home security

stonerkid · 04-02-2009, 03:18 PM

i been super paranoid lately after i got jumped in front of my house by my fuckin moke neighbors and im allways thinkin there gonanna break in when im not there. especially cause they just tried to

! i was in front of my house cloning some cactus and they yell from the road to see if any ones home and i dont respond cause i wanna see what they do and they start to walk up my driveway!!!! then they saw me "and one yelled to the other, i knew i seen him in there !" FUCK its so gay no wanting to leave your house. so yeah what do yall do about your home security ?

José · 04-02-2009, 03:31 PM

what the fuck did you do?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-02-2009, 03:33 PM

who cares if your parents' stuff gets jacked...

Flamingnun · 04-02-2009, 03:35 PM

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-02-2009, 03:36 PM

thats the ugliest shotgun i've ever seen.

Grieves · 04-02-2009, 03:37 PM

Get a dog...to start...

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-02-2009, 03:37 PM

or... here's an idea... call the police!

shai_hulud · 04-02-2009, 03:38 PM

dig a moat.

Grieves · 04-02-2009, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by HYPERFUKBOT

or... here's an idea... call the police!

they really won't offer anymore help than to get his ass beat worse...

Roach · 04-02-2009, 03:40 PM

web cam on a pc.

or

I use a usb dvr on a pc...motion and sound triggered.

I use two cameras.

get the usb dvr @ Ebay......any camera with audio & video out will work.

Dozer McDozer · 04-02-2009, 03:43 PM

gettin a dog would be smart.

but tyin him up in the yard all day wouldn't. that drives dogs to go mad.

Mr. Poatheed · 04-02-2009, 03:46 PM

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thats the ugliest shotgun i've ever seen.

Judging from the barrel I thought it was a bb gun.

José · 04-02-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Poatheed

Judging from the barrel I thought it was a bb gun.

damn, that's a big ass chamber for a BB gun.

that's the sexiest shot gun I've ever seen btw.

Flamingnun · 04-02-2009, 03:52 PM

YouTube - Winchester Super SX3 Shotgun

Winchester Super X 3

fastest auto loading shotgun

Mr. Poatheed · 04-02-2009, 04:04 PM

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damn, that's a big ass chamber for a BB gun.

It's also tiny as fuck for a shotgun.

And it has a back sight?

R1bal · 04-02-2009, 04:05 PM

Get a big dog with a big bark, get a nice nigger beater incase they break in while your in the house, keep the windows and doors locked, DO NOT call the police.. that will make them more pissed and make you look like a poon. Take some kick boxing lessons and give them a roundhouse kick in the fucking throat for fuckin with ya.. let them know whos house it is

José · 04-02-2009, 04:11 PM

so you don't ever leave the house? I mean, I know your home schooled, so do you just never leave? I don't understand why you would have some one mad at you if your such a recluse? There's obviously something you aren't telling us.

Dozer McDozer · 04-02-2009, 04:14 PM

the sound of a pump is enough to scare people...

learn to fight with your hands... what kinda pussy needs to kick someone in the throat

Qui-Bong Jinn · 04-02-2009, 04:17 PM

You live in America, why don't you have a gun?

R1bal · 04-02-2009, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dozer McDozer

the sound of a pump is enough to scare people...

learn to fight with your hands... what kinda pussy needs to kick someone in the throat

how would kicking someone in the head make you a pussy??? that makes no sense, why not learn how to throw elbows, knees, kicks insrtead of throwing punches. dozer you would probly get knocked the fuck out, you should be able to take a fight to the ground or stand up with someone... kicking doesnt make you a pussy it means you can defeat your opponent with different weapons on your body

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	thats the ugliest shotgun i've ever seen. __________________

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	or... here's an idea... call the police! __________________

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José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	what the fuck did you do?

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Dozer McDozer YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 769 Thanks: 158 Thanked 86 Times in 77 Posts	gettin a dog would be smart. but tyin him up in the yard all day wouldn't. that drives dogs to go mad. __________________ Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. - Albert Einstein Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend - i'll get his name once i get book back

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José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	so you don't ever leave the house? I mean, I know your home schooled, so do you just never leave? I don't understand why you would have some one mad at you if your such a recluse? There's obviously something you aren't telling us.

04-02-2009, 04:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
Dozer McDozer YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 769 Thanks: 158 Thanked 86 Times in 77 Posts	the sound of a pump is enough to scare people... learn to fight with your hands... what kinda pussy needs to kick someone in the throat __________________ Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. - Albert Einstein Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend - i'll get his name once i get book back

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