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Former President Hayes 01-14-2008 12:04 AM

FACT! Bear will hurt you....
 
ONE out of three Montanans were victims of wild bear attacks in 2003. TWO out of seven victims were KILLED by bears. BEARS kill people. FACT.

cantSEEme 01-14-2008 12:17 AM

bears are so misunderstood


they just want a shoulder to cry on, thats all


next time you see a bear, say 'bear, why must you eat my head so?'


and i bet that bear will have an emotional breakthrough


all because you LISTENED


thats the power of listening


you expose the true feelings of the soul


and bears wont eat you alive

Former President Hayes 01-14-2008 01:02 AM

stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"


you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.


you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

cantSEEme 01-14-2008 01:04 AM

the bears are WATCHING!!!! i iz scurred!!!!!!!
 
lol!


uze gonna get MAULED nigga!!!!

























































































































































http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4959/bearpwntem0.jpg

cheeseking 01-14-2008 01:55 AM

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowln...bert_comic.jpg

Grieves 01-14-2008 02:26 AM

so what like 2 people died?

Former President Hayes 01-14-2008 06:21 AM

yeah like 2 people died

silverleaf 01-14-2008 07:24 AM

Johnny Depp got killedz by a bear in that one Montana flick. brothers of the spirit or some shit. Anthony Hopkins was a real badass with his sawed-off shotgun, too.

verklingen 01-14-2008 07:27 AM

a bear is one of the few things that would still frighten me EVEN IF i have a katana.

turmaline 01-14-2008 08:07 AM

I was having a smoke in the fall on my deck, a full grown male black bear wasd just prancing right up the street at like 10 in the evening. Yep in a heavily populated area, right under the street lights. I was kinda scared since they have been known around here to bust into houses.

OldSchoolStylee 01-14-2008 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turmaline (Post 51507741)
I was having a smoke in the fall on my deck, a full grown male black bear wasd just prancing right up the street at like 10 in the evening. Yep in a heavily populated area, right under the street lights. I was kinda scared since they have been known around here to bust into houses.

You sure this wasn't on the Simpsons

turmaline 01-14-2008 08:24 AM

Yes, oh my cousin went to his hunt camp and apparently there was food left in the cabin while they were gone. A bear got in, and took out one wall to get out.

warning...gross pic below!

turmaline 01-14-2008 08:30 AM

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Bears are so cuute!


till they rip your fucking face OFF!


oH oSS YOU'LL LIKE THIS THE DUDE IS ASIAN.

ASIAN WITHH A FACE TRANSPLANT

Über King 01-14-2008 09:08 AM

id love to see that guy eating

Zooey 01-14-2008 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverleaf (Post 51507724)
Johnny Depp got killedz by a bear in that one Montana flick. brothers of the spirit or some shit. Anthony Hopkins was a real badass with his sawed-off shotgun, too.


Brad Pitt yo, he was a dreamboat in the movie.
http://www.publispain.com/posters/le...f_the_fall.jpg


Oh, and I'd recommend not googling 'bear attack'.

El Coyote 01-14-2008 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by OldSchoolStylee (Post 51507744)
You sure this wasn't on the Simpsons

ROFL

Snownuts 01-14-2008 11:48 AM

i thought this was gonna be about bear gryls .... man v wild is my new favorite show now that survivorman doesnt have any new espisodes for a while... any body else like that show? the 3rd season is by far the best yet-

The SARS Volta 01-14-2008 12:19 PM

bears don't fuck around and it takes a re-re who lived under a rock up until now to not realize that.

and i thought there were more bear than people in montana anyhow

turmaline 01-14-2008 12:32 PM

the problem we have, is they got rid of the spring bear hunt, and on top of that thee same year they made it impossible for bears to get into the dump now by locking up the bins.

so smart.

I never saw a bear until they did that here.

Former President Hayes 01-14-2008 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta (Post 51507905)
and i thought there were more bear than people in montana anyhow

no thats cows.


cows are okay to fuck with though, they are the mehehs of the animal kingdom


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