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Old 05-26-2009, 10:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Patching a hole in a leather couch

So my parents have been out of state for 6 months while I live it up in their crib.

Just last week I was smoking hash when I passed out and the bowl rolled over and burned a little hole in a leather couch cushion.

Suggestions?
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Old 05-26-2009, 10:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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fall asleep and piss on it
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Old 05-26-2009, 11:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i was going to say bust a nut on it and then stick some tissue to it.
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Old 05-26-2009, 11:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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not much you can do to leather. i think they sell fake polymer shit that you can repair cuts or scratches in the leather, but a hole might be too big to patch with that stuff
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Old 05-26-2009, 11:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i think they make some kind of paste you can put on it and it hardens up like leather

idk man you lucky the whole couch didnt catch fire lol
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Old 05-26-2009, 11:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2009, 11:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Turn it over if you can.
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Old 05-26-2009, 01:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2009, 01:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^A lot of leather couches aren't made in a way that allows flipping of teh cushions.
Also, if he can flip it, chances are its worn in one way, and the parentals will immediately flip it and be like wtf dude?
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Old 05-26-2009, 01:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Just tell them you dropped a cigarette on the couch by accident. Hopefully, they don't hate you like my parents and will pay for it themselves.
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Old 05-26-2009, 01:42 PM   #11 (permalink)
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try to convince them that it was already there or that they did it lol
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Old 05-26-2009, 02:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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you gotta stay up all night watching infomercials and wait for that one leather repair joint. or you could do it the hard way and google 'leather repair joint'.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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you did not just say that

anyway i have one tool and one tool only that will fix anything

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Old 05-26-2009, 03:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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burn the house down, blame it on an electrical fire, and theyll never have to find out about the couch
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:21 PM   #16 (permalink)
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gaffers tape ftw.


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Old 05-26-2009, 06:41 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i think the suggestion of making them think they did it is a good one...hold your ground and don't be defensive when they find it...tell them you have no fucking idea what happened
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:16 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:48 PM   #20 (permalink)
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^ DUDE what the fuck are you on...i want some lmao ...your a fucking NUT!!
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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

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