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View Poll Results: Do you go ass to mouth?
Hells ya! All day 9 21.95%
Hells no! Never 20 48.78%
In the heat of the moment.. 15 36.59%
I'm ghey. 16 39.02%
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Old 08-11-2009, 12:03 PM   #61 (permalink)
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unlike you its because hes confortable with his sexuality. maybe youd be a better poster if you came out already
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Old 08-11-2009, 12:13 PM   #62 (permalink)
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no shit, you are practically sucking his dick..
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:52 PM   #63 (permalink)
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If I was in a relationship with a girl and she WANTED to go ass to mouth, I'd need to seriously reconsider everything.

If I was just banging a girl and she wanted ass to mouth, I'd be disgusted but let her do as she pleased... and remind myself not to kiss her for the rest of the encounter.

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Old 09-06-2009, 06:30 PM   #64 (permalink)
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yea im a no go for this one

something just fundamentally wrong with it.
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Old 10-01-2009, 08:36 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I'll stick my dick in it, but I aint putting my mouth on it or on anyhting that has been in it.

If I wanted to eat shit, I'd go get quiznos.
does JCP stand for 'Just Cocks Please'? i've always wondered, but everytime i see you post it's in g&s or some other highly mod'd forum. not that you'd mind me asking..
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Old 11-26-2009, 10:14 PM   #66 (permalink)
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yea im a no go for this one

something just fundamentally wrong with it.
you's repressed son!
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Old 11-26-2009, 11:05 PM   #67 (permalink)
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i always thought they got yeast infections from getting fucked too hard.. that was until me and my wifey at the time went to the doctor because she was having some pain.. turns out they get urinary tract infections from getting fucked too hard.
recurring beast infections are a sign of hosting some generally rank, stank jank. unless caused as a side-effect from antibiotics or other meds, it is expected to happen maybe 1-2x in a lifetime. not looking forward to it.

about UTIs from sex alone being probable/possible...the urinary tract isn't penetrated during sex.
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Old 11-26-2009, 11:10 PM   #68 (permalink)
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for teh record...no moment-heat makes me want the a-t-m machine. i cant be touching any guy's ass let alone getting the backwash from mine
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Old 11-27-2009, 12:10 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Bondi's correct. Here you go people....

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In the midst of this, I did, however, learn some fascinating trivia about anal hygiene. My biggest concern about my condition (outside of when it would heal) was the idea of toxic waste traveling along a path that sported an open wound. How could this NOT lead to infection, I asked the ass-doc, to which he replied “Your anus isn’t nearly as virile as your mouth. The bacteria that lives in your mouth thrives on oxygen, so it’s much worse than any of the bacteria in your stool. If you had an open wound on each arm, and you rubbed shit into one and your saliva into the other, the saliva-treated wound has a much high chance of becoming infected.” This doc, it seemed, really relied heavily on the cut-arm metaphors to get his points across, but it was effective, as he was able to make me understand a concept my conservative critics have been trying to unsuccessfully impart to me for over a decade now…

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I personally believe it's not that bad. As long as you have a nice enema at least a good ole' borry before hand you should be fine and dandy. But even so, is going to to the trouble of getting that sphincter loosened up enough with the ole 1-2-3 finger shuffle really worth it? Not really imo. Despite the whole kinky taboo side of it, it's not as nice as a warm, wet vagina.
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Old 11-27-2009, 03:40 PM   #70 (permalink)
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buttsecks/a2m is only taboo if you subscribe to a religion that speaks against the act. really, it's no more taboo than oral sex...just far more painful on behalf of the catcher if it's buttsex

ass to mouth--cant speak on behalf, happy to say
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Old 11-27-2009, 04:00 PM   #71 (permalink)
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ass to mouth sounds filthy. something is wrong with your psyche if you need to do that to get off.
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Old 11-27-2009, 04:46 PM   #72 (permalink)
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some people genuinely get off on degradation trips and others want to be the sexual pain-enforcer.

separate from the topics of ass to mouth and anal sex (which isn't as bad as it gets) those i know IRL who enjoy being battered during sex have the common history of torturous childhoods and mental instability. surely not all abuse/rape victims like getting roughed up sexually. though conversely it appears that those who DO are also abuse survivors.

regardless if i were faced with a dude who wanted me to strangle and punch him i doubt i would be able to stop laughing for long enough to do either
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Old 11-28-2009, 01:26 AM   #73 (permalink)
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Fair calls. Whatever keeps the boat a float I suppose.
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ass to mouth sounds filthy. something is wrong with your psyche if you need to do that to get off.
the few times I experienced it, it wasn't me that initiated the act. women can be real dirty too.
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:58 AM   #75 (permalink)
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