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Bearsy · 04-07-2009, 10:09 PM

So the fam(mom, sisters) are taking a week and a half long trip to Washington DC in 2 days.

I wanna have a party, but my house is kinda small and really cluttered(mom's a pack rat).

I've never thrown a party before, ever. I need some suggestions.

Translation of title: Washington DC Party Time

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-07-2009, 10:13 PM

gather up all expensive/sentimental/fragile objects in the house, memorize where they all went, and hide the shit out of them. put them in a locked room or something. lock all bedrooms. keep an eye on the drunkest of party goers - they have a tendency to break things.

myxomatosis · 04-07-2009, 10:25 PM

I'm more partial to smallish gatherings of people I can trust not to fuck my shit up. Wild raging parties are fun once in a while, but if it's at my house I'd try to keep it to a sensible amount of people so as to still have a great time but not have to worry about knocking/kicking out disrespectful assholes.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-07-2009, 10:28 PM

even still, it's better to be safe than sorry IMO

Xil · 04-07-2009, 10:29 PM

Carefully plan how much booze and weed you'll need, then double it for good measure.

Like hfb said lock away valuables and fragiles.

myxomatosis · 04-07-2009, 10:59 PM

Don't get me wrong Hyper, I'm not disagreeing one bit with what you suggested, it's great advice.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-07-2009, 11:09 PM

love you myxo

myxomatosis · 04-07-2009, 11:11 PM

So much hooka love lately. Ya'll niggas best save that shit for my birthday on Friday.

Bearsy, be sure to have vodka on hand because for some godforsaken reason people love that stuff, so have lots of it on hand. Also some rail or slightly above whiskey (i.e. Kentucky Gentleman, Seagrams 7, Canadian Club) for people that like real drinks

. I'd recommend a shit ton of Yuengling or something similar beer wise. Shit is cheap and doesn't taste like piss. Or just say fuck it and go dirt cheap.

slapstick · 04-08-2009, 01:56 AM

I've never understood the mechanics of people actually showing up to your party.
if people know you throw badass parties, they'll come. but if nobody has ever shown up to what would be a sick party, any future parties won't get off the ground.
maybe people just don't want to be around me.

Krunk · 04-08-2009, 03:51 AM

1) get a lot of beer. 3-4 cases? don't expect to get all or any of your money back. you're pitching in for the cause.
2) call a handful of people. tell people that there will be some booze, but to byob anyways
3) text/facebook a bunch of girls, tell them you love them and want to rage with them.
4) get party cups and ping pong balls / cards / dice for casual drinking games before the party gets big.
5) call some more people the day of, and call others to make sure they're still coming.
6) don't drink liquor before people start showing up. you've gotta make it to the end of the night to watch over your house.

if it only sounds like a really small group of people are coming from the initial round-up, then you might wanna bail. no party is better than a weak party.

Mr. Poatheed · 04-08-2009, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearsy

Translation of title: Washington DC Party Time

You'll need Go-Go music, fo' sho'.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krunk

1) 3) text/facebook a bunch of girls, tell them you love them and want to rage with them.

Bitches love smiley faces.

YouTube - Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women

Lloydy · 04-08-2009, 06:41 AM

my advice is never have a full blown party unless you want your house to be trashed. even with a house full of sound people stuff gets spilled and things get smashed

Geeno · 04-08-2009, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapstick

I've never understood the mechanics of people actually showing up to your party.
if people know you throw badass parties, they'll come. but if nobody has ever shown up to what would be a sick party, any future parties won't get off the ground.
maybe people just don't want to be around me.

I've thrown one party and it echoed around town for at least a month regularly and now like 9 months later people still ask when the next will be

There tricks to it, you just tell girls and ONLY girls. You tell them youre thinkin about having one soon, then the next week you tell them its definitely this weekend. Do it on a friday cause a lot of people burn themselves out fridays and dont feel like partying too much on saturdays

Geeno · 04-08-2009, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Poatheed

You'll need Go-Go music, fo' sho'.

Bitches love smiley faces.

YouTube - Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women

Best youtube video ive seen in a while

Ive been onto that shit for a long time

Bearsy · 04-08-2009, 09:16 AM

Sweet Baby Rays is by far the best BBQ sauce I've ever had.

I'm probably just gonna have a few people get together. When I get a bigger place I'll do some blowouts.

So for about 10 people I should have like 2 cases of beer, a bottle or two and like a half O right?

Mr. Poatheed · 04-08-2009, 09:52 AM

Depends on how much hard liquor you drink. My friends and I drink way more beer, so it would be more like 3 to 4 cases and then maybe the bottle.

Half sounds about right, make sure not to forget the box of honey dutches.

Oh, and Mr. Chi City is some real talk.

Charley Phogg · 04-08-2009, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearsy

So for about 10 people I should have like 2 cases of beer, a bottle or two and like a half O right?

Sounds like a good amount, but if it was 10 of my close friends, I would expect them all to pay a little for all this shit. I always smoke with my friends when I have a party, but I sure as hell wouldn't just straight-up smoke a half O with them and get them shitfaced without asking for compensation. Obviously your not a bartender, as a host you probably won't break even, but just make it so you aren't financially screwed because your friends wanna "smoke your stuff and drink all your wine".
A host should never be selfish, but neither should his friends.

Cerpin Taxt · 04-08-2009, 10:18 AM

Be careful, first time party-organizers can be taken advantage of pretty easily.

**mothernature** · 04-08-2009, 11:10 PM

I'm telling mom

04-07-2009, 10:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	gather up all expensive/sentimental/fragile objects in the house, memorize where they all went, and hide the shit out of them. put them in a locked room or something. lock all bedrooms. keep an eye on the drunkest of party goers - they have a tendency to break things. __________________

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myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	I'm more partial to smallish gatherings of people I can trust not to fuck my shit up. Wild raging parties are fun once in a while, but if it's at my house I'd try to keep it to a sensible amount of people so as to still have a great time but not have to worry about knocking/kicking out disrespectful assholes. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	even still, it's better to be safe than sorry IMO __________________

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Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	Carefully plan how much booze and weed you'll need, then double it for good measure. Like hfb said lock away valuables and fragiles. __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

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myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	Don't get me wrong Hyper, I'm not disagreeing one bit with what you suggested, it's great advice. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	love you myxo __________________

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myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	So much hooka love lately. Ya'll niggas best save that shit for my birthday on Friday. Bearsy, be sure to have vodka on hand because for some godforsaken reason people love that stuff, so have lots of it on hand. Also some rail or slightly above whiskey (i.e. Kentucky Gentleman, Seagrams 7, Canadian Club) for people that like real drinks . I'd recommend a shit ton of Yuengling or something similar beer wise. Shit is cheap and doesn't taste like piss. Or just say fuck it and go dirt cheap. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11) Last edited by myxomatosis; 04-07-2009 at 11:15 PM.

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slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I've never understood the mechanics of people actually showing up to your party. if people know you throw badass parties, they'll come. but if nobody has ever shown up to what would be a sick party, any future parties won't get off the ground. maybe people just don't want to be around me. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,971 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,476 Times in 1,138 Posts	my advice is never have a full blown party unless you want your house to be trashed. even with a house full of sound people stuff gets spilled and things get smashed __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	Be careful, first time party-organizers can be taken advantage of pretty easily. __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

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