OldSchoolStylee

god yes I fuckin loave gouns and violennnnnceee ugggggggghgghghghgh

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José

tell them to grow the fuck up and mind their own business.

are samoans dumb or something? I mean I know they are known to be dicks to non-natives, but seriously, are these people your dealing with retarded or something? it couldn't possibly be that hard to come up with a scheme to mind fuck them.

as your attorney I suggest you make a trail of evidence via chalk and oreos leading them to your back yard only to knock them the fuck out with an iron cooking pan.

al-Mu'akhkhir

have you ever heard the band "the angry Samoans"?

also most samoans are genetically predisposed to being enormous hulking motherfuckers, that would snap stonerkid's pencil neck without second thought.

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stonerkid

where did somoan come in? these dudes are Hawaiian/puerto-rican/black

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al-Mu'akhkhir

moke ostensibly refers to several different ethnicities in hawai'i.

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stonerkid

ostensibly and moke in the same sentience, lol

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José

kk i understand now.

pussy. just go out there with a .22 pistol and point it at them and yell at them. When they put their hands up, shoot a tire on their car and tell them to never fucking step a foot on your property again. and maybe a hole in the door if you please.

a nice semi auto .22 means srs business. srsly.

al-Mu'akhkhir

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stonerkid

and just have them come back with more people and guns?

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José

if that's what it takes.
no, dude that is weird.

bizong

Defensive Measures:
- Alarm sign
- Beware of Dog sign
- I shoot trespassers on sight sign
OR
- Bear traps & Claymores
OR

Rig the house with mad cameras... bring the hooligan moke bastards to court

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osirus2020

You're pretending like it doesn't happen everyday? Or is it every day? I figure you would know whether or not it's two words or one depending on the figure of speech.

I agree with bear traps. That would catch those mother fuckers off guard.

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al-Mu'akhkhir

man just go and utter some death threats and look menacing. jesus christ you're probably being paranoid anyways.

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Neildo

claymores like the gigantic sword, or claymores like the shaped charge? cuz i'm down with both!

Waves

dude kishar i know you are not the sharpest tool in the box, but just look at his username

and i was kinda sorta joking too

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Waves

surely you arent justifying murder by the fact that it "happens every day"

lol

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OldSchoolStylee

There have been some dumb threads but jeez

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