Only in America...

crookedhatinator45 · 04-02-2009, 05:11 PM

The Fifth Third Burger:

I Ate The Fifth Third Burger! - Sports Biz with Darren Rovell - CNBC.com

in a related story, i heard you guys have mayo-eating contests...
i'm dutch, and put mayonaise on about everything, but having a mayo-eating contest is going way too far, hahah

osirus2020 · 04-02-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

The Fifth Third Burger:

I Ate The Fifth Third Burger! - Sports Biz with Darren Rovell - CNBC.com

in a related story, i heard you guys have mayo-eating contests...
i'm dutch, and put mayonaise on about everything, but having a mayo-eating contest is going way too far, hahah

Dude, welcome to America.

It's in our blood to prove how awesome we are, despite the fact there we may have no dignity in doing so.

And that's burger is nothing.

crookedhatinator45 · 04-02-2009, 05:17 PM

i'm not in america. only been once [went to chicago].

burnt_hiphophead · 04-02-2009, 05:20 PM

damn i love a good huge burger. and in that link the tomatoes are almost as big as the paper plates.

osirus2020 · 04-02-2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

i'm not in america. only been once [went to chicago].

Very well.

myxomatosis · 04-02-2009, 05:23 PM

Well that's certainly disgusting and wasteful.

burnt_hiphophead · 04-02-2009, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by myxomatosis

Well that's certainly disgusting and wasteful.

no way, you can feed your whole family or one huge fatass. Either way, 20$ well spent.

Xil · 04-02-2009, 05:27 PM

That burger is the suck.

multiple shitty patties, shitty shredded lettuce, 2 KINDS of shitty cheese, shitty tomatos....

myxomatosis · 04-02-2009, 05:30 PM

Well of course it'll feed people, it's food. Also in line with Xil's argument $20 is too much for that shitty burger.

I dunno, I just think for each of those shitty burgers some moron wants to eat you could be feeding a grip of homeless people at the very least.

Grieves · 04-02-2009, 05:48 PM

so thats where bono came from...

crookedhatinator45 · 04-02-2009, 05:54 PM

nah, bono came from that, except with all the ingredients gone bad, so whoever shat him out had food poisoning.

maszac · 04-02-2009, 06:08 PM

yall are picky. shit looked yummy to me.

R1bal · 04-02-2009, 06:24 PM

I fucking hate mayo. the only thing i eat it on is cheesburgers (sometimes) chicken sandwitchesor with tuna

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-02-2009, 06:31 PM

mayo is the shit...

crookedhatinator45 · 04-02-2009, 06:40 PM

it's got to be real though.. none of that whipped dressing shit.

Kishar · 04-02-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by maszac

yall are picky. shit looked yummy to me.

cuz they aint never been REALLY hungry. i lived on natty, busch light and roman noodles for 3 years i'da taken that bitch in a heartbeat and i aint even seent it.

shelbert008 · 04-02-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

i'm not in america. only been once [went to chicago].

out of all the cities in America, you went to a shitty one. I hope you enjoyed it though.

Xil · 04-02-2009, 08:54 PM

Whats so shitty about the windy city?

crookedhatinator45 · 04-02-2009, 09:39 PM

ya, i was going to say. it's one of the few places in the US i've ever wanted to go to. i only had a few days before going down to saba, but dope architecture, jazz clubs, and cheap shit. it was when our dollar was worth like 1.20 USD, plus everything was on sale.

crookedhatinator45 · 04-02-2009, 09:40 PM

i hate how you have to pay for effing EVERYTHING though.. you get on the highway, and every couple miles you've got to pay. wouldn't you guys rather pay more tax and not have to pay for basic shit?

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myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	Well that's certainly disgusting and wasteful. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	That burger is the suck. multiple shitty patties, shitty shredded lettuce, 2 KINDS of shitty cheese, shitty tomatos.... __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

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myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	Well of course it'll feed people, it's food. Also in line with Xil's argument $20 is too much for that shitty burger. I dunno, I just think for each of those shitty burgers some moron wants to eat you could be feeding a grip of homeless people at the very least. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	mayo is the shit... __________________

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	yall are picky. shit looked yummy to me.

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Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	Whats so shitty about the windy city? __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

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