I learned God's favorite word today...

**Bearsy** · 04-19-2009, 04:20 PM

**Mafoo** · 04-19-2009, 04:30 PM

omg!

lulz delivered

Grieves · 04-19-2009, 04:31 PM

Of course it is...how do you think he's supposed to get new followers...Only people with no other options would believe that bs...

**farmergiles** · 04-19-2009, 04:52 PM

pacman · 04-19-2009, 07:26 PM

lol skeet skeet

myxomatosis · 04-19-2009, 07:29 PM

Hahaha, not sure how you could have put that up and not chuckled at it.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-19-2009, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farmergiles

I keep expecting this little purple guy to puke for some reason... but he won't.

Grieves · 04-19-2009, 07:33 PM

I always think of it as a disapproving yell, it just doesn't scream lol to me...

Black · 04-19-2009, 07:34 PM

in the year 2020 god will smoke weed for the first time, realize his name spelled backwards is dog and laugh for 10 000 years

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-19-2009, 07:36 PM

...

myxomatosis · 04-19-2009, 07:40 PM

cantSEEme · 04-19-2009, 07:42 PM

booooooooooooooooooo !

pacman · 04-19-2009, 07:46 PM

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-19-2009, 07:48 PM

i'm embarrassed that he even posted that.

myxomatosis · 04-19-2009, 08:30 PM

The SARS Volta · 04-19-2009, 08:48 PM

a baptist church near my house always has memorable bulletin messages on their sign,
in a bad way.
from a few i remember:
"what if God was one of us?"
(...just a stranger on the bus!)
"Stop, drop and pray"
maybe that's what fundie christian kids are told to do rather than stop/drop/roll if they catch on fire?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-19-2009, 08:54 PM

i think those are meant to be funny. not literal.

The SARS Volta · 04-19-2009, 08:55 PM

but they weren't, that's my point.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-19-2009, 08:57 PM

how could you even know that
?

UNLESS YOU WERE A BIBLE THUMPER!

BIBLE THUMPER! BIBLE THUMPER!

Cerebro · 04-19-2009, 08:59 PM

a church i grew up near was something like
her lady - the perpetual succor

04-19-2009, 04:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	omg! lulz delivered __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

04-19-2009, 04:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	Of course it is...how do you think he's supposed to get new followers...Only people with no other options would believe that bs... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

04-19-2009, 04:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In My Fire Engine Posts: 7,134 Thanks: 2,040 Thanked 3,167 Times in 2,191 Posts	__________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness *Fuck the Monkeys*

04-19-2009, 07:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	Hahaha, not sure how you could have put that up and not chuckled at it. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

04-19-2009, 07:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	I always think of it as a disapproving yell, it just doesn't scream lol to me... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

04-19-2009, 07:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	lol skeet skeet

04-19-2009, 07:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
Black YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 725 Thanks: 314 Thanked 287 Times in 184 Posts	in the year 2020 god will smoke weed for the first time, realize his name spelled backwards is dog and laugh for 10 000 years __________________ formality known as higherlearner84, la coka nostra and finding balance.

04-19-2009, 07:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	... __________________

04-19-2009, 07:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	__________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

04-19-2009, 07:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	booooooooooooooooooo !

04-19-2009, 07:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts

04-19-2009, 07:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	i'm embarrassed that he even posted that. __________________

04-19-2009, 08:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	__________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

04-19-2009, 08:54 PM	#17 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	i think those are meant to be funny. not literal. __________________

04-19-2009, 08:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	how could you even know that ? UNLESS YOU WERE A BIBLE THUMPER! BIBLE THUMPER! BIBLE THUMPER! __________________

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