im going to marlboro country

Rob_Kelly · 04-08-2009, 11:59 AM

srsly. i won this fukken trip to go to the marlboro ranch

heres a pic.

all this shit came in a fedex box today and i calld and RSVPd already

4 days 3 nights all expenses paid and airfare.

free food and drink

activities.

gonna be awesome

Mr.E · 04-08-2009, 12:01 PM

be sure to visit the graves of all the fallen marlboro men

Grieves · 04-08-2009, 12:52 PM

how many cartons did you have to smoke to get that?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-08-2009, 01:05 PM

you have nasty feets.

osirus2020 · 04-08-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by grieves

how many cartons did you have to smoke to get that?

Yeah seriously.

crookedhatinator45 · 04-08-2009, 02:54 PM

what are the 'activities'? tobaccer picking??

shakeNbake06 · 04-08-2009, 02:58 PM

lol thatd be fucked if you forgot to cover those codes in the pic

Kishar · 04-08-2009, 04:01 PM

better clip those narly ass toe nails before you get an infection and can't make it you lucky bastard

pacman · 04-08-2009, 04:12 PM

great things happen to bad people

The Rev · 04-08-2009, 04:47 PM

Be sure to visit the crispy and cancerous lung tissue museum when you're there. They've got the most extensive collection in the world.

The Rev

slapstick · 04-08-2009, 05:05 PM

You're still a dick, rob.

Waves · 04-08-2009, 05:05 PM

sounds suspiciously like a scam to me

and besides that, "marlboro country?" what the fuck? is it a place where people just hang out smoking cigarettes all day?

pacman · 04-08-2009, 05:09 PM

maybe hes finally getting whats coming to him. maybe its that guy from the bar!

robs gonna get it

Waves · 04-08-2009, 05:11 PM

yeah maybe its his friend whos going to drive him out into the middle of montana and just leave him there

hahahaha

that would be so awesome

crookedhatinator45 · 04-08-2009, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by HYPERFUKBOT

you have nasty feets.

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirus2020

Yeah seriously.

i think those two go together better.

but ya, what are the activities? working the fields with a bunch of mexicans and smoking free cigs? i highly doubt they have a beer-chick equivalent. i can't picture 'hot cig-chick' in my head..

Grieves · 04-08-2009, 06:31 PM

It's on a ranch, they do all the gay shit that douchers do on ranches...but with cigarettes...

crookedhatinator45 · 04-08-2009, 06:35 PM

brokeback marlbro ranch? will the stenson duder be there?

GratefulDead · 04-08-2009, 06:40 PM

I bet it's just a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding...

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 04-08-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GratefulDead

I bet it's just a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding...

i don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my life.
def. the guy from the bar.
either that picture to the left is what Marlboro sent you, or else it's your mouse pad, I don't know.

~1~ · 04-08-2009, 07:06 PM

Dont hate...

I been to four NASCAR events, a few CART races, the Long Beach Gran Prix and I dont even smoke!

I got T-shirts, hats, keychains, BBQ tools... All kinda shit over the years, just for signing up, they send me tons of coupons and I give them away and tell everyone to be sure and use them because they're bar coded and the more I use the more they send.

Quite nice.

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	sounds suspiciously like a scam to me and besides that, "marlboro country?" what the fuck? is it a place where people just hang out smoking cigarettes all day? __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	maybe hes finally getting whats coming to him. maybe its that guy from the bar! robs gonna get it

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	yeah maybe its his friend whos going to drive him out into the middle of montana and just leave him there hahahaha that would be so awesome __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	It's on a ranch, they do all the gay shit that douchers do on ranches...but with cigarettes... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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GratefulDead Mota Thief Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arkansas Posts: 256 Thanks: 32 Thanked 40 Times in 37 Posts	I bet it's just a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding...

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