herpes

SublimeStylez · 06-11-2009, 07:19 PM

discuss.

Geeno · 06-11-2009, 07:25 PM

herpes is the new pink

Dr. Drew · 06-11-2009, 07:26 PM

sorry to hear that you have got teh herpz..
I have seen some commercials about it, you can still live a normal life. valtrex.

SublimeStylez · 06-11-2009, 07:28 PM

fuck that i dont have herpes i still got my v-card yo.

dubtrice · 06-11-2009, 07:44 PM

scabs

**Jimmycube** · 06-11-2009, 07:52 PM

herbsie had a nice case of the herpes going....her vagina looked like it had "Rudolph's" nose...well, noses i guess.

Xil · 06-11-2009, 08:28 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww w

(at jimmeh)

José · 06-11-2009, 08:44 PM

I've got herpes s1.

m0rb1d · 06-11-2009, 08:45 PM

4 lyfe b

**Jimmycube** · 06-11-2009, 10:21 PM

its not a party till somebody bring the herpes

**mothernature** · 06-12-2009, 03:54 AM

herpes is contagious.

herpes has no cure.

fever blisters/cold sores are called oral herpes. this is generally type1. 50%-80% of adult americans have this.

genital herpes is usually caused by the type 2 virus. usually. about 20% of adult americans have this.

you can get genital herpes from someone who has a cold sore, from oral sex. (this surprised me)

it can be dangerous for the infant, for a infected mother to give birth the regular way.

a person can be contagious without having any visible symptoms.

herpes is part of a family of 8 viruses which include chickenpox and shingles. there are no cures for any of them. when you get 'well', the virus is lying dormant in your nerves, waiting.

So depending on your definition of a virgin.....

Grieves · 06-12-2009, 03:55 AM

my herpes hangs out with the hiv...

The Rev · 06-12-2009, 03:57 PM

I once fucked a canary and got a bad case of Chirpees.

The Rev

José · 06-12-2009, 04:43 PM

my snake has herpes

Cerpin Taxt · 06-12-2009, 09:26 PM

It's been almost 3 months since I had unprotected sex with a fuck buddy whom I previously tested (3 months before, again) negative for everything with.

What are my odds of HIV or herpes?

Grieves · 06-13-2009, 01:33 AM

100%

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-13-2009, 02:02 AM

yeah you're fucked...

**mothernature** · 06-13-2009, 03:13 AM

Well, there is one STD that you might get Cerpin.....

It will show up about 6 months from now.

waaaaaaaa...daddy... ....waaaaaaaa....... .

Cerpin Taxt · 06-13-2009, 06:13 AM

I had convinced myself that I most likely had hiv for awhile after I got sick for 3 weeks and googled a shit ton of info on it..

Yeah, I know.

Once the mental link was made, it was anxietyville all the way.

Hypochondria FTL

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,107 Times in 1,708 Posts	my herpes hangs out with the hiv... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	I once fucked a canary and got a bad case of Chirpees. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	It's been almost 3 months since I had unprotected sex with a fuck buddy whom I previously tested (3 months before, again) negative for everything with. What are my odds of HIV or herpes? __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

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dubtrice Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA Posts: 408 Thanks: 87 Thanked 55 Times in 41 Posts	scabs

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José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	I've got herpes s1.

06-12-2009, 03:54 AM	#11 (permalink)
mothernature ancientbongmaster Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,232 Thanks: 1,200 Thanked 809 Times in 487 Posts	herpes is contagious. herpes has no cure. fever blisters/cold sores are called oral herpes. this is generally type1. 50%-80% of adult americans have this. genital herpes is usually caused by the type 2 virus. usually. about 20% of adult americans have this. you can get genital herpes from someone who has a cold sore, from oral sex. (this surprised me) it can be dangerous for the infant, for a infected mother to give birth the regular way. a person can be contagious without having any visible symptoms. herpes is part of a family of 8 viruses which include chickenpox and shingles. there are no cures for any of them. when you get 'well', the virus is lying dormant in your nerves, waiting. So depending on your definition of a virgin.....

06-12-2009, 04:43 PM	#14 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	my snake has herpes

06-13-2009, 01:33 AM	#16 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,107 Times in 1,708 Posts	100% __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	yeah you're fucked... __________________

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mothernature ancientbongmaster Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,232 Thanks: 1,200 Thanked 809 Times in 487 Posts	Well, there is one STD that you might get Cerpin..... It will show up about 6 months from now. waaaaaaaa...daddy... ....waaaaaaaa....... .

06-13-2009, 06:13 AM	#19 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	I had convinced myself that I most likely had hiv for awhile after I got sick for 3 weeks and googled a shit ton of info on it.. Yeah, I know. Once the mental link was made, it was anxietyville all the way. Hypochondria FTL __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

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