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Old 01-20-2009, 07:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What should someone have in their pockets at all time?

Although sometimes verging on the nerdy side; I think that well equipt pockets are fundmentally cool. What items would you recommend a person keep in their pockets?

I'll get the ball rolling:

-Lighter
-Breath mints
-Chapstick
-Ipod
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i only keep keys, cell and wallet in pockets.

in my car ill keep cigs, lighter, digi camera, another cell phone, inhaler, ipod, laptop, knife, rollin papers, flash drive, sharpies.
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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^Knife, that's a good one. Or how about a comb?

Or does anyone remember Binaca?
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Change for coffee/water
Lighter
Pen
Ponytail holder for us ladies
Gum

Some sort of pocket or survival knife would be ideal
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I love(d) Binaca!! where the fuck did binaca go to? I miss it now. Fuck listerine strips, seriously.

anyway in my pockets:

Cell
Wallet
keys
ipod
small asian juggler
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Old 01-20-2009, 08:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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tried like one listerine strip. I thought I was going to throw up.
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Wallet, keys, cell (ifa havit); potentially: knife, lighter, chapstick/equivalent, pen

Do you guys organize your pockets so they all have designated items? Or designated item types? For example my keys go in my left front while my auxillary items will go in right front.
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nobody carries handkercheifs anymore I assume?
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nobody carries handkercheifs anymore I assume?
nope we all kiss on the lips and cough down our sleeves...
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Wallet, keys, cell (ifa havit); potentially: knife, lighter, chapstick/equivalent, pen

Do you guys organize your pockets so they all have designated items? Or designated item types? For example my keys go in my left front while my auxillary items will go in right front.
my pockets are totally designated dude.

front left: keys, lighter, chapstick, change
front right: rando bills before they make it to teh wallet, cellie cell, other
back right:wallet
back left possibly water bottle

imo an ipod is too expensive to have in your pocket if you don't really need it.
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ipod's are not expensive..everyone' s kids and pets have ipods
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wow some of you people must have huge fucking pockets
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My jeans have massive pockets(probably because they are massive), I can comfortably fit two water bottles in each pocket. I lose shit in them sometimes.

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Do you guys organize your pockets so they all have designated items? Or designated item types? For example my keys go in my left front while my auxillary items will go in right front.
Right Front: Keys, Pens, Loose Change... essentially my junk pocket.
Right Front Change Pocket: Cellphone(I keep it separate so the touch screen doesn't get scratched)
Left Front: Zune
Right Back: Wallet
Left Back: Knife

The front pockets also have these sort of "caves" in them, they connect the pockets all the way up to the zipper, I slide shit like my pipe or weed in there.
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my pockets are totally designated dude.

front left: keys, lighter, chapstick, change
front right: rando bills before they make it to teh wallet, cellie cell, other
back right:wallet
back left possibly water bottle

imo an ipod is too expensive to have in your pocket if you don't really need it.
pretty much the same for me, except i usually don't carry a water bottle and i keep my knife in my right pocket
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