What do you want on your tombstone?

Geeno · 05-11-2009, 10:40 PM

And no this isnt a 90's commercial reference.

I want mine to say

"Shamalama ding dong doggie bone"

K10 · 05-12-2009, 12:08 AM

I don't want a tombstone.....I want to be stuffed and preserved and sit on somebodies couch for ever.

Grieves · 05-12-2009, 01:04 AM

Here lies _______

Meh

Mescalito · 05-12-2009, 03:52 AM

This grave is for (depending on when you read it) the flesh and bones that Mr Matt used to call home. They helped keep him alive his whole life until one day they fucked up! 'Damn you, vessel of my soul!'. So in conclusion.. this tombstone was a waste of money and the effort it took to chisel this scripture out onto it was a waste of time.

Or my other favorite..

This tomb is a scam.

M

Lloydy · 05-12-2009, 04:06 AM

lol brb

badgoalie85 · 05-12-2009, 04:18 AM

Our fears don't prevent death they prevent life.

i'll think of something funny later when i get home from work

B. · 05-12-2009, 04:53 AM

dig here
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my_scatterheart · 05-12-2009, 06:28 AM

pepperoni, onions, peppers, olives, mushies.

Cerebro · 05-12-2009, 06:32 AM

nice^

verklingen · 05-12-2009, 06:35 AM

INFiNITE BEER!11!!!!1

Meth0d · 05-12-2009, 07:16 AM

A treasure map

al-Mu'akhkhir · 05-12-2009, 07:20 AM

"Picture me rollin'."

shai_hulud · 05-12-2009, 09:36 AM

h4x

pacman · 05-12-2009, 09:59 AM

Here lies Kevin, six feet under
he stole me wife, he stole me plunder

farmergiles · 05-12-2009, 10:02 AM

I don`t care really, I`d just as soon be in an unmarked grave but I lolled at Spike Milligan`s gravestone- "I told you I was ill".

bongobongo · 05-12-2009, 10:49 AM

I wanted to die having sex

Flamingnun · 05-12-2009, 11:28 AM

"Don't dig me up and rape me."

Über King · 05-12-2009, 11:48 AM

by the time you notice this notice you will notice that it was not worth noticing

cantSEEme · 05-12-2009, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

lol brb

lol! winnar.

mines going to say "we built this city..... we built this city..... we built this city on rock.. and.. roll."

TheGrandPuba · 05-12-2009, 02:07 PM

"Tombstones are a waste of fucking space"

Burn me and throw me into the river, or a fucking sewer for all I care.

05-12-2009, 12:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
K10 Lazy lightning Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: out in the cold rain and snow Posts: 3,142 Thanks: 133 Thanked 337 Times in 184 Posts	I don't want a tombstone.....I want to be stuffed and preserved and sit on somebodies couch for ever. __________________ Just because you tie dye your wool, doesn't mean you're not a sheep. R.I.P. Alice D.

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,107 Times in 1,708 Posts	Here lies _______ Meh __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,284 Thanks: 859 Thanked 906 Times in 443 Posts	This grave is for (depending on when you read it) the flesh and bones that Mr Matt used to call home. They helped keep him alive his whole life until one day they fucked up! 'Damn you, vessel of my soul!'. So in conclusion.. this tombstone was a waste of money and the effort it took to chisel this scripture out onto it was a waste of time. Or my other favorite.. This tomb is a scam. M

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05-12-2009, 02:07 PM	#20 (permalink)
TheGrandPuba amateur gynecologist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in my head Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 43 Thanked 59 Times in 38 Posts	"Tombstones are a waste of fucking space" Burn me and throw me into the river, or a fucking sewer for all I care.