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Old 05-23-2009, 05:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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another idea.

so about being polygamous.

lets say hypothetically i could get about 100grand saved up to buy some sweet ass farmland out west somewhere. I would get about 500 wives. I would build some sort of compound like...something rudimentary to house the wives and the coming children.

500 wives x 4 children each = 2000 children workers to tend the fields for free.

its perfect.
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Old 05-23-2009, 06:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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so about being polygamous.

lets say hypothetically i could get about 100grand saved up to buy some sweet ass farmland out west somewhere. I would get about 500 wives. I would build some sort of compound like...something rudimentary to house the wives and the coming children.

500 wives x 4 children each = 2000 children workers to tend the fields for free.

its perfect.

could you imagine 4002 stinky rob kelly feet in one location it would be like biological warfare ...the governor would have to declare a state of emergency, all life forms in a 20 mile radius would die within days.
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Old 05-23-2009, 09:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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too bad your a faggot and you would never get 500 woman to get near your dick, or sperm...
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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looks like the banhammer was swung.
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dude, if you lived out on a farm ur feet would look 10X more nasty then they are now, and your feet are fucking goblin feet rob NASty
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Old 05-23-2009, 02:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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so did rob get banned this morning or what
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wtf 500 wives?

u would need 500 kitchenz...
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i think its already been done, but they called it some sort of religious compound
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I just read that and by the time I was done I was already thinking about something else and forgot what I was reading.

Thanks for the entertainment...


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whats up with his feet?? please, do tell.
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They're not right.
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Old 05-24-2009, 11:50 AM   #15 (permalink)
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yeah i just found the pic. wtf. i would not marry that crazy ass gigantic foot no matter how much money or land it had. no offense. it might cut my leg in bed at night and i dont remember when my last tetnus shot was....

good idea though, rob.
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