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Old 09-02-2007, 02:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The cheese at 7-11 is spicy, but the cheese at am/pm isn't.
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Old 09-02-2007, 03:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2007, 03:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2007, 03:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 09-02-2007, 03:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2007, 03:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i would say that mcdonalds has arguably the best fries in town
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Old 09-02-2007, 04:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2007, 04:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ive had too much beer in the last couple days, and now I'm farting like crazy. My stomache is all bloated and every 5 min or so, I let out a horrible, ass ripping, room clearing, fart. It's making my eyes water.
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Old 09-02-2007, 05:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Today I shit in the woods.

I was cutting wood with my dad early this morning, think 7:30. I had eaten two "breakfast sandwhiches", fucking crusty bread and overcooked eggs. Lame bacon too thick and undercooked. After my third Camel I knew it was gonna happen. I stay mad regular, always shitting after the first few smokes of the day. Combined with the sandwhiches wreaking havoc on my bowels, I had no choice! Why hadn't I shat in the house when I knew I was going to need to very soon? I could have forced it out, even though it wasn't 100% ripe at that point. I think I subconsciously wanted to shit in the woods. I grabbed a handful of KFC napkins from the glove box and hit the woods. It took forever to find a suitable shit spot. We were in the deep Maine woods, but I was still paranoid someone would stumble upon me. No one should have to see that. Finally I found the perfect stump. About a eight inches off the ground and totally covered with soft moss, it was perfect. I hunkered down with my left ass cheek supported on the stump and then took a shit.
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