YaHooka Forums  

Go Back   YaHooka Forums > The Chronic Colloquials > Free For All
Home Register FAQ Social Groups Links Mark Forums Read

Free For All A place for thoughts and ideas that are out of place anywhere else.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rating: Thread Rating: 2 votes, 3.00 average. Display Modes
Old 05-23-2009, 01:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
YaHookan
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 15
Thanks: 0
Thanked 8 Times in 4 Posts
got in 2 fights th week

ok a couple nights ago i was leaving the liquor store when i saw some black guy tryin 2 steal my bike, it was chained to a rack and this fucking ass faggot was down on one knee trying to cut thru the chain with a hacksaw so i fucking ran over and yelled HEY BOY in a real angry voice then kicked him as hard as i could. he got up and ran away so it wasnt really much of a fight but i was still pissed abt him treying 2 take my fucing bike

then the next day i was on the bus and sitting up the back, this fuvcking faggot gets on with a redsox jearsey and and sits in the seat in front of me, i was bored so i started playing with my lighter, i sinnged one or 2 of his hairs gently but he must of smelled it or something cuz he turned around and was like WTF and punched me in the mouth, we both stood up real quick and started tussling, he grabbed me by the collar and i grabbed him wrists trying to stop him from throwing me , he was yelling about how i lit his hair on fire and we were both struggling and wrestling like hell and the fight went down the isle until we were up near the front of the bus, we were both swinging wildly and going crazy, finally the driver slammed on the brakes and he fell back and hit his head on a metal post, i then smacked him on the chin twice and he went down, the driver and some of the ppl on the bus came over to brake it up. i got kicked off the fucking bus and had to walk home because of that fuckwit
renegade is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 01:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
Yahoooooooooooooooooookan
 
burnt_hiphophead's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada
Posts: 787
Thanks: 106
Thanked 77 Times in 60 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by renegade View Post
ok a couple nights ago i was leaving the liquor store when i saw some black guy tryin 2 steal my bike, it was chained to a rack and this fucking ass faggot was down on one knee trying to cut thru the chain with a hacksaw so i fucking ran over and yelled HEY BOY in a real angry voice then kicked him as hard as i could. he got up and ran away so it wasnt really much of a fight but i was still pissed abt him treying 2 take my fucing bike

then the next day i was on the bus and sitting up the back, this fuvcking faggot gets on with a redsox jearsey and and sits in the seat in front of me, i was bored so i started playing with my lighter, i sinnged one or 2 of his hairs gently but he must of smelled it or something cuz he turned around and was like WTF and punched me in the mouth, we both stood up real quick and started tussling, he grabbed me by the collar and i grabbed him wrists trying to stop him from throwing me , he was yelling about how i lit his hair on fire and we were both struggling and wrestling like hell and the fight went down the isle until we were up near the front of the bus, we were both swinging wildly and going crazy, finally the driver slammed on the brakes and he fell back and hit his head on a metal post, i then smacked him on the chin twice and he went down, the driver and some of the ppl on the bus came over to brake it up. i got kicked off the fucking bus and had to walk home because of that fuckwit
quoted for the day shift. what a tough guy! Great storyteller too right?

tbh I just re-read your second paragraph, I drifted out at first and just focused on dude saying you lit his hair on fire, I missed the part where you actually lit his hair on fire. What the fuck were you expecting to happen? "Gently" burning hair is kind of a slippery slope
__________________
Wildcard, bitches! - Charlie Kelly

Quote:
Originally Posted by R1bal
my sister is a bartender and i bet you all the money you have i have been to her bar more times than you have been to every bar in your life
burnt_hiphophead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 01:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
The Worst
 
Grieves's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Interstate 8
Posts: 12,077
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 2,552
Thanked 3,107 Times in 1,708 Posts
You are a terrible person...First guy deserved it, but you crossed many many social lines on the bus...
__________________
"And no matter what they said
dollar is not your friend
and it's the feelings that are hard to know
are the feelings that all come slow

No matter what they said
dollar is not your friend
and these feelings that so hard to know
are the feelings that wont let go

No don't let go, till you find a home
World Unite and I'll love you forever"
Grieves is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 04:53 AM   #4 (permalink)
Posts: 32,562
 
Human-yo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wisconsin, USA
Posts: 4,364
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 83
Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts
hahahahahaha
__________________
Love,
Human
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Human-yo is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Human-yo For This Useful Post:
my_scatterheart (05-23-2009)
Old 05-23-2009, 05:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
bougeman
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 5,643
Thanks: 702
Thanked 1,512 Times in 1,067 Posts
A racist red neck idiot, just what we need more of.
stoneric is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 06:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
Today, I am alive.
 
my_scatterheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,565
Thanks: 1,486
Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by renegade View Post
i fucking ran over and yelled HEY BOY in a real angry voice then kicked him as hard as i could. he got up and ran away so it wasnt really much of a fight but i was still pissed abt him treying 2 take my fucing bike
Quote:
Originally Posted by renegade View Post
fuckwit
hahahahaha my sentiment exactly.
__________________
Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega
my_scatterheart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 07:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
Senator of Sativa
 
Meth0d's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In my Head
Posts: 2,113
Thanks: 9
Thanked 50 Times in 36 Posts
Dude if you burned my hair on the bus, or anywhere for that matter I'd have beat you silly, taken your lighter and burned a patch in your head.
__________________
-Life begins at 3am

Vive La Revolution :finger:

-My Rods and Cones are freakin out man!
Meth0d is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 07:43 AM   #8 (permalink)
Posts: 32,562
 
Human-yo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wisconsin, USA
Posts: 4,364
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 83
Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts
guys he burned his hair gently ok?
__________________
Love,
Human
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Human-yo is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Human-yo For This Useful Post:
Terry (12-26-2011)
Old 05-23-2009, 07:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
ancientbongmaster
 
mothernature's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 1,232
Thanks: 1,200
Thanked 809 Times in 487 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Meth0d View Post
Dude if you burned my hair on the bus, or anywhere for that matter I'd have beat you silly, taken your lighter and burned a patch in your head.
and it wouldn't be the head between your shoulders either.....
mothernature is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 08:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
Yahookan Zealot
 
Cerpin Taxt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 7,213
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 843
Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Human-yo View Post
guys he burned his hair gently ok?




Renegade, I'm sorry you are so unhappy in life...
__________________
Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize.

"All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience."
-Alan Watts
Cerpin Taxt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 08:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
life is music
 
myxomatosis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: between a pair of headphones
Posts: 3,917
Thanks: 1,026
Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts
What a moron.
__________________
oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird
and why can't that always be
tossing aside from your birches crown
just enough dark to see
how you're the light over me

last.fm
blog deal (updated 12/22/11)
myxomatosis is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to myxomatosis For This Useful Post:
kamikazi89 (12-23-2011)
Old 05-23-2009, 08:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
loading user title..
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: subcutaneous layer
Posts: 2,236
Thanks: 121
Thanked 223 Times in 156 Posts
this is bullshit.

but the "HEY BOY" was funny....

if true, who the hell burns a strangers hair with a fuckin lighter...if someone did that to me i would have eaten their eyeballs off their face...

sitting "up the back" on the bus is just retarded too...who the fuck says something like that.
__________________
Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"
Kishar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 08:49 AM   #13 (permalink)
Yahookan
 
farmergiles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sick of the hatred and the lies
Posts: 7,793
Thanks: 2,280
Thanked 3,745 Times in 2,550 Posts
Lols, thrown to the wolves of FFA.
__________________
Cultivate a stoic calmness
Fuck the Monkeys

Every Kind of Vice
farmergiles is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 08:58 AM   #14 (permalink)
dick 'slyde' hyde
 
notepad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: above the clouds
Posts: 2,026
Thanks: 821
Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts
Hahahahahaha.

Also, the dude wearing a red sox jersey DEFINITELY deserved it.

You don't just wear something like that if you aren't a huge douche.
notepad is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to notepad For This Useful Post:
fenderbender (12-26-2011)
Old 05-23-2009, 09:22 AM   #15 (permalink)
Toker
 
Silverleaf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: in the wild
Posts: 508
Thanks: 222
Thanked 77 Times in 52 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kishar View Post
i would have eaten their eyeballs off their face
not cool, man.
__________________


Silverleaf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 10:34 AM   #16 (permalink)
ognob
 
bongobongo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: \D:/
Posts: 349
Thanks: 407
Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts
dude,


what the fuck does gently burning even mean
bongobongo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 11:50 AM   #17 (permalink)
Vem Para Ficar
 
al-Mu'akhkhir's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: in some pussy
Posts: 3,203
Thanks: 500
Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by bongobongo View Post
dude,


what the fuck does gently burning even mean
what hitler did to the jewz.
__________________
al-Mu'akhkhir is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to al-Mu'akhkhir For This Useful Post:
Terry (12-26-2011)
Old 05-23-2009, 12:05 PM   #18 (permalink)
ognob
 
bongobongo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: \D:/
Posts: 349
Thanks: 407
Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts
lol, faggoted!^
bongobongo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 12:08 PM   #19 (permalink)
Vem Para Ficar
 
al-Mu'akhkhir's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: in some pussy
Posts: 3,203
Thanks: 500
Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts
well played...
__________________
al-Mu'akhkhir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2009, 02:07 PM   #20 (permalink)
Duderino
 
Waves's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: chiburbs
Posts: 15,405
Thanks: 991
Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts
lol
Waves is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 03:14 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0
Inactive Reminders By Icora Web Design