Patching a hole in a leather couch

Geeno · 05-26-2009, 10:58 AM

So my parents have been out of state for 6 months while I live it up in their crib.

Just last week I was smoking hash when I passed out and the bowl rolled over and burned a little hole in a leather couch cushion.

Suggestions?

Lloydy · 05-26-2009, 10:58 AM

fall asleep and piss on it

Dr. Drew · 05-26-2009, 11:00 AM

i was going to say bust a nut on it and then stick some tissue to it.

**Mafoo** · 05-26-2009, 11:09 AM

not much you can do to leather. i think they sell fake polymer shit that you can repair cuts or scratches in the leather, but a hole might be too big to patch with that stuff

dubtrice · 05-26-2009, 11:10 AM

i think they make some kind of paste you can put on it and it hardens up like leather

idk man you lucky the whole couch didnt catch fire lol

my_scatterheart · 05-26-2009, 11:14 AM

Picture please

Kompressor · 05-26-2009, 11:14 AM

Turn it over if you can.

Mr. Poatheed · 05-26-2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kompressor

turn it over if you can.

+1

my_scatterheart · 05-26-2009, 01:35 PM

^A lot of leather couches aren't made in a way that allows flipping of teh cushions.
Also, if he can flip it, chances are its worn in one way, and the parentals will immediately flip it and be like wtf dude?

osirus2020 · 05-26-2009, 01:38 PM

Just tell them you dropped a cigarette on the couch by accident. Hopefully, they don't hate you like my parents and will pay for it themselves.

**~~wiseco~~** · 05-26-2009, 01:42 PM

Quit smoking hash?

dubtrice · 05-26-2009, 01:43 PM

try to convince them that it was already there or that they did it

lol

Burner of trees · 05-26-2009, 02:24 PM

you gotta stay up all night watching infomercials and wait for that one leather repair joint. or you could do it the hard way and google 'leather repair joint'.

Waves · 05-26-2009, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wiseco

Quit smoking hash?

you did not just say that

anyway i have one tool and one tool only that will fix anything

ionlylooklazy · 05-26-2009, 03:19 PM

burn the house down, blame it on an electrical fire, and theyll never have to find out about the couch

Roach · 05-26-2009, 03:21 PM

gaffers tape ftw.

or

Leather Repair Kits - Do it yourself leather repair products for furniture auto just about anything leather or vinyl

Kishar · 05-26-2009, 06:41 PM

i think the suggestion of making them think they did it is a good one...hold your ground and don't be defensive when they find it...tell them you have no fucking idea what happened

burnt_hiphophead · 05-26-2009, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wiseco

quit smoking hash?

-1

bongobongo · 05-26-2009, 07:31 PM

nah dude patch it with glue

ya with glue!!!

ya dude with glue

NO FUCK GLUE YOU CUNT

FUCKIGN TRICK ASS WEAK ASS SUCKA ASSS EAT IT EAT

EAT IT BABY OIIIIIIIIIIII

OH YAAAA PATCH MY LEATHER FUCK YA

OH

MY

GOD

Kishar · 05-26-2009, 07:48 PM

^ DUDE what the fuck are you on...i want some lmao

...your a fucking NUT!!

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,647 Times in 1,697 Posts	not much you can do to leather. i think they sell fake polymer shit that you can repair cuts or scratches in the leather, but a hole might be too big to patch with that stuff __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	^A lot of leather couches aren't made in a way that allows flipping of teh cushions. Also, if he can flip it, chances are its worn in one way, and the parentals will immediately flip it and be like wtf dude? __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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dubtrice Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA Posts: 408 Thanks: 87 Thanked 55 Times in 41 Posts	i think they make some kind of paste you can put on it and it hardens up like leather idk man you lucky the whole couch didnt catch fire lol

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~~wiseco~~ Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Banned because ASG is a hypocrytical fat bitch who can't back her shit up Posts: 3,189 Thanks: 65 Thanked 70 Times in 52 Posts	Quit smoking hash?

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dubtrice Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA Posts: 408 Thanks: 87 Thanked 55 Times in 41 Posts	try to convince them that it was already there or that they did it lol

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Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,897 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 120 Times in 59 Posts	you gotta stay up all night watching infomercials and wait for that one leather repair joint. or you could do it the hard way and google 'leather repair joint'. __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

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ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4,045 Thanks: 56 Thanked 558 Times in 292 Posts	burn the house down, blame it on an electrical fire, and theyll never have to find out about the couch

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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,166 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 1,984 Times in 1,507 Posts	gaffers tape ftw. or Leather Repair Kits - Do it yourself leather repair products for furniture auto just about anything leather or vinyl __________________ לזיין את הקופים

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Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,236 Thanks: 121 Thanked 223 Times in 156 Posts	i think the suggestion of making them think they did it is a good one...hold your ground and don't be defensive when they find it...tell them you have no fucking idea what happened __________________ Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

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bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 349 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	nah dude patch it with glue ya with glue!!! ya dude with glue NO FUCK GLUE YOU CUNT FUCKIGN TRICK ASS WEAK ASS SUCKA ASSS EAT IT EAT EAT IT BABY OIIIIIIIIIIII OH YAAAA PATCH MY LEATHER FUCK YA OH MY GOD

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Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,236 Thanks: 121 Thanked 223 Times in 156 Posts	^ DUDE what the fuck are you on...i want some lmao ...your a fucking NUT!! __________________ Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR" Last edited by Kishar; 05-26-2009 at 07:51 PM.

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