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Old 06-08-2009, 02:49 PM   #41 (permalink)
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it doesn't have "more" to do with any step of the process. every step is essential
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Old 06-08-2009, 03:40 PM   #42 (permalink)
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^ but you just went there?

anyways yeah this shit is always funny and mildly awkward. you should've made him get really really baked with you and then reported back to us about all the weird shit old people do when they're high...


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My buddy's dad chills out and listens to Bob Marley.

EDIT: The fuck? Old people are just young people later in life. They do the same shit you and I do. Watch movies, eat food, etc.
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:28 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:31 PM   #44 (permalink)
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uh drew...i was messin with you...don't we all smoke weed god dammit
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whos to say I can't mess with you back my nig?
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Dr. Drew was pretty mellow, imo. Good info, non-bias answer. He gave healthy answers even for otherwise 'taboo' topics.
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:33 PM   #45 (permalink)
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daddy hides his weed use from his son because he is such a mooch!
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:36 PM   #46 (permalink)
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wow another retarted post from our favorite retarded yahookan; thank your for that great contribution.

i did not see that coming
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Old 06-08-2009, 05:09 PM   #47 (permalink)
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It makes me laugh, how we, on the one hand, say pot smoking is okay, but on the other hand, still kinda believe the bullshit. We're like athiests who used to have religion, who insist they don't believe in God, but get all nervous at the thought of pissing on a cross or something.



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Old 06-08-2009, 05:11 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:33 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:35 PM   #50 (permalink)
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i smoke with my dad all the time. hes a respiratory therapist. does anyone else find that ironic?
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:59 PM   #51 (permalink)
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i smoke with my dad all the time.
i bet you do more than that with your dad...

































...what? did i go too far....?

my bad.
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:02 PM   #52 (permalink)
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The weed situation today is sooooo much better. Yes, there was 'Panama Red', 'Acapulco Gold', and the like, but it was few and far between. At least for me and everyone I have ever met.

The commercial of yesterday seems to be a bit better than the mersh of today. The primo weed of both times is pretty much the same, only there's more really great pot now a days. woo hoo.


Now Kishar,
Since your own momma didn't teach you this, I guess being the 'old dishrag bitty' that I am, I must.

First of all, the proper term is biddy, not bitty. I assume you are calling me a fussy old woman, as opposed to something small. Therefore the first 'old' was redundant.

Most importantly, as long as you keep taking the bait, people are going to keep messing with you. It's never a slow night with you in the house.

The arm thing....well, you make it fun......
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:05 PM   #53 (permalink)
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i bet you do more than that with your dad...


...what? did i go too far....?

my bad.
um yeah. your pretty fucking nasty bro
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:06 PM   #54 (permalink)
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kishar runs with tail between his legs.

edit: directed towards mothernature
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Old 06-08-2009, 08:59 PM   #55 (permalink)
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The weed situation today is sooooo much better. Yes, there was 'Panama Red', 'Acapulco Gold', and the like, but it was few and far between. At least for me and everyone I have ever met.

The commercial of yesterday seems to be a bit better than the mersh of today. The primo weed of both times is pretty much the same, only there's more really great pot now a days. woo hoo.


Now Kishar,
Since your own momma didn't teach you this, I guess being the 'old dishrag bitty' that I am, I must.

First of all, the proper term is biddy, not bitty. I assume you are calling me a fussy old woman, as opposed to something small. Therefore the first 'old' was redundant.

Most importantly, as long as you keep taking the bait, people are going to keep messing with you. It's never a slow night with you in the house.

The arm thing....well, you make it fun......
wahahahaha
idk theres commercial headies these days in a lot of places. always as available and consistant as the garb
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Old 06-08-2009, 09:04 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2009, 04:56 AM   #57 (permalink)
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idk theres commercial headies these days in a lot of places. always as available and consistant as the garb
Huh? Can someone translate this into old-ese? headies? garb?


Which makes me think...does anyone else make up names for types of weed?

Like:

Maytag weed: weed that has been washed because you left your sack in your pocket. Has a remnant taste of soap.

Downtown brown: Brown, press, not very good, just ok.

Wall pot: This would be weed that is one step above immunity pot. Named after my friend John, who rented a storage place and went in and found weed all over the floor from where someone had processed bales. I know, I know....it should be called floor pot.....

Immunity weed: This is weed that when you take the first toke you think, "not too bad", but after that you never seem to get anything at all. This would be the worst in the world.
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:39 AM   #58 (permalink)
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this guy don...


sold the don chron.

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Old 06-09-2009, 09:22 AM   #59 (permalink)
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my dad smokes on the regular. infact the first time i smoked a four hundred dollar ounce was with him.
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Old 06-09-2009, 11:58 AM   #60 (permalink)
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stfu you old dishrag bitty i know that's directed towards me.
Well then maybe you shouldn't break any of your kid's bones you piece of shit.
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