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Old 04-02-2009, 06:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Fifth Third Burger:

I Ate The Fifth Third Burger! - Sports Biz with Darren Rovell - CNBC.com

in a related story, i heard you guys have mayo-eating contests...
i'm dutch, and put mayonaise on about everything, but having a mayo-eating contest is going way too far, hahah
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The Fifth Third Burger:

I Ate The Fifth Third Burger! - Sports Biz with Darren Rovell - CNBC.com

in a related story, i heard you guys have mayo-eating contests...
i'm dutch, and put mayonaise on about everything, but having a mayo-eating contest is going way too far, hahah
Dude, welcome to America.

It's in our blood to prove how awesome we are, despite the fact there we may have no dignity in doing so.

And that's burger is nothing.
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i'm not in america. only been once [went to chicago].
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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damn i love a good huge burger. and in that link the tomatoes are almost as big as the paper plates.
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i'm not in america. only been once [went to chicago].
Very well.
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well that's certainly disgusting and wasteful.
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well that's certainly disgusting and wasteful.
no way, you can feed your whole family or one huge fatass. Either way, 20$ well spent.
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That burger is the suck.

multiple shitty patties, shitty shredded lettuce, 2 KINDS of shitty cheese, shitty tomatos....
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Well of course it'll feed people, it's food. Also in line with Xil's argument $20 is too much for that shitty burger.

I dunno, I just think for each of those shitty burgers some moron wants to eat you could be feeding a grip of homeless people at the very least.
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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so thats where bono came from...
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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nah, bono came from that, except with all the ingredients gone bad, so whoever shat him out had food poisoning.
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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yall are picky. shit looked yummy to me.
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I fucking hate mayo. the only thing i eat it on is cheesburgers (sometimes) chicken sandwitchesor with tuna
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
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mayo is the shit...
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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it's got to be real though.. none of that whipped dressing shit.
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yall are picky. shit looked yummy to me.
cuz they aint never been REALLY hungry. i lived on natty, busch light and roman noodles for 3 years i'da taken that bitch in a heartbeat and i aint even seent it.
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i'm not in america. only been once [went to chicago].
out of all the cities in America, you went to a shitty one. I hope you enjoyed it though.
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:54 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Whats so shitty about the windy city?
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
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ya, i was going to say. it's one of the few places in the US i've ever wanted to go to. i only had a few days before going down to saba, but dope architecture, jazz clubs, and cheap shit. it was when our dollar was worth like 1.20 USD, plus everything was on sale.
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i hate how you have to pay for effing EVERYTHING though.. you get on the highway, and every couple miles you've got to pay. wouldn't you guys rather pay more tax and not have to pay for basic shit?
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