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Old 03-29-2009, 06:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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srs question

Well, here it is.

I have about $8000 in my account, am unemployed, hate my life and am in desperate search of something different.

I'm 27 years old, the money is all mine hard earned etc.

If YOU had the money, and wanted to start a new life. what would you do??

the more input the better so whatever is on yur mind post it. i dont care how ridiculous it might be.

i have a couple ideas but come on you sexy fucks, expand my horizons please


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Old 03-29-2009, 06:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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sell drugs?

traffick firearms?

become a pimp?

whatever you do, make sure it's connected to the underground economy, the only economy which isn't affected by supposedly global recession.
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Old 03-29-2009, 06:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2009, 06:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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sell drugs?

traffick firearms?

become a pimp?

whatever you do, make sure it's connected to the underground economy, the only economy which isn't affected by supposedly global recession.
wait a minute of course the underground economy is affected by the recession.
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Old 03-29-2009, 06:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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move to a beatiful, cheap, not neccessarily 2nd or 3rd world country [though, they would still probably be a step up from most of the US...] and start a business.
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Old 03-29-2009, 06:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Buy some boots, rice, and other things you would need to survive. Donate your money to feed starving children, embark on a journey through the continental North America, and eventually meet your demise in the back of a 50 year old bus.
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Old 03-29-2009, 06:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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wait a minute of course the underground economy is affected by the recession.
lol yeah saying it isn't affected is a bit strong I suppose, but I would think that it's affected on a smaller scale than legitimate economy.
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Old 03-29-2009, 06:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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buy 8000 dollars worth of TNT and blow up the white house
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if i had eight grand i'd start up a pyramid scheme, or set up a shell company to scam money out of old people.
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Old 03-29-2009, 07:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2009, 07:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Invest in fully automatic firearms. I think you can get at least an Uzi 9mm for about $8000 last time I checked. Or invest in high end firearms like high end Italian shotguns.

Seriously.

Guns always gain in value. Always. And if they don't, you have a $8000 gun to blow your brains out with.
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lol yeah saying it isn't affected is a bit strong I suppose, but I would think that it's affected on a smaller scale than legitimate economy.
nope. the underground economy is just as sensitive to changes in things like income and fuel prices as anything else.

it seems like it shouldn't because it's "underground" but all that means is that none of it ever gets recorded officially.

edit: but seriously don't listen to these fools use the money for a couple semesters of school and find a job and get that edumucation (granted if you already have a degree or something then my advice is moot but higher education is tight mang even if it's just an associates or something)
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nope. the underground economy is just as sensitive to changes in things like income and fuel prices as anything else.

it seems like it shouldn't because it's "underground" but all that means is that none of it ever gets recorded officially.
o rly? I would think that more people would be drawn to the underground economy as the "real" one fails. Because we're in a recession, getting a job is no longer viable for some people. In lieu of work, what is another viable choice for bread-winning? Crime. How do you commit crimes? Guns? Explosives? Selling drugs? The list goes on..
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Old 03-29-2009, 07:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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o rly? I would think that more people would be drawn to the underground economy as the "real" one fails. Because we're in a recession, getting a job is no longer viable for some people. In lieu of work, what is another viable choice for bread-winning? Crime. How do you commit crimes? Guns? Explosives? Selling drugs? The list goes on..
nigga go read up on that shit i haven't got the time to explain why all of those things are directly tied to the overall economy.

the underground economy is a PART of the overall economy, not a separate entity.

if people don't have any money to buy guns explosives and drugs, the people selling guns explosives and drugs are going to have a tough time too.
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Nobody is instantly bankrupted by the economy.

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Even as the U.S., Japan and Europe weather the first simultaneous recessions since World War II, some types of activity are expanding worldwide -- just below government radar. The production of goods and services that are lawful, though not declared, may grow the most as a proportion of total output since 2000, according to Friedrich Schneider, a professor at Austria’s Johannes Kepler University of Linz.

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In 21 of the 30 countries in the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development, Schneider estimates the informal economy will equal 13.8 percent of official gross domestic product in 2009, up from 13.3 percent last year. On that basis, its value will climb by $200 billion to $5.59 trillion in those nations from $5.39 trillion, using constant 2008 GDP because data for this year isn’t yet available.
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put the money somewhere where it will not be charged fees and earn decent interest until you decide
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