Jesus H. Christ

Here ya go, Peacey:

Dutch passion Euforia, sativa/indica
Euforia | Dutch-passion-(feminized) Seeds | Sensible Seeds

Good service with Sensible, no problems

6 plants, seed to harvest: 105 days

This stuff was really easy to grow. It was the Lord's first dabbling in the art of secret gardening, and many mistakes were made. The plants didn't care, and always bounced back from whatever torture the Lord didst accidentally unleash upon them.

Yield was pretty healthy, considering they flowered in a brown, unreflected, poorly insulated outbuilding. Holy Groweth Room temps got below 50F on many nights. They didn't care. Very robust strain.

Now... the only problem is that I was truly bummeth with the smokems. It was a lovely tasting, smooth smoke, but the high can only be described (in the Lord's highly opinionated opinion,) as extremely unpleasant. The high included:

elevated heartbeat
diminished hearing with what seemed to be an audible buzzing sound
severely diminished coordination and general weakness (lethargy?) of body

and (drumroll...)

severe paranoia

The Lord didst limited testing before giving up on the beast, but no matter how soothing an environment it was smoketh in, the paranoia could not be fought off. The Lord's friends who didst participate in testing reported the same, with one dear Wakey-Bake in particular telling the Lord, "that shit scared me."

So anyway, it's beautiful, robust, easy to grow and hard to kill - which is good!

But... The Lord didn't care for the heavy-duty, industrial strength "high" it provideth - which is bad! Kinda like chugging rubbing alcohol as compared to sipping good scotch. That just ain't the Lord's idea of a good time.

However; Maybe others would enjoy it?

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farmergiles

Might have been improved by a longer finish. What criteria did you use for deciding when to give them the chop?

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Jesus H. Christ

Yes. It could have been improved by a lot of things. I really didst torture those poor kiddies, but learned much in the process.

Harvest was done in two stages, tops, and then another couple weeks for the lowers to finish. I chopped when about 50% of the trichs had gone amber. I was terrified of blooming too long and losing potency.

Little didst the Lord know...

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Captain Cannabis

interesting. what strains does the lord prefer?

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Jesus H. Christ

#31
http://www.yahooka.com/forum/hidden-...us-logs-2.html

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Pharm Girl

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/hidden-...l#post51684107

I helpeth, yes?

and don't forget rule number 6........right JHC?

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Jesus H. Christ

Thou shalt not kill?

Right you are, my child!

Uh... unless it's a male. (Shhhhh)

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Pharm Girl

Rule number 6........driveth Pharm Girl nuts!

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It is a great journey —
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and make the leap into
the next level of human evolution.

Become an inquisitive free thinking
individual that takes
responsibility for your life
and the spiritual accountability to live life to the fullest.

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Jesus H. Christ

Oh yeah.

The Lord thanketh thee for remindeth!

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Pharm Girl

Lord, is there anyway in your powers, to cover thy grow walls white??

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......A message for ALL from the Deer Tribe...~

It is a great journey —
but you must do the walking
and have the willingness to change
and make the leap into
the next level of human evolution.

Become an inquisitive free thinking
individual that takes
responsibility for your life
and the spiritual accountability to live life to the fullest.

Fuck the Monkeys

Peace seeker

hey, thanks for the thread JHC I feel honored

"Thufeering thakatash!!!" LOL good one

Beautiful yeild and nice lookin plants, but i ll take your word for it and not grow this strain. From what you describe, she has the type of high that i stay away from...

Your threads are funky JHC. I do enjoy reading em

thanks again

Dandaweedman

The Lord should puteth his carpentry skills to the test and drywall and paint that flowering cave of doom (almost TMed)

Ahhh yes, post #31 where the lordeth said I was a cross gendered individual.

The Dandaweedethman may have something you might enjoy in the Indica category.

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Yeah yeah... the Lord must painteth.

I'm pretty close to flowering the current grow, so maybe this weekend I'll worketh up the necessary pathy (opposite of apathy?) to sprayeth.

I hate to paint. Hate hate hate.

I will not paint those Goddamn walls
I'd first suck goats in shopping malls
with pink tipped dicks and cheese reek balls
I will not paint those Goddamned walls!

Up yours, you Sam, you Sam I am
the paint, the brush, your ass I'll ram

I will not paint those Goddamned walls!

Or, maybe I will. We'll see-eth.

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Paint bomb?

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Fucking awesome JHC ROFLFR

I hate to paint. Hate hate hate.

I will not paint those Goddamn walls
I'd first suck goats in shopping malls
with pink tipped dicks and cheese reek balls
I will not paint those Goddamned walls!

Up yours, you Sam, you Sam I am
the paint, the brush, your ass I'll ram

I will not paint those Goddamned walls!

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lol JHC

Cerebro

nice post mate.

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Pharm Girl

The anointing oil used by Jesus and his disciples contained an ingredient called kaneh-bosem which has since been identified as cannabis extract....



Did Jesus heal using cannabis ?

Is this true JHC??

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......A message for ALL from the Deer Tribe...~

It is a great journey —
but you must do the walking
and have the willingness to change
and make the leap into
the next level of human evolution.

Become an inquisitive free thinking
individual that takes
responsibility for your life
and the spiritual accountability to live life to the fullest.

Fuck the Monkeys

Jesus H. Christ

Depends uh... on how you'd define the word, "heal."

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