ontario apples that is.

Krunk 10-04-2007 11:24 AM

Rocked an interview, then flopped a presentation, as planned.

Got another interview at 2:30. Boo this shit. Campus recruiting is where its at. Its so much easier than going through Monster or something trying to find a job on your own. This hot chick interviewed me this morning, I think she wanted to bone.

comadose 10-04-2007 12:28 PM

I just woke up and I'd really like to play some halo.. but my stupid roommate is playin stupid football.

Dr. ShinDig 10-04-2007 06:57 PM

lil chedder smokies..... served delightfuly with a paperclip for stabbing. I'm a high class stoner now..

turmaline 10-04-2007 07:00 PM

what's worse than poison ivy?








a mosquito bite on poison ivy!!!!!

where the fuck do they come from in October!?!?!?


*scratches furiousley!!!

Jake_Armstrong 10-04-2007 07:53 PM

I like doing a fake chinese accent. it makes me giggle.

kamikazi89 10-05-2007 10:31 AM

duhluza

http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?i...r95da1flr5.jpg

Shaggy_420 10-05-2007 08:59 PM

my penis is 6.5 inches long

40% proof + Kryptonite = crossfadedness

snuffleupagus 10-06-2007 02:55 PM

im so ready to kick some ass :)

kamikazi89 10-06-2007 06:58 PM

i wish the kids would go to bed already..i'm horny as hell

clive 10-06-2007 07:07 PM

that sounds so wrong..

Edit 10-06-2007 07:13 PM

:lol:

kamikazi89 10-06-2007 07:20 PM

they all asleep now: times for one more hit :) before shower

sounds bad?buts gonna be great>i'm really feeling it>nice and slo style

Bud Head 10-08-2007 07:44 PM

It's back and in ffa.

Bradford 10-08-2007 07:47 PM

lawl, awesome.




I think I have a stalker...

Яedking 10-08-2007 07:48 PM

i lent some kid 60 bucks and he proceeded to attempt suicide on my dollar.

he failed.

i doubt i will ever see that 60 dollars again ... in fact i know i won't ... but that's not what i'm worried about.

fenderbender 10-08-2007 07:59 PM

lol..you should visit him in the hospital to get yo 60 bucks...

kamikazi89 10-08-2007 08:00 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2065/...b312894d89.jpg

Bradford 10-08-2007 08:00 PM

What'd he need 60 bucks for??

If I wanted to off myself I could do it for little to no cost with ease.

DeafTones 10-08-2007 08:03 PM

Lol ^ no shit

Яedking 10-08-2007 08:55 PM

been in and out of rehab a bunch of times

i forgot what he claimed he needed the cash for ... maybe court costs or some shit

anyways he spent the cash on H and tried to OD

AlteredStateGrl 10-08-2007 10:46 PM

:(

my tummy is sorta hurting.


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