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Old 06-18-2009, 04:17 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Brilliant!

I have some more.. soooo.. do mine do mine!

a remote control

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Old 06-18-2009, 06:01 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Brilliant!

I have some more.. soooo.. do mine do mine!

a remote control
Life is like a remote control. You'll be happier if you don't try to control it ALL the time.

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Old 06-18-2009, 08:31 PM   #63 (permalink)
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life is like a dirty diaper...
Life is like a dirty diaper. Changing it can be really hard.



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Old 06-18-2009, 09:04 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:07 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:28 PM   #66 (permalink)
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'death'

'a transformer'

'the movie point break'

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Old 06-30-2009, 01:02 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2009, 04:59 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:01 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Life is like a Transformer. There's more to it than meets the eye.

Life is like the movie, Point Break. It's all about the dead presidents.

Life is like the Rev. It's almost as better with alcohol as it is worse.



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Old 06-30-2009, 05:06 PM   #71 (permalink)
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'a bong'

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Life is like a bong. Just when you get really attached to it, it breaks.

Life is like a fleshlight. When it finally starts feeling good, you realize it isn't real.



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Old 06-30-2009, 05:13 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Life is like chewing holes in your face on drugs. It's only seems like a good idea because you're on drugs.



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Old 06-30-2009, 05:39 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:49 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Good shit man.

Do me.
Life is like Osirus2020. The only reason you're hearing compliments is because someone's looking for sex.



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Old 07-01-2009, 05:42 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Life is like a grilled cheese sandwich. Jesus is always there for you.



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Old 07-01-2009, 05:50 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Life is like a Transformer. There's more to it than meets the eye.

Life is like the movie, Point Break. It's all about the dead presidents.

Life is like the Rev. It's almost as better with alcohol as it is worse.



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lol... did I stump you man??? I WIN!!!!!!!!!!

life is like death... no one really understands it, and in the end, you're pretty much fucked
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Actually, I just missed it for some reason.

Can I still roll one out, or is time up?



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Life is like death. You only worry about it when it's ahead of you.



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