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Old 07-01-2009, 06:28 PM   #81 (permalink)
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So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say?
Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away?


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Old 07-01-2009, 06:49 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Life is like 2000lbs jdam. The meaning of both is a complete mystery to me.



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Old 07-01-2009, 06:50 PM   #83 (permalink)
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It's the future you worry about in life, not the past. As death goes, you only worry about it when you're alive. Once it's behind you, you don't care anymore.



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Old 07-01-2009, 06:52 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Life is like a grilled cheese sandwich. Jesus is always there for you.



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hahaha good one
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Old 07-01-2009, 07:23 PM   #85 (permalink)
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It's the future you worry about in life, not the past. As death goes, you only worry about it when you're alive. Once it's behind you, you don't care anymore.



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fucking deep bro. touche... touch fuckin che
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.. choose the ball, and you will join your mother in death

You don't understand my words... but you must choose..

So.. come boy... choose life or death
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Old 07-02-2009, 07:00 PM   #86 (permalink)
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meatspin?
Life is like meatspin. It's shocking, you can't look away, and sooner or later, you'll be declared officially gay.

(Or is that more like YaHooka than Life?)



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Old 07-02-2009, 11:27 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:45 AM   #88 (permalink)
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Life is like ramen noodles. Abundant, cheap, and loaded with shit that will kill you.



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Old 07-03-2009, 07:20 PM   #89 (permalink)
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i like this...

*light*
*sex*
*pubic hair*
*a three legged ballerina*
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:06 PM   #90 (permalink)
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i like this...

*light*
*sex*
*pubic hair*
*a three legged ballerina*
Life is like light. When it all goes dark, it's over.

Life is like sex. You can never get enough to stop needing it.

Life is like Pubic Hair. It's always getting between you and what you want.

Life is like a Three Legged Ballerina. Rarely as graceful as hoped for, but always fun to laugh at.



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Old 07-09-2009, 07:18 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Life is like waffles. A nigga just can't get enough.

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Old 07-09-2009, 07:32 PM   #92 (permalink)
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:49 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Life is like a Crusty Vagina. Once your in... you just cant wait to get out.
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:52 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2009, 03:56 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Every gay man I've ever known would love nothing more than to get butt raped without warning.
Seriously, if I wanted to I could just throw the next gay guy I come across right up against a wall and give him an anal assault and he wouldn't complain one bit.
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Old 09-01-2009, 04:13 AM   #96 (permalink)
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I like this thread!

Extra props for Rev's ability to keep the lulz flowing.

"SPAM" (as in the 'meat')
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Just look out around us, people fightin their wars...
They think they'll be happy when they've settled their scores...
Let's lay down our weapons
and hold us apart
be still for just a minute
try to open our hearts
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Old 09-01-2009, 07:58 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2009, 05:20 PM   #98 (permalink)
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I like this thread!

Extra props for Rev's ability to keep the lulz flowing.

"SPAM" (as in the 'meat')
There were a few that other people did, so I won't hit those...

Life is like SPAM. It comes in a decent enough package, but it turns out to be full of assholes.



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Old 09-01-2009, 05:21 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Thanks, man.



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Old 09-01-2009, 05:31 PM   #100 (permalink)
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