asians are so full of shit

Geeno · 04-05-2009, 07:04 AM

Acupuncture is definitely a scam.

It's like divine presence, some people feel it and base their lives around it. Other people think its stupid and do they own thang.

shai_hulud · 04-05-2009, 07:07 AM

it's got nothin' on them stones they use

my_scatterheart · 04-05-2009, 07:32 AM

^omgz0rz hot stone massage? I almost bought a set of stones to practice on unsuspecting young men. But them shits be expensiveee

idk how I feel about acupuncture. I'm not sure I'd ever pay for that shit

shakeNbake06 · 04-05-2009, 07:36 AM

maybe its like a homeopathic type thing.. if you really believe that it will work, it will.. if you have too much doubt and question it, it wont work

my_scatterheart · 04-05-2009, 07:36 AM

which means it's a scammmmmm

shakeNbake06 · 04-05-2009, 07:38 AM

not if it works

Geeno · 04-05-2009, 07:40 AM

The rehabilitation facility that I visit offers it as a method of craving reduction.

I think they just offer it as a way to look like they do something besides monitor peoples urine. If all they did was collect peepee than they would be babysitting and not rehabilitating.

Instead they propose that certified people administer acupuncture. By only training staff members who are willing and not everyone, they're bolstering the effectiveness of the scam by acquiring people that are confident in the effects.

Geeno · 04-05-2009, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shakeNbake06

maybe its like a homeopathic type thing.. if you really believe that it will work, it will.. if you have too much doubt and question it, it wont work

aka Confidence trick aka scam

Geeno · 04-05-2009, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shakeNbake06

not if it works

that just makes it a good scam

Lloydy · 04-05-2009, 07:43 AM

acupuncture has been proved not to work

shakeNbake06 · 04-05-2009, 07:45 AM

naw, homeopathic remedies can seriously trick your brain, resulting in positive physical effects.. or not lol

Geeno · 04-05-2009, 07:47 AM

^im trying to mentally prepare myself to provide an absolute argument as to the placebo effectiveness of acupuncture for my next visit on tuesday

theres a couple people in the group that swear by it, and I want to ruin their confidence in the rehab system

this way theyll remove me from group settings because of my dangerous influence over others and I'll only have to do one on one sessions until my court sentencing, at which point I can stop going

shai_hulud · 04-05-2009, 08:00 AM

I'm going to try tricking my brain to think I'm sober so that in acouple of hours I can get some brainfuckjuice andmake myself passout at a decent time tonight.

If that seems to fail I'll call a cab.

The Rev · 04-05-2009, 08:08 AM

Hentai > Acupuncture

The Rev

my_scatterheart · 04-05-2009, 08:38 AM

acupuncture over hentai any day of the week fo me. Shit is weirdddd

shai_hulud · 04-05-2009, 08:41 AM

tenticle sex

myxomatosis · 04-05-2009, 08:47 AM

Tentacle rape I thought.

shai_hulud · 04-05-2009, 08:49 AM

i stand correcteddededed

Kompressor · 04-05-2009, 08:53 AM

There's far bigger scams them fer'ners concoct...

shai_hulud · 04-05-2009, 09:00 AM

^ that's a sexy chart, man. I dunno. kinda convincing.

wat about those bracelets that just 'make you feel better' - they use magnets or some shit. Pretty sure they are legit as fuck. also im sure they are made in china so this sint straying off tpoic.

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shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	I'm going to try tricking my brain to think I'm sober so that in acouple of hours I can get some brainfuckjuice andmake myself passout at a decent time tonight. If that seems to fail I'll call a cab. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

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shakeNbake06 Old School Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 368 Thanks: 21 Thanked 56 Times in 29 Posts	maybe its like a homeopathic type thing.. if you really believe that it will work, it will.. if you have too much doubt and question it, it wont work

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shakeNbake06 Old School Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 368 Thanks: 21 Thanked 56 Times in 29 Posts	not if it works

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shakeNbake06 Old School Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 368 Thanks: 21 Thanked 56 Times in 29 Posts	naw, homeopathic remedies can seriously trick your brain, resulting in positive physical effects.. or not lol

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shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	^ that's a sexy chart, man. I dunno. kinda convincing. wat about those bracelets that just 'make you feel better' - they use magnets or some shit. Pretty sure they are legit as fuck. also im sure they are made in china so this sint straying off tpoic. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

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