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One · 09-02-2007, 02:53 PM

Please post random thoughts here.

The cheese at 7-11 is spicy, but the cheese at am/pm isn't.

mr.nobody · 09-02-2007, 02:55 PM

5 cents above norm.

AlteredStateGrl · 09-02-2007, 03:03 PM

* i wonder if i should put that i'm picking my nose....*

Geeno · 09-02-2007, 03:04 PM

i heard my old boss was getting a new job

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osirus2020 · 09-02-2007, 03:14 PM

As a boss?

mr.nobody · 09-02-2007, 03:20 PM

Shiesty Bitch

Rogue · 09-02-2007, 03:32 PM

I just crapped.

kushBurnSlow · 09-02-2007, 03:58 PM

i would say that mcdonalds has arguably the best fries in town

mr.nobody · 09-02-2007, 04:01 PM

I would say Wendys has one of the best tasting burgers....

**~~Jake_Armstrong~~** · 09-02-2007, 04:24 PM

Ive had too much beer in the last couple days, and now I'm farting like crazy. My stomache is all bloated and every 5 min or so, I let out a horrible, ass ripping, room clearing, fart. It's making my eyes water.

09-02-2007, 04:39 PM

must get out, and stay out

Juicy_J · 09-02-2007, 04:59 PM

I should have went to the cave this week and got some acid.

snuffleupagus · 09-02-2007, 05:13 PM

how does sound bounce?
and
does sound have a gravitational pull?

Smoke Break · 09-02-2007, 05:32 PM

I have a headache.

09-02-2007, 05:36 PM

my eyes hurt

fenderbender · 09-02-2007, 06:03 PM

oatmeal cookies are quite good

**~~clive~~** · 09-02-2007, 06:15 PM

i want some weed

AK+ · 09-02-2007, 06:35 PM

Today I shit in the woods.

I was cutting wood with my dad early this morning, think 7:30. I had eaten two "breakfast sandwhiches", fucking crusty bread and overcooked eggs. Lame bacon too thick and undercooked. After my third Camel I knew it was gonna happen. I stay mad regular, always shitting after the first few smokes of the day. Combined with the sandwhiches wreaking havoc on my bowels, I had no choice! Why hadn't I shat in the house when I knew I was going to need to very soon? I could have forced it out, even though it wasn't 100% ripe at that point. I think I subconsciously wanted to shit in the woods. I grabbed a handful of KFC napkins from the glove box and hit the woods. It took forever to find a suitable shit spot. We were in the deep Maine woods, but I was still paranoid someone would stumble upon me. No one should have to see that. Finally I found the perfect stump. About a eight inches off the ground and totally covered with soft moss, it was perfect. I hunkered down with my left ass cheek supported on the stump and then took a shit.

reverie · 09-02-2007, 06:42 PM

I cant believe my father has facebook.

Rogue · 09-02-2007, 07:22 PM

IT TIME SNOO-SNOO!

...Futurama is funny!

09-02-2007, 02:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
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09-02-2007, 02:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
mr.nobody (310) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 90043 Posts: 2,399 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 1,004 Thanked 280 Times in 176 Posts	5 cents above norm. __________________

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mr.nobody (310) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 90043 Posts: 2,399 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 1,004 Thanked 280 Times in 176 Posts	Shiesty Bitch __________________

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kushBurnSlow YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 118 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i would say that mcdonalds has arguably the best fries in town __________________ You know I'm smoking the best I ain't got to brag The young fly nigga with the Georgia swag

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Rogue I am the Oncoming Storm. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: IL Posts: 141 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	I just crapped.

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mr.nobody (310) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 90043 Posts: 2,399 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 1,004 Thanked 280 Times in 176 Posts	I would say Wendys has one of the best tasting burgers.... __________________

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~~Jake_Armstrong~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: elsewhere Posts: 1,699 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Ive had too much beer in the last couple days, and now I'm farting like crazy. My stomache is all bloated and every 5 min or so, I let out a horrible, ass ripping, room clearing, fart. It's making my eyes water.

09-02-2007, 04:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
kamikazi89 Guest Posts: n/a	must get out, and stay out

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snuffleupagus the queen slug Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 174 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	how does sound bounce? and does sound have a gravitational pull? __________________ this world is hopeless, but i love it anyway.

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fenderbender Derp? Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 12,088 Thanks: 22,240 Thanked 6,863 Times in 3,937 Posts	oatmeal cookies are quite good __________________ <3

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09-02-2007, 06:35 PM	#18 (permalink)
AK+ what Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Maine Posts: 744 Thanks: 1 Thanked 41 Times in 31 Posts	Today I shit in the woods. I was cutting wood with my dad early this morning, think 7:30. I had eaten two "breakfast sandwhiches", fucking crusty bread and overcooked eggs. Lame bacon too thick and undercooked. After my third Camel I knew it was gonna happen. I stay mad regular, always shitting after the first few smokes of the day. Combined with the sandwhiches wreaking havoc on my bowels, I had no choice! Why hadn't I shat in the house when I knew I was going to need to very soon? I could have forced it out, even though it wasn't 100% ripe at that point. I think I subconsciously wanted to shit in the woods. I grabbed a handful of KFC napkins from the glove box and hit the woods. It took forever to find a suitable shit spot. We were in the deep Maine woods, but I was still paranoid someone would stumble upon me. No one should have to see that. Finally I found the perfect stump. About a eight inches off the ground and totally covered with soft moss, it was perfect. I hunkered down with my left ass cheek supported on the stump and then took a shit.

09-02-2007, 07:22 PM	#20 (permalink)
Rogue I am the Oncoming Storm. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: IL Posts: 141 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	IT TIME SNOO-SNOO! ...Futurama is funny!

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