So i just finish my beer - Page 2

Geeno · 04-07-2009, 08:35 AM

The SARS Volta · 04-07-2009, 02:05 PM

a girl in my high school math class had a chronic habit of slack-jawing. she would sit and space out with her damn mouth hanging open constantly. one day (finally!) a horsefly in the room darted right in there and she ran out of the room screaming.
i wonder if she keeps it shut now.

Grieves · 04-07-2009, 02:06 PM

she prolly just fills it with penisis

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-07-2009, 02:13 PM

mouth breathing is actually unhealthy fyi.

verklingen · 04-07-2009, 02:15 PM

sucks for me then, having never been able to breathe out of more than one nostril at any given time.

soon my fear of unhealth will drive me to affrin addiction. thx hfb

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-07-2009, 02:16 PM

broken nose?

Grieves · 04-07-2009, 02:18 PM

lol...affrin...

verklingen · 04-07-2009, 02:19 PM

naw my septum's aight just a lifelong battle with allergies due to living in the worst place for allergy sufferers in the continental us.

awwsuga23 · 04-07-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

a girl in my high school math class had a chronic habit of slack-jawing. she would sit and space out with her damn mouth hanging open constantly. one day (finally!) a horsefly in the room darted right in there and she ran out of the room screaming.
i wonder if she keeps it shut now.

lmaoo serves the little mouth breather right

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-07-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by verklingen

naw my septum's aight just a lifelong battle with allergies due to living in the worst place for allergy sufferers in the continental us.

the sun?!

notepad · 04-07-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Geeno

whyd you go back 5 minutes later and replace your exclamation mark with "ese"

don't know

think the mods are editing my posts to sound/read mexican.

verklingen · 04-07-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HYPERFUKBOT

the sun?!

aye scientists are still stumped by the nature of my sneezes aka "solar flares"

The Rev · 04-07-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Geeno

And crunch crunch oh maybe it knocked some of a mentos i was just eating loose from somewhere in my mouth

no

a housefly.

When THIS post gets 32 replies, you know you've come home, YaHookan.

The Rev

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-07-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by verklingen

aye scientists are still stumped by the nature of my sneezes aka "solar flares"

**SageTree** · 04-07-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces

don't know

think the mods are editing my posts to sound/read mexican.

This gives me an idea....keep an eye on your posts....MANG! haha

seriously

jk, but serisously....

Sage

The SARS Volta · 04-07-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by awwsuga23

lmaoo serves the little mouth breather right

i thought so too. i mean, i did get the benefit of catching the action scene of the fly going in her bucktoothed deathtrap

Krunk · 04-08-2009, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Geeno

And crunch crunch oh maybe it knocked some of a mentos i was just eating loose from somewhere in my mouth

no

a housefly.

Lloydy · 04-08-2009, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by verklingen

sucks for me then, having never been able to breathe out of more than one nostril at any given time.

soon my fear of unhealth will drive me to affrin addiction. thx hfb

everyone is like that, they swap over every few hours or something

04-07-2009, 02:06 PM	#23 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts	she prolly just fills it with penisis __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

04-07-2009, 02:13 PM	#24 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	mouth breathing is actually unhealthy fyi. __________________

04-07-2009, 02:15 PM	#25 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	sucks for me then, having never been able to breathe out of more than one nostril at any given time. soon my fear of unhealth will drive me to affrin addiction. thx hfb __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

04-07-2009, 02:16 PM	#26 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	broken nose? __________________

04-07-2009, 02:18 PM	#27 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,109 Times in 1,708 Posts	lol...affrin... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

04-07-2009, 02:19 PM	#28 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	naw my septum's aight just a lifelong battle with allergies due to living in the worst place for allergy sufferers in the continental us. __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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