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Old 06-07-2009, 07:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What is the nastiest thing you have eaten/drank?

For me, it was a can of coke I mistook for my own that contained:
-Spit
-Roaches/Ash
-Gum
-Mold

I pulled the trigger with moderate success.
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The nastiest thing ive seen someone drink was...

a warm,1/4 of a 32oz miller high life, containing 3 large loogies, 3 cigarette butts, 3 matches, ashes and probably some trash

Dude wanted a beer bad... he acted like nothing happened after he drank it, but he knew... oh he knew.... he got up out of his chair and went to the bathroom, while he was gone we saw a fresh brown stain on the chair, he came back 10 minutes, wet, later looking like he had just pissed all over himself and wanted everyone to go drink and walk with him outside... when we got outside my homie noticed a fat tear on the back of his pants and you could see dudes balls hanging... we walked to the store with him to get some more beer and told him about the tear, the stain, the piss and the beer when we got back LOL havent seen the guy since then

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Old 06-07-2009, 07:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hey cerpin, you see the one where he was in the desert? he found some snake skin, pissed inside of it, carried it for a while then drank it... "nothing like snake innards and piss"
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Bear is awesome.
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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this should be a decent thread... I remember once I opened a can of coke, last can in the pack, and took a huge glug.

But there was something in the can. There was something in the glug. So I spit it out. Looked like a big ball of mold or something to me... I stopped drinking soda for a few months after that..
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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For me, it was a can of coke I mistook for my own that contained:
-Spit
-Roaches/Ash
-Gum
-Mold

I pulled the trigger with moderate success.
exact same thing happened to me at when i was like 8-yrs-old @ my cousin's bat mitzvah. ick.

another bad one was this nasty dinner one of my baby sitters made when i was little.. she took like all these thanksgiving leftovers and made spaghetti with it... like squash, turnips, turkey, brussels sprouts, a bit of stuffing and other random shit mixed with spaghetti... yucky. heaved it up all over the walls in the 'nap room' and got beat with a wooden spoon
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Old 06-07-2009, 07:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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this should be a decent thread... I remember once I opened a can of coke, last can in the pack, and took a huge glug.

But there was something in the can. There was something in the glug. So I spit it out. Looked like a big ball of mold or something to me... I stopped drinking soda for a few months after that..
a few months?? not a few seconds? hahaha
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 06-07-2009, 07:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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nah i didnt finish the can. who knows what else was stewing in there.
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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eww thats a lawsuit
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hahaha-- i love how in that 'man vs wild' vid, buddy's clearly grossed out/not enjoying the first couple grubs and goes on to eat more.. and then when he eats the big effer that splurges on him [which made me fall off my chair laughing/in disgust/disbelief] and is all like 'that's fucking gross' and he continues to chew/swallow it.. hahahah like why not spit it out if you're going to say it's the nastiest shit you've eaten??
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
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Old 06-07-2009, 07:37 PM   #13 (permalink)
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^ he's more awe-inspiring than chuck norris.

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Tea brewed from peruvian torch cactus. The first time i drank that stuff i knew i would never willingly ingest anything worse tasting than that. I have since drank it and it was a bit more bearable but still horrible. The best trick me and my friends have found to drinking the stuff is to:

plug your nose, take a couple sips(generally anymore than 1-3 gulps and you will gag and perhaps vomit), keep the nose plugged, wash your mouth out with water, eat a small piece of bacon

Im not sure if its the saltyness of the bacon or what, but it surprisingly covered up the after taste of the cactus tea very well. Even though it tastes so nasty i will still drink the tea in the future, for the cactus experience. It's my favorite drug.
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smoked- a fucking bowl of weed with little glass road beads in it.
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hey now survivorman eats the same things in the australia episode.

c'mon now cerpin you should be repping the canadian survivordude
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well it hink ivetold this story in the nasty story thread.


but once i was driving around with my girl, next thing let to another she was giving me head while driving. finished up, i had a cup with water in the tray and she spit my load in there, lol. we went to pick up a buddy and smoked some bowl, we went into a caughing fit and without thinking grabbed the glass and downed it. lol, he looked up kind all weierd like "dude did you spit in this?"


and being the nice guy i am i said ya man, he got all grossed out bla bla bla


me and alyssa looked at each other and the look was priceless man, haha
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survivorman is legit. bear is a scam.

I puked at my aunts house after I took a bite of a cabbage roll she made. I can't even look at the damn things now without getting a pukey feeling of doom
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