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03-30-2009, 10:20 AM

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verklingen · 03-30-2009, 10:32 AM

a long ass time ago like in middle school or something i saw an onion page with a headline that read "dolphins develop opposable thumbs; 'oh shit,' says humanity"

gold

Mull D · 03-30-2009, 10:35 AM

haha... i love the onion just for the headlines. They don't really need the articles, they just give a reason for the headlines to be there.

Peace seeker · 03-30-2009, 10:36 AM

the movie was pretty funny too

03-30-2009, 10:41 AM

Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace

WASHINGTON, DC—Following the tragic falling death of 32-year-old methamphetamine addict Phillip Diggs, who was reportedly attacked by spiders while scaling a large construction crane near Palo Alto, CA, thousands of outraged and confused meth addicts marched frenetically on Washington as part of a week of activities urging the federal government to address the nation's growing spider epidemic
Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
This one is a favorite of mine

Grieves · 03-30-2009, 10:50 AM

hmm...make refrence to 1999 or not....

nah fuck it.......meh, fake news is up there with things that should be funny but aren't, like americas funniest home videos...

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	a long ass time ago like in middle school or something i saw an onion page with a headline that read "dolphins develop opposable thumbs; 'oh shit,' says humanity" gold __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,107 Times in 1,708 Posts	hmm...make refrence to 1999 or not.... nah fuck it.......meh, fake news is up there with things that should be funny but aren't, like americas funniest home videos... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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03-30-2009, 10:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mull D Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 4,555 Thanks: 455 Thanked 156 Times in 81 Posts	haha... i love the onion just for the headlines. They don't really need the articles, they just give a reason for the headlines to be there.

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Peace seeker free the herb Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,844 Thanks: 773 Thanked 551 Times in 385 Posts	the movie was pretty funny too

03-30-2009, 10:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Stoney Guest Posts: n/a	Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace WASHINGTON, DC—Following the tragic falling death of 32-year-old methamphetamine addict Phillip Diggs, who was reportedly attacked by spiders while scaling a large construction crane near Palo Alto, CA, thousands of outraged and confused meth addicts marched frenetically on Washington as part of a week of activities urging the federal government to address the nation's growing spider epidemic Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source This one is a favorite of mine

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