Awesome New Poll!

Kishar · 04-10-2009, 05:07 PM

When you take a shit do you wipe your ass with your right hand or the left?

discuss.

Dr. Drew · 04-10-2009, 05:09 PM

make a poll R-tard.

right ftw.

Grieves · 04-10-2009, 05:19 PM

fuck you...

Grieves · 04-10-2009, 05:19 PM

i wipe with both...

shelbert008 · 04-10-2009, 05:20 PM

I use toilet paper.

**Kompressor** · 04-10-2009, 05:21 PM

I wipe my ass with toilet paper.

damn you shelbert

osirus2020 · 04-10-2009, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grieves

i wipe with both...

I shake with both...

my_scatterheart · 04-10-2009, 05:39 PM

Clean exit ftw.

Sugar420 · 04-10-2009, 05:40 PM

this poll stinks

p.s. i am gay

Kishar · 04-10-2009, 05:44 PM

the way I do it is...i take a single sheet of TP and tear a hole out of the

center (saving the small piece for later) then insert my index finger into the

hole of the TP sliding it down to my knuckle then proceed to cleaning the

event horizon, when finished i will grasp the sheet of TP from the backside

pulling off and removing all waste from the finger.

Remember the small piece...i take that and get under my finger nail cuz i bite my nails all the time.

right handed of course.

Ego Tripping · 04-10-2009, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v3d4

this poll stinks

p.s. i am gay

yeah wtf...this poll had the potential for a win.

osirus2020 · 04-10-2009, 05:48 PM

Oh My God.

Dr. Drew · 04-10-2009, 06:16 PM

that is almost as grozz as rob kelly's foot.

my_scatterheart · 04-10-2009, 07:53 PM

Not even close.

pacman · 04-10-2009, 11:13 PM

i'm a switch hitter

Geeno · 04-10-2009, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

Clean exit ftw.

once heard its best to sacrifice wiping for time

shelbert008 · 04-10-2009, 11:18 PM

^and that's why guys get skid marks and most girls don't

Geeno · 04-10-2009, 11:23 PM

i doubt the percentage of such people varies much between sexes

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-11-2009, 01:32 AM

using my left hand totally fails every time. and i mean shit-smear-city failure.

Cerpin Taxt · 04-11-2009, 07:42 AM

Right hand, front to back, and no fancy folding.

Sometimes I'd suggest the odd back to front, to get rid of any front to back residue.

...It happens!

View Poll Results: Left hand or Right hand
right	24	63.16%
left	7	18.42%
none of the above	7	18.42%
Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll

04-10-2009, 05:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	Awesome New Poll! When you take a shit do you wipe your ass with your right hand or the left? discuss. __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll

04-10-2009, 05:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	fuck you... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

04-10-2009, 05:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	i wipe with both... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

04-10-2009, 05:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
shelbert008 stoner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hell on earth aka texas Posts: 1,060 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 113 Posts	I use toilet paper. __________________ one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you, doesnt do anything at all Feed Your Head

04-10-2009, 05:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,066 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2,849 Times in 1,509 Posts	I wipe my ass with toilet paper. damn you shelbert __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

04-10-2009, 05:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,063 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	Clean exit ftw. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

04-10-2009, 05:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	this poll stinks p.s. i am gay

04-10-2009, 05:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	the way I do it is...i take a single sheet of TP and tear a hole out of the center (saving the small piece for later) then insert my index finger into the hole of the TP sliding it down to my knuckle then proceed to cleaning the event horizon, when finished i will grasp the sheet of TP from the backside pulling off and removing all waste from the finger. Remember the small piece...i take that and get under my finger nail cuz i bite my nails all the time. right handed of course. __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll Last edited by Kishar; 04-10-2009 at 06:44 PM.

04-10-2009, 07:53 PM	#14 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,063 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	Not even close. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

04-10-2009, 11:13 PM	#15 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	i'm a switch hitter

04-10-2009, 11:18 PM	#17 (permalink)
shelbert008 stoner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hell on earth aka texas Posts: 1,060 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 113 Posts	^and that's why guys get skid marks and most girls don't __________________ one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you, doesnt do anything at all Feed Your Head

04-11-2009, 01:32 AM	#19 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	using my left hand totally fails every time. and i mean shit-smear-city failure. __________________

04-11-2009, 07:42 AM	#20 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,222 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 840 Thanked 1,867 Times in 996 Posts	Right hand, front to back, and no fancy folding. Sometimes I'd suggest the odd back to front, to get rid of any front to back residue. ...It happens! __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly—you usually don't use it at all. It uses you." -Eckhart Tolle -If you try to destroy him to save them, they'll destroy you to save him-

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