Brian Jonestown Massacre and my fucking drug test

mamajama · 03-17-2008, 09:44 PM

I have a drug test Thursday. I just got called for this job and it pays 12 dollars an hour to sit on my ass. Very nice. Anyway, I smoked down on Sat night/Sun morning after abstaining for more than a month. Its been 30 hours right now. I started with a couple Niacin and a 5 hour energy that my sister told me to take. Then I had a bottle of cranberry juice and two huge glasses of ice water. Then I took a laxative and took a bath in epsom salts. I then drank a full glass of v8 juice. I haven't pooped yet. I am going to drink the whole bottle before Thursday. I also took 3 Lipovox which is sapposed to be a cleanser. Tomorrow I am going to the gym and sauna and donating plasma. Then I have my test Thursday. I am just going to take and drink a bunch of shit. Then I am going back to the gym and then to the plasma center Thursday before my test. The metabolite of THC hangs in your plasma. Any more suggestions? I refuse the expensive bottles of shit. I don't think they work anyway.

Then after my test I am going to smoke a bowl. I wanted to say that Brian Jonestown Massacre is a must have band for any respectable pot head

Geeno · 03-17-2008, 10:50 PM

You don't believe in the drinks but you do a bunch of other stuff that probably doesn't do anything either.

Any more suggestions? stop smoking weed

this has to be a joke, no ones this dumb

Grieves · 03-17-2008, 11:01 PM

Well that was specific...I could now write a disposition on mamajama's daily habits...

Fake or not, you shouldn't have anything to worry about...But I think the random band reference smells a lot like bacon...

bizong · 03-17-2008, 11:07 PM

what is that video of your ave greives? bunny sex or some shit it made me lol

Geeno · 03-17-2008, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bizong

what is that video of your ave greives? bunny sex or some shit it made me lol

english please

Grieves · 03-17-2008, 11:20 PM

Geeno · 03-17-2008, 11:22 PM

that answers that.

videos kinda weak, i do like the avatar though

Grieves · 03-17-2008, 11:24 PM

yeah, its not about the origin, its all about the look...

mamajama · 03-19-2008, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick Rue

You don't believe in the drinks but you do a bunch of other stuff that probably doesn't do anything either.

Any more suggestions? stop smoking weed

this has to be a joke, no ones this dumb

w/e. What crawled up your coochie and died cuz I smell something. As far as dumb goes I guess having a phd qualifies for me the award. Although I don thin there is any way I am remotely as dumb as you considering that even I know that an isolated use of THC can be cleared from the body within 4 days.

fucker

mamajama · 03-19-2008, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs

Well that was specific...I could now write a disposition on mamajama's daily habits...

Fake or not, you shouldn't have anything to worry about...But I think the random band reference smells a lot like bacon...

Its not a random band reference you pot head. I FUCKING LOVE this band. They are awesome. Are you totally paranoid? Why don't you go smoke some more so that you can imagine you are being tracked by the FBI. We are outside your house right now and we have the good shit.
By the way, I love bacon. It is a very tasty addition to many other foods.

fucker

eldizle · 03-19-2008, 11:11 AM

Oh man, really inspired to want to help now.

Grieves · 03-19-2008, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mamajama

Its not a random band reference you pot head. I FUCKING LOVE this band. They are awesome. Are you totally paranoid? Why don't you go smoke some more so that you can imagine you are being tracked by the FBI. We are outside your house right now and we have the good shit.
By the way, I love bacon. It is a very tasty addition to many other foods.

fucker

Way to jump to conclusions.:rolleye s:...It doesn't pertain to the original topic at all, it seems like it was just thrown in there as an afterthought for some kind of acceptance...The bacon comment wasn't a statement made out of paranoia but rather a simple joke...You really need to lighten up if you hope to stick around...

Prophet Saddam · 03-19-2008, 12:18 PM

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Mr.Tree · 03-19-2008, 12:31 PM

why didnt you just hold off on the weed and smoke it after the test? seemed like alot of work aterwards. i assume boredom struck you to do it?

Let's Chill · 03-19-2008, 02:18 PM

the expensive drinks have worked a few times for me =)

spicoli · 03-20-2008, 12:36 AM

Yeah. Ready Clean has worked for me every single time. At least 3 times...and I had smoked as soon as 2 days before the test. That shit is GOLDEN!!

BigSpliffSmoka · 03-20-2008, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mamajama

w/e. What crawled up your coochie and died cuz I smell something. As far as dumb goes I guess having a phd qualifies for me the award.

So the mofo has a PHD and can only get a job paying $12 an hour....

lulz

Good try though

maszac · 03-20-2008, 12:51 PM

lol i havent seen that video in years

NorcalCarl · 03-20-2008, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigSpliffSmoka

So the mofo has a PHD and can only get a job paying $12 an hour....

lulz

Good try though

lol exactly what I was thinking.

BigSpliffSmoka · 03-20-2008, 04:31 PM

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03-17-2008, 09:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
mamajama YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Brian Jonestown Massacre and my fucking drug test I have a drug test Thursday. I just got called for this job and it pays 12 dollars an hour to sit on my ass. Very nice. Anyway, I smoked down on Sat night/Sun morning after abstaining for more than a month. Its been 30 hours right now. I started with a couple Niacin and a 5 hour energy that my sister told me to take. Then I had a bottle of cranberry juice and two huge glasses of ice water. Then I took a laxative and took a bath in epsom salts. I then drank a full glass of v8 juice. I haven't pooped yet. I am going to drink the whole bottle before Thursday. I also took 3 Lipovox which is sapposed to be a cleanser. Tomorrow I am going to the gym and sauna and donating plasma. Then I have my test Thursday. I am just going to take and drink a bunch of shit. Then I am going back to the gym and then to the plasma center Thursday before my test. The metabolite of THC hangs in your plasma. Any more suggestions? I refuse the expensive bottles of shit. I don't think they work anyway. Then after my test I am going to smoke a bowl. I wanted to say that Brian Jonestown Massacre is a must have band for any respectable pot head

03-17-2008, 11:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	Well that was specific...I could now write a disposition on mamajama's daily habits... Fake or not, you shouldn't have anything to worry about...But I think the random band reference smells a lot like bacon... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YwNVE37BGVE&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> </param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YwNVE37BGVE&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	yeah, its not about the origin, its all about the look... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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bizong Old School Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 912 Thanks: 33 Thanked 42 Times in 34 Posts	what is that video of your ave greives? bunny sex or some shit it made me lol

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eldizle Fuck 'Em Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: trapped inside a shard of amber Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 850 Thanked 509 Times in 389 Posts	Oh man, really inspired to want to help now.

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Mr.Tree jujubee lord Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Detroit, Mich Posts: 520 Thanks: 108 Thanked 50 Times in 41 Posts	why didnt you just hold off on the weed and smoke it after the test? seemed like alot of work aterwards. i assume boredom struck you to do it?

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Let's Chill Old School Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 402 Thanks: 35 Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts	the expensive drinks have worked a few times for me =)

03-20-2008, 12:36 AM	#16 (permalink)
spicoli be love now Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Cali Posts: 548 Thanks: 99 Thanked 73 Times in 56 Posts	Yeah. Ready Clean has worked for me every single time. At least 3 times...and I had smoked as soon as 2 days before the test. That shit is GOLDEN!! __________________ The only thing that limits human beings is what we think we know. -me

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 872 Thanks: 1,344 Thanked 224 Times in 142 Posts	lol i havent seen that video in years

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