YaHooka Forums  

Go Back   YaHooka Forums > The Chronic Colloquials > Free For All
Home Register FAQ Social Groups Links Mark Forums Read

Free For All A place for thoughts and ideas that are out of place anywhere else.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 04-03-2009, 01:15 PM   #81 (permalink)
lets get tropical
 
pacman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: florida
Posts: 711
Thanks: 60
Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by maszac View Post
"waaahh waaah your bouncer hit us!!"

"well, that means we dont ever want you fucks to come back, so PISS OFF!!!"

thats how i think its gonna go.
you nailed it. i bet a bonus is in order for the bouncer
pacman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 01:39 PM   #82 (permalink)
Vem Para Ficar
 
al-Mu'akhkhir's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: in some pussy
Posts: 3,203
Thanks: 500
Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by herbinator45 View Post
that's not taking it to another level, that's being a little bitch.
qft
__________________
al-Mu'akhkhir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 02:30 PM   #83 (permalink)
life is music
 
myxomatosis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: between a pair of headphones
Posts: 3,917
Thanks: 1,026
Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Black View Post
you would fight him eh? youre shuper righteous man

i would just take it to another level, come back the next day and talk to the manager, get this guy kicked out.

he looses his job and his girlfriend his house and his leased car. then i would make sure he didnt get a job anywhere else in the city. bingo bango he learns his lesson.
If I was drunk and someone just walked up and punched me in the face, yes, I'd fight them. Nothing to do with being righteous, if your buddy was so butt hurt about it he should have done something then.

Herb said what I'd have said about "taking it to the next level".

K10 handled it from there. You've got keys to the city huh big guy?
__________________
oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird
and why can't that always be
tossing aside from your birches crown
just enough dark to see
how you're the light over me

last.fm
blog deal (updated 12/22/11)
myxomatosis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 02:32 PM   #84 (permalink)
Vem Para Ficar
 
al-Mu'akhkhir's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: in some pussy
Posts: 3,203
Thanks: 500
Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts
black is starting to sound like a punk-ass hs student who sneaks into bars and has little better to do with his free time than go around attempting to put bouncers (who are merely doing their jobs) out of work.

another candidate for worst. alt. ever.
__________________
al-Mu'akhkhir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 03:57 PM   #85 (permalink)
Clear Light
 
The Rev's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In my head, somewhere.
Posts: 17,860
Thanks: 5,012
Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts
I think you need CHARLES ATLAS AMAZING BODY BUILDING SECRETS!!!



Then, you can show that creep how a real he-man solves his problems.



The Rev
__________________


Budforce - My Friend
August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012


The Rev is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 04:36 PM   #86 (permalink)
The Worst
 
Grieves's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Interstate 8
Posts: 12,077
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 2,552
Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts
Black is a punk bitch... at him thinking that anyone would take his bitch ass seriously...

Grow the fuck up kid...when you get punched in the face it means that you were acting a fool and should act right or that someone wants to duke it out so you punch them back, you don't go all super baddie and try to ruin his life you fucking weirdo...
__________________
"And no matter what they said
dollar is not your friend
and it's the feelings that are hard to know
are the feelings that all come slow

No matter what they said
dollar is not your friend
and these feelings that so hard to know
are the feelings that wont let go

No don't let go, till you find a home
World Unite and I'll love you forever"
Grieves is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 04:42 PM   #87 (permalink)
YaHookan
 
José's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 3,363
Thanks: 62
Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts
José is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 05:07 PM   #88 (permalink)
LeavesOfGrassMyAss!
 
Puffman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Canada
Posts: 6,550
Thanks: 538
Thanked 251 Times in 163 Posts
personally i think bouncers should not be magically above the law. if a cop punched you in the nose because you were acting drunk, well most would loose their shit and try and get them fired. what makes bouncers so special? i know alot of good bouncers but some are just in it for the beat downs, and they need to be removed.
Puffman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 05:09 PM   #89 (permalink)
The Worst
 
Grieves's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Interstate 8
Posts: 12,077
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 2,552
Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts
it's the nature of the job...work with drunks, get punched, do some punching...
__________________
"And no matter what they said
dollar is not your friend
and it's the feelings that are hard to know
are the feelings that all come slow

No matter what they said
dollar is not your friend
and these feelings that so hard to know
are the feelings that wont let go

No don't let go, till you find a home
World Unite and I'll love you forever"
Grieves is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 05:21 PM   #90 (permalink)
(òÓ,)_\,,/
 
AlteredStateGrl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 10,426
Thanks: 2,181
Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,115 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by grieves View Post

Grow the fuck up kid...when you get punched in the face it means that you were acting a fool and should act right or that someone wants to duke it out so you punch them back, you don't go all super baddie and try to ruin his life you fucking weirdo...
In Jesus' name, Amen.
__________________
*The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.*

AlteredStateGrl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 05:43 PM   #91 (permalink)
I am the Walrus
 
osirus2020's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Big khahuna Burger
Posts: 7,098
Thanks: 521
Thanked 496 Times in 341 Posts
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by The SARS Volta View Post
you're my ideal girl too, osirus



Quote:
Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs View Post
wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
osirus2020 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 06:47 PM   #92 (permalink)
Mota Thief
 
GratefulDead's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 256
Thanks: 32
Thanked 40 Times in 37 Posts
I love how everyone seems to know exactly what went down. Sure, it is likely that they were tatered and acting like fools, no one is denying that. But seriously, no one was there except black, and arguing about what may or may not have happened will not solve anything. Is it not possible that the bouncer hit him unprovoked (how ever improbable that my be)? Drinking in public just spells disaster...
GratefulDead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 08:33 PM   #93 (permalink)
lets get tropical
 
pacman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: florida
Posts: 711
Thanks: 60
Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Rev View Post
I think you need CHARLES ATLAS AMAZING BODY BUILDING SECRETS!!!



Then, you can show that creep how a real he-man solves his problems.



The Rev
im tired of being a skinny scarecrow!
pacman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 08:54 PM   #94 (permalink)
ya, yo.
 
Burner of trees's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: where da skeezer be
Posts: 5,897
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 121
Thanked 120 Times in 59 Posts
better a punch than a bounce...dude obviously didn't do his job, and for that you should be thankfull. see: don't be a fag.
__________________
Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember)

Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Burner of trees is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 08:57 PM   #95 (permalink)
Vem Para Ficar
 
al-Mu'akhkhir's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: in some pussy
Posts: 3,203
Thanks: 500
Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by GratefulDead View Post
I love how everyone seems to know exactly what went down. Sure, it is likely that they were tatered and acting like fools, no one is denying that. But seriously, no one was there except black, and arguing about what may or may not have happened will not solve anything. Is it not possible that the bouncer hit him unprovoked (how ever improbable that my be)? Drinking in public just spells disaster...
it only takes a handful of braincells to determine what the most likely situation was- and that's all that really matters on the internet.
__________________
al-Mu'akhkhir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 09:28 PM   #96 (permalink)
loading user title..
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: subcutaneous layer
Posts: 2,236
Thanks: 121
Thanked 223 Times in 156 Posts
i got choked out by a bouncer many moons ago because i was fighting and tried fighting him all drunked up on whiskey, that didnt work out to well. in one fell swoop he had me around the throat and i was out like that and out the door. fuck it, it comes with the territory.
__________________
Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"
Kishar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 09:52 PM   #97 (permalink)
Kung-Fu Jew
 
crookedhatinator45's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Tyrannosaurusonto, On
Posts: 4,147
Thanks: 0
Thanked 378 Times in 301 Posts
did you bro out with him after getting choked out?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Former President Hayes View Post
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

Quote:
Originally Posted by v3d4 View Post
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

♫ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲ ̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♫
crookedhatinator45 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 10:24 PM   #98 (permalink)
Old School
 
wellfleation's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE
Posts: 3,853
Thanks: 195
Thanked 601 Times in 427 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Black View Post
were gunna go back tommorow and get him fired. i dont care if were viewed as assholes, were gunna rat that mothercuker out. thats how its gunna go.
a bouncer cant just hit anyone they feel like, what the fuck is that. thats bullshit. hes done the end
I got yanked out of Who's on First in Boston for no reason about 15 years ago. I said out loud that some random chick that just so happened to be dating a bouncer was hot. One bouncer grabbed me suddenly and I was like, wtf, which is when 3 more then ran over and tossed me up the stairs out the bar. Not a scratch and I called them mother fuckers and all kinds of shit once on the street. Looking back I wish when they were pushing me up the stairs I just kicked one of them square in the face as they were behind me and we were going up a flight of stairs.

Ass-holes are probably all cops now.
__________________
FIGHTPOWER
wellfleation is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 10:30 PM   #99 (permalink)
life is music
 
myxomatosis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: between a pair of headphones
Posts: 3,917
Thanks: 1,026
Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts
...and for a second I thought you were making a good post.
__________________
oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird
and why can't that always be
tossing aside from your birches crown
just enough dark to see
how you're the light over me

last.fm
blog deal (updated 12/22/11)
myxomatosis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 11:37 PM   #100 (permalink)
Duderino
 
Waves's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: chiburbs
Posts: 15,405
Thanks: 991
Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts
nothing pisses me off more than a belligerent drunk person. they're the fucking devil.
Waves is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:55 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0
Inactive Reminders By Icora Web Design