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Old 08-31-2008, 12:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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FACT: JcP does stupid things part 3

went to central park today to get some sun. Decided against putting sunblock on, and instead went for the tanning oil.

Spent an hour on my back zoning out to a meditation CD, then flipped over for another 45 minutes.

Came home and looked in a mirror and I am bright red on the front of my body, pale as a ghost on my sides, and tan on my back. I look like a fuckin' ice cream napoleon with strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate.

JcP does stupid things: FACT.
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 02:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hey, at least you're only sunburnt on the front. That's manageable.



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Old 08-31-2008, 03:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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um....so update:

over the past couple hours, my entire body has turned BEET red. I am so fucked. shit shit shit.

I wish I had a digital camera to post pics, but mine broke. This is not gonna be pretty.
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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youd think with skin cancer people be more careful these days... at least i am.

burns suck too..
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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what a coincidence. i chilled in the sun all weekend and all i have to show for it is this sexy tan.
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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um....so update:

over the past couple hours, my entire body has turned BEET red. I am so fucked. shit shit shit.

I wish I had a digital camera to post pics, but mine broke. This is not gonna be pretty.
I've had pretty good results using vitamin E oil. I just cut open the pills and spread the goo all over the burn. It doesn't rub in or anything, so you pretty much can't touch anything with affected areas, but in my mind, having to sit on a stool or not sit back in a chair is a small price to pay.



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Old 08-31-2008, 08:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! TK!!! WTF!!!!
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JcP, similar thing happened to me like 7 years ago. Passed out on my stomach in the backyard and got burnt to a crisp. My body went into temperature shock cuz my front was cool but my back was destroyed. Wait it out man...and especially enjoy peeling the thick layers of skin once it starts to go
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