Fuck em & chuck em(Raw dog & bail)

TheGrandPuba · 05-04-2009, 01:48 PM

This thread is pretty much to bash women... and let them know they deserve to be fucked and forgotten.

I thought about putting this in G&S but fuck that, flame on niggas!

So anytime I meet a chick and act like a total dick they always end up fucking me.

With the last girl I met I made the mistake of being nice to her and telling her how much I liked her, now it looks like I'm not gonna get any pussy...

Fuck a bitch.

Waves · 05-04-2009, 01:50 PM

indeed, the asshole seeking ways of the female is well documented throughout history.

whatever you do, dont treat her human.

slapstick · 05-04-2009, 01:51 PM

*long rant about girl problems, sexual frustration and identity crisis*
in closing
*an heros*

Grieves · 05-04-2009, 01:52 PM

**SageTree** · 05-04-2009, 02:34 PM

Never had problems with treating anyone well, and with respect.

Sorry things are satisfying you. I hope you find relief.

Über King · 05-04-2009, 02:35 PM

i killed the wife last night. i thought she was asking for the impaler, but really she needed her inhaler.

myxomatosis · 05-04-2009, 02:38 PM

Ugh.

**SageTree** · 05-04-2009, 02:38 PM

wa wa nice UK~!!

my_scatterheart · 05-04-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGrandPuba

TheGrandPuba
amateur gynecologist

Explains it.

**SageTree** · 05-04-2009, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

Explains it.

Ladies you are making me laugh with giddy truths....I'm glad you said it.

TheGrandPuba · 05-04-2009, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turmaline

OUCH!

Sounds to me like you are less than a minute man, hence the hatred towards women.

I feel sorry for the women who have had to have no sex with you.

Hey! I'm pretty good when I'm drunk. Sometimes I can't even cum and I just go til I'm bored/ her arse hole is sore.

The Rev · 05-04-2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Über King

i killed the wife last night. i thought she was asking for the impaler, but really she needed her inhaler.

I hate it when that happens.

The Rev

notepad · 05-04-2009, 05:01 PM

I approve the dog and split.

gs up hos down.

Black · 05-04-2009, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Über King

i killed the wife last night. i thought she was asking for the impaler, but really she needed her inhaler.

Über King · 05-04-2009, 05:36 PM

man goes to the library, and asks for a book called 'psycho the rapist'. The librarian goes off and checks, she comes back and says its called 'Psycho therapist' you think cunt.

thats right, im on fire tonight.

**SageTree** · 05-04-2009, 05:39 PM

These are the jokes folks!

Goodnite everybody!

Charley Phogg · 05-05-2009, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Über King

man goes to the library, and asks for a book called 'psycho the rapist'. The librarian goes off and checks, she comes back and says its called 'Psycho therapist' you think cunt.

thats right, im on fire tonight.

Reminds me of Arrested Development. Tobias describes his job as an analyst/therapist....
Or, an Analrapist for short.

bongobongo · 05-05-2009, 10:02 AM

usually when i raw dog and bail the girls show up at my house at 2 in the morning acting all wierd the next week,m

I train my penis to make the pussy crave the scent

**Home Wrecker** · 05-05-2009, 11:21 AM

I think it is a bit more complicated than just acting like a dick all the time, but I wouldn't underestimate the attractiveness of some nice tragic character flaws.

**SageTree** · 05-05-2009, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bongobongo

I train my penis to make the pussy crave the scent

So your dick smells, is what you're saying?

05-04-2009, 01:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheGrandPuba amateur gynecologist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in my head Posts: 2,589 Thanks: 40 Thanked 59 Times in 38 Posts	Fuck em & chuck em(Raw dog & bail) This thread is pretty much to bash women... and let them know they deserve to be fucked and forgotten. I thought about putting this in G&S but fuck that, flame on niggas! So anytime I meet a chick and act like a total dick they always end up fucking me. With the last girl I met I made the mistake of being nice to her and telling her how much I liked her, now it looks like I'm not gonna get any pussy... Fuck a bitch.

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	indeed, the asshole seeking ways of the female is well documented throughout history. whatever you do, dont treat her human. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	long rant about girl problems, sexual frustration and identity crisis in closing an heros __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

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Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	__________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,612 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	Never had problems with treating anyone well, and with respect. Sorry things are satisfying you. I hope you find relief. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,502 Thanks: 34 Thanked 221 Times in 106 Posts	i killed the wife last night. i thought she was asking for the impaler, but really she needed her inhaler. __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://vimeo.com/user4038385/videos

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myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	Ugh. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,612 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	wa wa nice UK~!! __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 656 Thanked 313 Times in 161 Posts	I approve the dog and split. gs up hos down.

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Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,502 Thanks: 34 Thanked 221 Times in 106 Posts	man goes to the library, and asks for a book called 'psycho the rapist'. The librarian goes off and checks, she comes back and says its called 'Psycho therapist' you think cunt. thats right, im on fire tonight. __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://vimeo.com/user4038385/videos

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,612 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	These are the jokes folks! Goodnite everybody! __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 371 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	usually when i raw dog and bail the girls show up at my house at 2 in the morning acting all wierd the next week,m I train my penis to make the pussy crave the scent

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Home Wrecker material boy Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Ishmaelia Posts: 4,734 Thanks: 1,429 Thanked 787 Times in 394 Posts	I think it is a bit more complicated than just acting like a dick all the time, but I wouldn't underestimate the attractiveness of some nice tragic character flaws. __________________ "I gyve unto my wief my second best bed" -line from Shakespeare's will

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