so i bought one of these

ionlylooklazy · 06-11-2009, 09:47 PM

Toto | Washlet

and i have to say, my life is considerably cleaner and happier

**SageTree** · 06-11-2009, 09:55 PM

how about the most refreshed you ever felt?

Xil · 06-11-2009, 09:57 PM

cool website

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 06-11-2009, 09:58 PM

Even oscillating modes?!?!?!?!

what happens if you're a guy and you push the frontal cleanser button?

fenderbender · 06-11-2009, 10:01 PM

i want one damn

how much money u drop?

dubtrice · 06-11-2009, 10:29 PM

hmm... idk... theres something about wiping my own ass that I find rewarding; vs. having it hosed off by a machine

Mull D · 06-11-2009, 10:37 PM

Very intriguing but there's one thing that bothers about it. Could a little piece of poop fall off and get into the nozzle?

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 06-11-2009, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by orangepeel

Very intriguing but there's one thing that bothers about it. Could a little piece of poop fall off and get into the nozzle?

or if it's on oscillating and you find out you aren't done so you have to try to doge it.

dubtrice · 06-11-2009, 11:03 PM

what happens when it doesnt wash everything off... or if you have the runs and it just washes it down your leg? you could be walking around covered in shit and not even know it!!

crookedhatinator45 · 06-11-2009, 11:46 PM

douche is douching

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 06-11-2009, 11:49 PM

I was expecting herbinator to either a) say that he invented it or b) he's had one for years.

Mr. Poatheed · 06-12-2009, 06:57 AM

Favorite part about my trip tp Japan right there. Some models have heated seats.

Bad dog · 06-12-2009, 07:12 AM

just buy a bidet hose or use a bottle of water.
a lot cheaper for the same thing

m0rb1d · 06-12-2009, 09:34 AM

wow, what a website lol

osirus2020 · 06-12-2009, 10:14 AM

What's funny is most people would really love that. Unfortunately, those same people are probably far to insecure to own one. The heated seat is brilliant. I have often times dreaded sitting down on that freezing cold toilet early in the morning.

crookedhatinator45 · 06-12-2009, 10:54 AM

i don't know what kind of toilet seats you all have been sitting down on, but mine are plastic of poly-something, and sure as hell not cold as fuck when i need to get down to the biznasss

osirus2020 · 06-12-2009, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

i don't know what kind of toilet seats you all have been sitting down on, but mine are plastic of poly-something, and sure as hell not cold as fuck when i need to get down to the biznasss

You probably just keep your house warmer than most of us. It's not cold inside in the winter, but it's comfortable to wear a sweater.

crookedhatinator45 · 06-12-2009, 10:59 AM

nah b, i like my house around 19-21 degrees [celsius] all yr round..

osirus2020 · 06-12-2009, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

nah b, i like my house around 19-21 degrees [celsius] all yr round..

So like, 65-70? I don't even know at my house. I think 70 is pretty warm, actually. 65 is probably tops what we hit in the winter.

ionlylooklazy · 06-12-2009, 11:32 AM

i got 69 in winter, 81 in summer

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