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Old 05-23-2009, 02:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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got in 2 fights th week

ok a couple nights ago i was leaving the liquor store when i saw some black guy tryin 2 steal my bike, it was chained to a rack and this fucking ass faggot was down on one knee trying to cut thru the chain with a hacksaw so i fucking ran over and yelled HEY BOY in a real angry voice then kicked him as hard as i could. he got up and ran away so it wasnt really much of a fight but i was still pissed abt him treying 2 take my fucing bike

then the next day i was on the bus and sitting up the back, this fuvcking faggot gets on with a redsox jearsey and and sits in the seat in front of me, i was bored so i started playing with my lighter, i sinnged one or 2 of his hairs gently but he must of smelled it or something cuz he turned around and was like WTF and punched me in the mouth, we both stood up real quick and started tussling, he grabbed me by the collar and i grabbed him wrists trying to stop him from throwing me , he was yelling about how i lit his hair on fire and we were both struggling and wrestling like hell and the fight went down the isle until we were up near the front of the bus, we were both swinging wildly and going crazy, finally the driver slammed on the brakes and he fell back and hit his head on a metal post, i then smacked him on the chin twice and he went down, the driver and some of the ppl on the bus came over to brake it up. i got kicked off the fucking bus and had to walk home because of that fuckwit
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Old 05-23-2009, 02:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ok a couple nights ago i was leaving the liquor store when i saw some black guy tryin 2 steal my bike, it was chained to a rack and this fucking ass faggot was down on one knee trying to cut thru the chain with a hacksaw so i fucking ran over and yelled HEY BOY in a real angry voice then kicked him as hard as i could. he got up and ran away so it wasnt really much of a fight but i was still pissed abt him treying 2 take my fucing bike

then the next day i was on the bus and sitting up the back, this fuvcking faggot gets on with a redsox jearsey and and sits in the seat in front of me, i was bored so i started playing with my lighter, i sinnged one or 2 of his hairs gently but he must of smelled it or something cuz he turned around and was like WTF and punched me in the mouth, we both stood up real quick and started tussling, he grabbed me by the collar and i grabbed him wrists trying to stop him from throwing me , he was yelling about how i lit his hair on fire and we were both struggling and wrestling like hell and the fight went down the isle until we were up near the front of the bus, we were both swinging wildly and going crazy, finally the driver slammed on the brakes and he fell back and hit his head on a metal post, i then smacked him on the chin twice and he went down, the driver and some of the ppl on the bus came over to brake it up. i got kicked off the fucking bus and had to walk home because of that fuckwit
quoted for the day shift. what a tough guy! Great storyteller too right?

tbh I just re-read your second paragraph, I drifted out at first and just focused on dude saying you lit his hair on fire, I missed the part where you actually lit his hair on fire. What the fuck were you expecting to happen? "Gently" burning hair is kind of a slippery slope
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Old 05-23-2009, 02:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You are a terrible person...First guy deserved it, but you crossed many many social lines on the bus...
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Old 05-23-2009, 06:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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A racist red neck idiot, just what we need more of.
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Old 05-23-2009, 07:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i fucking ran over and yelled HEY BOY in a real angry voice then kicked him as hard as i could. he got up and ran away so it wasnt really much of a fight but i was still pissed abt him treying 2 take my fucing bike
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hahahahaha my sentiment exactly.
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Old 05-23-2009, 08:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Dude if you burned my hair on the bus, or anywhere for that matter I'd have beat you silly, taken your lighter and burned a patch in your head.
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guys he burned his hair gently ok?
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Old 05-23-2009, 08:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Dude if you burned my hair on the bus, or anywhere for that matter I'd have beat you silly, taken your lighter and burned a patch in your head.
and it wouldn't be the head between your shoulders either.....
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Old 05-23-2009, 09:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2009, 09:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
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this is bullshit.

but the "HEY BOY" was funny....

if true, who the hell burns a strangers hair with a fuckin lighter...if someone did that to me i would have eaten their eyeballs off their face...

sitting "up the back" on the bus is just retarded too...who the fuck says something like that.
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Old 05-23-2009, 09:49 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2009, 09:58 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Hahahahahaha.

Also, the dude wearing a red sox jersey DEFINITELY deserved it.

You don't just wear something like that if you aren't a huge douche.
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:22 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:34 AM   #16 (permalink)
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what the fuck does gently burning even mean
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Old 05-23-2009, 12:50 PM   #17 (permalink)
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what the fuck does gently burning even mean
what hitler did to the jewz.
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:05 PM   #18 (permalink)
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lol, faggoted!^
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:08 PM   #19 (permalink)
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