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Old 06-11-2009, 06:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Life is...
Name a thing, anything, and I will create a saying about life is like it.

(an idea I got while jacking Turm's "Little Sayings" thread).



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Old 06-11-2009, 06:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Dr. Drew was pretty mellow, imo. Good info, non-bias answer. He gave healthy answers even for otherwise 'taboo' topics.
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Old 06-11-2009, 06:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hmm... I can't think of a single thing with which you can't make a comparison to life... ill be back... to stump you
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Old 06-11-2009, 06:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's not a bad thing. We all chubbed a little on that one. The Reps really needed to be called out on their obstructionist ways. It's like they're stuck in Gingrich mode, and can't get out. They really need to reinvent themselves, bring in some new people, and really REALLY become the party of self-reliance and small government they'd like us to believe they are. Right now, they just seem like a bunch of pies.
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Old 06-11-2009, 06:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say?
Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away?


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Old 06-11-2009, 08:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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grate job so far rev!~!!!11 good ones!!1
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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life - kind of like shooting yourself in the knee, not lethal enough to kill you, but painful enough to wish you were dead.
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^the world that i gotta pay bills in is the real one.

The moment I get a bill in my dreams, it's over. Im divorcing my brain.
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I don't know, I think the popliteal artery could make you go out pretty quick.
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grate job so far rev!~!!!11 good ones!!1
he must have passed out or something.
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Life is like a turkish bathouse. If you want to save the money, you have to expect to be packed in with stinky hairy people.



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Life is like a man-purse. It often weighs you down, and makes you feel like a fool, but it's got everything you need right in there.



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Has to be a thing, sorry. Spontaneous is an adjective, which is a word that could describe life, but not actually BE like life.



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Huh?

Life is like Boris Yeltsin's pancreatic sidekick. No one really understands what the fuck it is, but it's always right there for you.



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