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Old 06-12-2009, 04:53 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Life is like a vas deferens. When you're in it, you have high hopes for the future, but the odds are very high that you will just end up dead on a kleenex, like everyone else.



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Old 06-12-2009, 04:55 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 04:56 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:15 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Life is like a vas deferens. When you're in it, you have high hopes for the future, but the odds are very high that you will just end up dead on a kleenex, like everyone else.



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Old 06-12-2009, 08:53 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2009, 10:28 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Life is like scotch tape. It's all you have when you really need duct tape.



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Old 06-13-2009, 10:35 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Life is like a cell phone. You get charged extra for everything.

Life is like porn. Just when it starts getting good, it switches to a closeup of the dude's ass.

Life is like masturbation. It feels best when you take matters into your own hands.

Life is like soda. It's more about entertainment than good health.

Life is like the Jews. Just when it starts to get comfortable, Hitler comes along and fucks things up.

Life isn't like Weed. Life IS weed.



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Life is like a long, drawn out, disgusting experience. True.



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Old 06-13-2009, 10:39 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2009, 10:43 AM   #34 (permalink)
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It's not like a long drawn out disgusting experience (you valley girl, you!)


Life IS a long drawn out disgusting experience!
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Life is like a porcupine trapped in a washing machine. Not so quiet desperation.



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