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Old 06-11-2009, 05:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Life is...
Name a thing, anything, and I will create a saying about life is like it.

(an idea I got while jacking Turm's "Little Sayings" thread).



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Old 06-11-2009, 05:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Dr. Drew was pretty mellow, imo. Good info, non-bias answer. He gave healthy answers even for otherwise 'taboo' topics.
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hmm... I can't think of a single thing with which you can't make a comparison to life... ill be back... to stump you
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It's not a bad thing. We all chubbed a little on that one. The Reps really needed to be called out on their obstructionist ways. It's like they're stuck in Gingrich mode, and can't get out. They really need to reinvent themselves, bring in some new people, and really REALLY become the party of self-reliance and small government they'd like us to believe they are. Right now, they just seem like a bunch of pies.
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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"
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grate job so far rev!~!!!11 good ones!!1
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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life - kind of like shooting yourself in the knee, not lethal enough to kill you, but painful enough to wish you were dead.
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I don't know, I think the popliteal artery could make you go out pretty quick.
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grate job so far rev!~!!!11 good ones!!1
he must have passed out or something.
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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"
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Life is like a turkish bathouse. If you want to save the money, you have to expect to be packed in with stinky hairy people.



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Old 06-12-2009, 03:48 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Life is like a man-purse. It often weighs you down, and makes you feel like a fool, but it's got everything you need right in there.



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Has to be a thing, sorry. Spontaneous is an adjective, which is a word that could describe life, but not actually BE like life.



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Huh?

Life is like Boris Yeltsin's pancreatic sidekick. No one really understands what the fuck it is, but it's always right there for you.



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