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Old 05-12-2009, 07:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What Makes Men Different from Women

There are many things, but in the area of attitude, there is one fact that really stands out: a man will not only have sex with a woman he hates, he will have sex with her BECAUSE he hates her.

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Old 05-12-2009, 07:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2009, 07:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2009, 07:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2009, 08:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Men are men, women are whores.

Pretty much sums it up, I think there's probably some exceptions though.
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Old 05-12-2009, 08:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2009, 08:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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There are many things, but in the area of attitude, there is one fact that really stands out: a man will not only have sex with a woman he hates, he will have sex with her BECAUSE he hates her.

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Women do the same thing. Women will have sex with a man that hates her just to say "He didn't hate me last night when he was balls deep and screamin my name" Sex is meaningless to most nowadays male or female.
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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good find aurora.
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:54 PM   #15 (permalink)
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haha that was awesome Aurora. My favorites were:
Boys are policemen, Girls are metermaids
Boys fix things, Girls need things fixed
Boys invent things, Girls use what boys invent
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:39 PM   #17 (permalink)
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thers a couple different things that can spark hatred sex


ok one, obviously, is im not so hot chick pissed at hot boy for not looking in my direction ,but is horny enought o lower standards to said not so hot chick


two is the pissed fof all day at ur old lady sex for something that doesnt matter


three is the ol' pissed off at ur old lady, pissed off at her boyfriend angry wanna fuck it out sex


then theres the handy asshole to ur hottie sex that is usually boarderline sane, with a dash of charizard and blastoise
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