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Old 05-21-2008, 10:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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tasted my first pussy yesterday...

been hangin with this one awesome girl for a while now... past few days though have been real fun.

still and virgin and all and so is she but have been having mad fun. been fingerfuckin her non stop for a few days a couple times a day and ate her out a bit yesterday. fingered her on the kitchen counter and shit too lol idk shits fun. girl has an amazing looking pussy god damn.


also the girl is kinky as fuckin hell i love it




and btw she has a boyfriend and the sneaking around turns us both on so fucking much



i love it ahh


imaa get this girl to let me take her cherry. lol at her boyfriend psh
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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beat dat pussy up boy! wtf are you waiting for? you better hit that shit now before she changes her mind, bitches are like that.
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i have the feeling if it stays good like this she'll leave him for sure



i really dont want her too tho im loving the sneakin around aspect
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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whoa fingerbangin, damn... thats crazy business

i would say just cuz shes lettin you fingerbang her dont mean shit to her. she could easily get the next joe shmoe to finger bang her into next week.

girls (and everyone for that matter) just like to use they sexuality to exert their power over people and manipulate, particularly the young 'uns. chances are if she is cheating on her boyfriend she is prolly a slut. dont mistake fingerbanging for love

but anyway im glad for you and giving you some food for thought, fingerbang the shit out of that puss!
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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whoa fingerbangin, damn... thats crazy business

i would say just cuz shes lettin you fingerbang her dont mean shit to her. she could easily get the next joe shmoe to finger bang her into next week.

girls (and everyone for that matter) just like to use they sexuality to exert their power over people and manipulate, particularly the young 'uns. chances are if she is cheating on her boyfriend she is prolly a slut. dont mistake fingerbanging for love

but anyway im glad for you and giving you some food for thought, fingerbang the shit out of that puss!


na bro not a slut... and im the first person shes ever cheated with. we/ve been close for a few months now i like know this girls entire life.



oh and shit i forgot to mention. her boyfriends a junky. and shes done it a few times since like 3 weeks ago when she first tried it.


and also we each did half a bag of dope a couple days ago and had mad fun. even tho i didnt even really get high at all.

im gonna do a full bag soon and chill with her. then im not gonna touch the stuff for a good while.


hurray moderation

and omg this girl is so hot gais you dont even know im fuckin so lucky


k im done now








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Old 05-21-2008, 10:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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i wasnt trying to be negative im sorry if it came off that way .

... sorry.
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:56 AM   #9 (permalink)
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good work fb.

make sure you get what you want before she decides she got what she wanted.
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:04 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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fingered her on the kitchen counter and shit too lol
Whoa, you must've hit something while inside there, if she took a dump on the kitchen counter.
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Good job man. But do me a favor and get some good weed. If you're smokin half a bag and not getting high, it's depressing.
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:29 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Don't get carried away broseph, as in, don't let your feelings get involved.

Considering the situation, you gotta keep this shit strictly sexual.
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Old 05-21-2008, 04:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Wooo fenderbender.

Besides the dope part.

that takes away 5 points.
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