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Qui-Bong Jinn · 09-26-2011, 04:16 PM

lol it never is

Roach · 09-26-2011, 04:54 PM

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Is the VA the only folks you can talk to about that man?

at nearly 60 ...yea.

Were talking grants.

I could get a huge student loan, if it includes a death from old age before graduation policy.

**SageTree** · 09-27-2011, 05:57 AM

It's been nice living here Canada. Hope I have another chance to live here again someday before long.

Jester4yall · 09-30-2011, 05:09 AM

yesterday blew nuts bc when I was @ the store buying groceries it stormed. It got really windy and blew a cart into my truck. Fuckin broke my taillight...ffffffuu uuuu

Buds Bundy · 10-01-2011, 12:24 AM

I CAN'T FIND MY BANK CARD!

Jester4yall · 10-01-2011, 07:24 AM

Now I know the rest of the story from tka

Sir-Ex · 10-01-2011, 11:35 AM

Today kinda sucks because it's cloudy and cold outside, my bank fees brought me to 10 bucks below the amount I needed to pay rent, so they're gonna charge me $25 extra for not paying the full amount on time, my chequeing account too got brought down to negative $10 balance so I have NO money at all for the next 9 days, which means I have to walk an hour and a half to work, to and from each shift until I can afford some bus tickets, plus I have no weed, booze, cigarettes, coffee, tea, milk - ANY sort of regular comfort vice - I have just enough healthy food to feed my daughter, which means personally I'll be living off rice and some old pancake mix for the next 9 days.

This would all be okay with me... if i had some weed.

Buds Bundy · 10-02-2011, 10:41 AM

i wouldnt say today sucks because its only ten 49 am

but this moment sucks because i have to shit but i dont have TP

Sir-Ex · 10-02-2011, 11:44 AM

So? Just take your shit and shower off after.

**SageTree** · 10-02-2011, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

So? Just take your shit and shower off after.

Good idea.... probably gotta shower anyway right?

BudsBunny.... Can't you just run over to the Extra foods across the street and get a few rolls... or just take a shit there in the shopping centre?

Buds Bundy · 10-03-2011, 02:46 PM

LOL

i went over to the dollar daze cause i scrounged enough for one roll
didnt have enough for more than one

i was gonna shit inside the mall but they lock the disabled bathroom now

but now all is well as i now have 24 rolls of toilet shitwipe

Qui-Bong Jinn · 10-03-2011, 04:07 PM

fucking chemistry

**SageTree** · 10-03-2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Buds Bundy

LOL

i went over to the dollar daze cause i scrounged enough for one roll
didnt have enough for more than one

i was gonna shit inside the mall but they lock the disabled bathroom now

but now all is well as i now have 24 rolls of toilet shitwipe

Ah man! The disabled one was the clean one!

It's really freaking funny to even be able to HAVE this conversation!

And I know there is a 'alls well that ends well' or 'happy ending' joke in here somewhere!

Sir-Ex · 10-03-2011, 05:29 PM

All this talk of pooping reminds me I used to shit squatting, but then I stopped when I moved back in the with my folks for a bit because the family was weirded out by it. But now that I'm back on my own the last couple months, maybe I should resume.

To squat or not to squat?
That is the question.

Buds Bundy · 10-05-2011, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SageTree

Ah man! The disabled one was the clean one!

It's really freaking funny to even be able to HAVE this conversation!

heck to the yeah

i always used to use that washroom when i needed to go bad with no toilet paper

now theyve fucked it up for all the socially anxious shitters

09-27-2011, 05:57 AM	#43 (permalink)
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09-30-2011, 05:09 AM	#44 (permalink)
Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,653 Thanks: 2,760 Thanked 1,316 Times in 943 Posts	yesterday blew nuts bc when I was @ the store buying groceries it stormed. It got really windy and blew a cart into my truck. Fuckin broke my taillight...ffffffuu uuuu __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

10-01-2011, 12:24 AM	#45 (permalink)
Buds Bundy Pervert Gentleman Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Vansterdam Posts: 626 Thanks: 99 Thanked 207 Times in 120 Posts	I CAN'T FIND MY BANK CARD! __________________ Beautiful British Columbia: Home of the Greenest Trees and the Furriest Beavers

10-01-2011, 07:24 AM	#46 (permalink)
Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,653 Thanks: 2,760 Thanked 1,316 Times in 943 Posts	Now I know the rest of the story from tka __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

10-01-2011, 11:35 AM	#47 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	Today kinda sucks because it's cloudy and cold outside, my bank fees brought me to 10 bucks below the amount I needed to pay rent, so they're gonna charge me $25 extra for not paying the full amount on time, my chequeing account too got brought down to negative $10 balance so I have NO money at all for the next 9 days, which means I have to walk an hour and a half to work, to and from each shift until I can afford some bus tickets, plus I have no weed, booze, cigarettes, coffee, tea, milk - ANY sort of regular comfort vice - I have just enough healthy food to feed my daughter, which means personally I'll be living off rice and some old pancake mix for the next 9 days. This would all be okay with me... if i had some weed. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

09-26-2011, 04:16 PM	#41 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,121 Thanks: 905 Thanked 496 Times in 368 Posts	lol it never is

10-02-2011, 10:41 AM	#48 (permalink)
Buds Bundy Pervert Gentleman Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Vansterdam Posts: 626 Thanks: 99 Thanked 207 Times in 120 Posts	i wouldnt say today sucks because its only ten 49 am but this moment sucks because i have to shit but i dont have TP __________________ Beautiful British Columbia: Home of the Greenest Trees and the Furriest Beavers

10-02-2011, 11:44 AM	#49 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	So? Just take your shit and shower off after. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

10-03-2011, 02:46 PM	#51 (permalink)
Buds Bundy Pervert Gentleman Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Vansterdam Posts: 626 Thanks: 99 Thanked 207 Times in 120 Posts	LOL i went over to the dollar daze cause i scrounged enough for one roll didnt have enough for more than one i was gonna shit inside the mall but they lock the disabled bathroom now but now all is well as i now have 24 rolls of toilet shitwipe __________________ Beautiful British Columbia: Home of the Greenest Trees and the Furriest Beavers

10-03-2011, 04:07 PM	#52 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,121 Thanks: 905 Thanked 496 Times in 368 Posts	fucking chemistry

10-03-2011, 05:29 PM	#54 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	All this talk of pooping reminds me I used to shit squatting, but then I stopped when I moved back in the with my folks for a bit because the family was weirded out by it. But now that I'm back on my own the last couple months, maybe I should resume. To squat or not to squat? That is the question. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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