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12-27-2010, 01:04 AM
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I don't think I could ever use a, um, fleshlight. As soon as it went on my dick I'd just be like 'oh wtf,' take it off, and go get laid - with ANYONE. Fucking myself with a plastic tube... ugh I just couldn't.
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12-27-2010, 07:49 AM
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Think of it this way: yes, you're fucking a tube, but the alternative is fucking a man's fist.
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12-27-2010, 09:18 AM
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been there done that
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12-27-2010, 02:16 PM
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lol awesome, i didnt know you could look at trends like that.
I think I know what I'll be doing for the next 15 minutes
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Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!! |
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12-28-2010, 12:15 PM
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W. T. F.
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12-28-2010, 01:20 PM
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12-28-2010, 01:30 PM
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stick your dick in the ground and yell fuck the world!!
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12-28-2010, 02:02 PM
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nice daze
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that avatar fleshlight is beyond strange, "comes with 3-D glasses!"
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12-28-2010, 02:08 PM
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I wish I could find that vid of the dude fucking a watermelon again. It would be so apropos to this conversation.
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12-28-2010, 02:19 PM
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How about fucking a freshly microwaved jar of gummi bears?
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12-28-2010, 02:50 PM
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You could even stretch saran wrap over the top each time, for that deflowering experience. Gives a whole new meaning to the Pringles slogan, "Once you pop, you just can't stop!"
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