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Old 06-15-2009, 07:52 PM   #61 (permalink)
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A) a lonely man
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:08 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:08 PM   #63 (permalink)
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maybe could use fleshlight instead of animal carcass.

but then family would starve
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Old 06-19-2009, 06:36 AM   #64 (permalink)
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So....

Did anyone ever try to mod an actual working flashlight into one?

Or build in LED lights?

Turn one into a faucet?
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:22 AM   #65 (permalink)
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a red LED light on the clit would be HILARIOUS.
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:44 AM   #66 (permalink)
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i don't have one because i'm cheap, but fleshlight is no way different than a girl using a vibrator to pleasure herself.
Make your own fleshlight!

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Old 06-19-2009, 05:21 PM   #67 (permalink)
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But what about guys who like oral?

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Old 06-20-2009, 04:38 PM   #68 (permalink)
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86 dollars for that plus shipping lol WTF rev i kno u liek stuffz like that
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Old 06-20-2009, 05:51 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Naw. If I were ever to seek out elastomeric autoeroticism, I would get me one of these.



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Old 06-21-2009, 08:05 AM   #70 (permalink)
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this chick at my work had a whole case of those and was just giving them out... all with the different attachments too.. ass... mouth...

p weird I dunno... I didn't take one. they were sealed and everything too.
this would make sense if you worked at the fleshlight factory
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Old 06-21-2009, 08:06 AM   #71 (permalink)
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who the fuck thought up the fleshlight?
and who the fuck said "yeah, thats a great idea" and put money into it?
I think they put their dick in it tbh
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:30 AM   #72 (permalink)
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I think they put their dick in it tbh
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Old 06-21-2009, 11:12 AM   #73 (permalink)
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a red LED light on the clit would be HILARIOUS.
hahahaha-- like dolphins with lazers on their heads. hose would be some bad ass clits
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Old 06-21-2009, 01:11 PM   #74 (permalink)
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lol that homemade fleshlight link is hilarious.
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Old 06-21-2009, 01:37 PM   #75 (permalink)
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the contraption screams penile injury.
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Old 06-21-2009, 01:43 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Actually, wouldn't it be the user that would do the screaming?



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Old 06-21-2009, 01:44 PM   #77 (permalink)
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i think both. did you pass the part where he draws the lips on it with the pink highliter rev??
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:20 PM   #78 (permalink)
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fleshlight is like so 3 years ago lol.

i remember when i was 16 two kids i went to highschool with bought fleshlights 2 for 1.
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:40 PM   #79 (permalink)
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fleshlight is like so 3 years ago lol.

i remember when i was 16 two kids i went to highschool with bought fleshlights 2 for 1.
or so they say..
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:54 PM   #80 (permalink)
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i think both. did you pass the part where he draws the lips on it with the pink highliter rev??


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