So i just finish my beer

Geeno · 04-06-2009, 09:32 PM

And crunch crunch oh maybe it knocked some of a mentos i was just eating loose from somewhere in my mouth

no

a housefly.

h0e · 04-06-2009, 09:35 PM

How was it?

Geeno · 04-06-2009, 09:39 PM

gross

notepad · 04-06-2009, 09:40 PM

i'll drink to that ese

**SageTree** · 04-06-2009, 09:42 PM

No charge!

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-06-2009, 10:37 PM

yeah i was jerkin it to some porno last night when out of nowhere a house fly lands on my television screen.

i lost my boner in the process of killing the fly.

Waves · 04-06-2009, 10:49 PM

hm...thats probably some of the grossest shit that can happen to a man drinking a beer

kudos

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-06-2009, 10:51 PM

naw man i remember one summer at teh lake i was drankin on a can of beer. I was just nursing it, and as I goes to take another sip... BAM I gets me a bee in my mouth and that motherfucker stings me right on the inside of the lip.

Waves · 04-06-2009, 10:55 PM

thats more painful and humiliating than gross
but still kudos

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-06-2009, 11:01 PM

well i mean i had to eat the bee, it was the only option.

Ego Tripping · 04-06-2009, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

hm...thats probably some of the grossest shit that can happen to a man drinking a beer

kudos

My gf's step dad told me about when he was in the navy and his mate drank a wasp that crawled into his beer can when he wasn't looking. It stung him in the throat on the inside on the way down. He was allergic to them so his throat swelled and he suffocated to death.

Waves · 04-06-2009, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HYPERFUKBOT

well i mean i had to eat the bee, it was the only option.

haha

that is indeed a bit more gross

and shit, ego, thats just depressing

Ego Tripping · 04-06-2009, 11:18 PM

I agree, nothing is worse than having a refreshing beer fucked up by some asshole insect. My condolences, geeno & hype.

Lloydy · 04-07-2009, 01:28 AM

i hate it when a fly lands in your pint, especially if youve just bought it

**SageTree** · 04-07-2009, 06:26 AM

I still find this fly and anything else way more easy to bear that the friends who have picked up the wrong bottle....The bottle that someone else was using for chew shit.....Do I really need to tell more here? Fly doesn't sound so bad now eh ?

Lloydy · 04-07-2009, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

I still find this fly and anything else way more easy to bear that the friends who have picked up the wrong bottle....The bottle that someone else was using for chew shit.....Do I really need to tell more here? Fly doesn't sound so bad now eh ?

your friends chew shit?

SmokeSomeDoja · 04-07-2009, 06:36 AM

drinking chew-spit is more common than youd think.

my friend drank a pint of his piss when he was wasted one time.

**SageTree** · 04-07-2009, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

your friends chew shit?

A typo no doubt, but doesn't it read the same once you know it spit? It's all shit.

Dr. Drew · 04-07-2009, 06:50 AM

I would rather eat a fly than drink the random beer cans full of cig butts and ash scattered around a party by accident..

GROZZ.

Geeno · 04-07-2009, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces

i'll drink to that ese

whyd you go back 5 minutes later and replace your exclamation mark with "ese"

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	yeah i was jerkin it to some porno last night when out of nowhere a house fly lands on my television screen. i lost my boner in the process of killing the fly. __________________

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	hm...thats probably some of the grossest shit that can happen to a man drinking a beer kudos __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	naw man i remember one summer at teh lake i was drankin on a can of beer. I was just nursing it, and as I goes to take another sip... BAM I gets me a bee in my mouth and that motherfucker stings me right on the inside of the lip. __________________

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h0e YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Two steps from the edge Posts: 42 Thanks: 2 Thanked 14 Times in 7 Posts	How was it?

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	thats more painful and humiliating than gross but still kudos __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	well i mean i had to eat the bee, it was the only option. __________________

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Ego Tripping Are you in? Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 13,468 Thanks: 229 Thanked 665 Times in 443 Posts	I agree, nothing is worse than having a refreshing beer fucked up by some asshole insect. My condolences, geeno & hype. __________________ God appears, and God is light, To those poor souls who dwell in night; But does a human form display To those who dwell in realms of day.

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,971 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,476 Times in 1,138 Posts	i hate it when a fly lands in your pint, especially if youve just bought it __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	I still find this fly and anything else way more easy to bear that the friends who have picked up the wrong bottle....The bottle that someone else was using for chew shit.....Do I really need to tell more here? Fly doesn't sound so bad now eh ? __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,386 Thanks: 240 Thanked 446 Times in 280 Posts	drinking chew-spit is more common than youd think. my friend drank a pint of his piss when he was wasted one time. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

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