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11-11-2008, 02:24 PM
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what to do with a dead refrigerator?
The Lord has always had problems bringing his children through the germination to seedling stage. Many germ'd innocents have died as a result of too cold, too hot, too dry, too wet and on and on. And so, I had this dead fridge taking up space in the garage...
(1) dead fridge (1) computer fan (2) 25/100 CFL's (a little hot with both lamps running, would need a larger capacity fan to run both) (1) 110VAC temperature relay The fan relay is inside, and fires at 85F. The fan constantly cycles on and off, so the air inside doesn't become stale. With room temp at 45-70, it maintains a constant interior environment of 81-86F, with humidity holding at 80%. The first set of babies to be raised inside have all exploded from germ'd seed into lovely, leafy seedlings in 4 days. 6 for 6 - a new record (for my plant killin' black thumb.) Total power consumption is about 30 watts. I figured maybe some other seed murderer out there might be interested. The Lord is happy! Peace & Love J.H.C. |
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11-12-2008, 07:45 AM
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Thank you, dear Mortals, for your kind comments.
The Lord hath found he enjoyeth the tinker aspect of secret gardening as much or even more than he enjoyeth feasting upon bountiful harvest. Indoor gardening is a relatively cheap hobby if one is only inclined to search the Holy Scriptures of Yahooka and other fine web sites for creative DIY alternatives to store-bought equipment - and a large percentage of the fun factor is in the search itself, and the subsequent experimentation needed in order to tweak said DIY devices into reliable tools. The Lord at one time was interested only in creating a large volume production facility as a means to assist in assemblage of the monthly tithe to the God of Mortgage, but found quickly that anxiety doth cometh to thee who wouldst risketh a lengthy stay in Pharaoh's tombs, just to maketh a little chippeth on the sideth. The Lord findeth himself having much more fun in saying fucketh all that, and raising no more than five or six children at a timeth. Just for fun. This is a DIY humidifier made from a pet water dispenser, computer fan, sponges and tupperware. The Lord found the design somewhere on the worldwide webeth, and is forever grateful to the rock & and stick engineer who was so kind as to share the results of her beautiful creation. Peace & Love J.H.C. |
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11-13-2008, 05:56 AM
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Looking for a Bone!
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Teach me too, to understand the words Jesus Christ.. 
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11-16-2008, 08:05 AM
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The Lord hath found that many of his children hath been born without brains, and are thereforeth easily misled by the evil ones. Eight years of this fear-mongering, this spreading of rumour regarding a mysterious figure named Al Kyder hiding under the beds, remindeth the Lord of a previous evil, that which was called "red baiting," and that which did almost destroy the Kingdom of Man. The Lord is no deity, and therefore may not accurately predict the future... but the Lord seeth 2012 as dependeth entirely upon massive success between now and then, of the Lord's chosen Earthly representative: the Obama Child. Should the Obama Child not be able to spectacularly repair the horribly raped and abused Kingdom he hath inherited... might not the stupid ones rise up and force a leader of their own stupid choosing as replacement? Might not the stupid ones fall prey to the words of one who speaketh as they themselves do, uh, you know... uh, stupidly? Beware the AntiChrist! It liveth among us, it walketh the frozen Earth. It gathereth strength from the darkening skies, and it already possesseth a mighty army of the mighty brainless. So sayeth the Lord! 2012: Beware the face of EVIL. Oh... and I almost forgot: Peace & Love J.H.C. |
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11-16-2008, 11:07 AM
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He was a quiet man..
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You Wiseasseness humbles us all! Your righteousness and goofusness is most enlightening!:1peace :
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Let me get this straight, I can go to the store and buy a bottle of legal poison and get drunk, and buy a pack of cancer, but I can't use a plant that grows wild in the ditch and has never killed anyone? Hypocrisy is never intelligent. 
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