Piss Police - Old news but saddening

07-04-2008, 11:52 AM

Piss Your Pants And Get Arrested | American Conservative Daily

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Piss Your Pants And Get Arrested

Posted By: J.J. Jackson* on January 5, 2007

Filed Under Conservative Musings

How pathetic are our schools when they cannot even deal with a child who wets themselves without calling police? The answer is pretty damn pathetic.

DANVILLE, Pa. (AP) - A 12-year-old special education student was charged with disorderly conduct after authorities said she deliberately wet her pants at school.

The girl’s mother said she urinated only because the principal frightened her. The mother said in Thursday’s Press Enterprise that the incident occurred last month, after the girl, classmates and teachers ate a holiday lunch at Danville Middle School.

I can only dread the obvious conclusion to this precedent. Now we are going to need to have “Poop” and “Pee” Police in every mall across the nation checking the diapers of every child because I guarantee you they are doing what they do in them on purpose!

Liberal unable to deal with the trials and tribulations of the world: “What’s that smell? Officer! ARREST THAT BABY!”

Baby’s Mother: “Piss off you loser.”

Officer: “I’m sorry madam, but I am going to have to arrest your child and charge her with disorderly conduct. It’s the law you know.”

Baby’s Mother: “You’re joking? She’s 17 months old!”

Officer: “Sorry, but the law is the law. Now step aside or I will have you arrested for obstructing justice.”

Don’t our officers have REAL laws to enforce and REAL criminals to deal with? The person at this school who called the police should have been the ones hauled off to jail.

Seriously, a special ed student? Getting charged for pissing themselves? Why wouldn't the principle just have her mom take her home...

Dozer McDozer · 07-04-2008, 11:57 AM

fuckin ridiculous...

Dutch Action · 07-04-2008, 03:24 PM

That gestapo principal needs to calm down just a little tad.

God only knows for what shit you can get for not bringing a pencil to class in that school if they charge handicapped children for public urination.

07-04-2008, 03:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dutch Action Doge Speaker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 485 Thanks: 18 Thanked 9 Times in 6 Posts	That gestapo principal needs to calm down just a little tad. God only knows for what shit you can get for not bringing a pencil to class in that school if they charge handicapped children for public urination. __________________ And so, Arthur, we learned that gambling is bad and yet in a certain sense, isn't life itself a gamble? You can never be sure of anything. Like who would have thought that dolphins could go bad and that fish were magnetic? Not me, no sir, not me.

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Dozer McDozer YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 769 Thanks: 158 Thanked 86 Times in 77 Posts	fuckin ridiculous...

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