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**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 06-13-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

i don't work anymore... it would seem kind of pathetic to come crawling back to work just for a fleshlight.. no?

Just tell them that you know me, they'll understand.

msicidron · 06-13-2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by John F. Kerry

fleshlight is to flashlight as wiimote is to remote

so basically what youre saying is wiimote = remote + vag

makes sense..

maszac · 06-13-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AnimalLover420

Yeah I was just kidding. My vagina pwns a hand-held simulated vagina any day. But to the fleshlight's credit, it won't try to get you to load a bowl and participate in stoned post-sex cuddles either. So if that's not your cup of tea, I recommend the fleshlight over the AL420 model.

im thinking i like the interactivity of the AL420 model.

osirus2020 · 06-14-2009, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimalLover420

Yeah I was just kidding. My vagina pwns a hand-held simulated vagina any day. But to the fleshlight's credit, it won't try to get you to load a bowl and participate in stoned post-sex cuddles either. So if that's not your cup of tea, I recommend the fleshlight over the AL420 model.

You're hot enough that I wouldn't care.

The Rev · 06-14-2009, 10:08 AM

I could never get around the fact that I'm basically fucking a tube. Fleshlight = Fail.

The Rev

AnimalLover420 · 06-14-2009, 10:18 AM

Here's my question: Do you move the tube, like jacking off with it? Or do you hold the tube still while you thrust into it, like fucking it? Either way, it would be pretty comical to see someone gettin' busy with one. Bongo gives us video?

The Rev · 06-14-2009, 10:22 AM

If I have to watch a vid, I want it in black and white, and with that 50's announcer explaining it all, like the video from ADAA in Dodgeball.

YouTube - The 5 D's of Dodgeball

The Rev

Cerpin Taxt · 06-14-2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by osirus2020

You're hot enough that I wouldn't care.

Not a fan of stoned post-sex cuddles?

Tsk tsk tsk...

The Rev · 06-14-2009, 10:31 AM

Post sex cuddling can turn into pre-sex cuddling very easily. It's a good thing.

The Rev

John F. Kerry · 06-14-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimalLover420

Here's my question: Do you move the tube, like jacking off with it? Or do you hold the tube still while you thrust into it, like fucking it? Either way, it would be pretty comical to see someone gettin' busy with one. Bongo gives us video?

yea i was sort of wondering that too. because if its the latter then they ought to sell some kind of clamp down attachment so you can really get your thrust on.

seriously tho who the fuck comes up with things like a fleshlight rofl

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-14-2009, 11:28 AM

you move it yourself. according to the weird english dominatrix porn i came across the other day..

lady sonia anyone?

dubtrice · 06-14-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

Post sex cuddling can turn into pre-sex cuddling very easily. It's a good thing.

The Rev

word

Flamingnun · 06-14-2009, 01:58 PM

Get with the program people;

**Kompressor** · 06-14-2009, 01:59 PM

^ That is deeply disturbing.

osirus2020 · 06-14-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cerpin Taxt

Not a fan of stoned post-sex cuddles?

Tsk tsk tsk...

No, usually after sex I have the overwhelming urge to eat steak and kill things.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 06-14-2009, 02:48 PM

wow, that's what the feeling is....

Beyonder · 06-14-2009, 02:49 PM

Pshhh. Fleshlights are for wankers.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 06-14-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Get with the program people;

I just about fell out of my chair rofling.

m0rb1d · 06-14-2009, 03:09 PM

haha yeah what the fuck

Cerpin Taxt · 06-14-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by osirus2020

No, usually after sex I have the overwhelming urge to eat steak and kill things.

I tend to release those ravenous primal instincts in bed; you should do the same!

Sounds like you're holding back mang.

06-14-2009, 10:08 AM	#25 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,671 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,056 Times in 2,707 Posts	I could never get around the fact that I'm basically fucking a tube. Fleshlight = Fail. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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AnimalLover420 Love Junkie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: US Posts: 2,390 Thanks: 573 Thanked 820 Times in 352 Posts	Here's my question: Do you move the tube, like jacking off with it? Or do you hold the tube still while you thrust into it, like fucking it? Either way, it would be pretty comical to see someone gettin' busy with one. Bongo gives us video? __________________ ****************************************

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,671 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,056 Times in 2,707 Posts	Post sex cuddling can turn into pre-sex cuddling very easily. It's a good thing. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	you move it yourself. according to the weird english dominatrix porn i came across the other day.. lady sonia anyone? __________________

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~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	wow, that's what the feeling is....

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